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Ozark (2017)
Is not that great when you binge watch all of itit
If you want realistic reviews just pick any rating between 5-7.
I've binge watched it all in one week and I felt every change, holl and error they've made. To start I think in general there is more good than bad however that bad is SO obvious.
First season has some major holes however we can atribute that to "work in progress"
2nd and 3rd season are good and again you can fell agresive change in moving to all female based main characters and making all male characters weak in every way. That is fine as plot is still holding stong and if you take this is a make belief tv show you can enjoys seeing them becoming great female vilains or anti-heroes like Ruth.
4th season is simply thrown away to satisfy fans and wrap up everything which it didn't do. They went beyond every plausible story so it was just watching to see how it ends.
There are no relatable character, Jason and Laura acting is basically every role they had in the past just in a different story.
I've watched it as I didn't had anything better to do and went with ratings online and was indifferent at the end. If anyone asks I would say if you don't have anything better to watch it's just OK however firsts here is a list of 20 better tv show you should check.
Twisted Metal (2023)
One more "They took the title and nothing more"
For all of you praising this show one simple question:
If show has basically only title thats links it to the game (sorry few character looks) why you need that title?
Don't bother we all know that without that title show should tank gloriously.
Show is trying soooo hard to be funny, edgy and it's just pathetic.
THERE IS LIKE 3 MINUTES OF CAR BATTLES IN WHOLE SEASON.
It's just boring watching two main characters "love" story. Even crying is pathetic and so fake. Everything looks really cheap.
And now lets see what Twisted Metal is really about (and no, there are not one spoiler in whole description):
Twisted Metal is a demolition derby that emphasizes the usage of ballistic projectiles, machine guns, mines, and other types of weapons (up to and including satellite-based weapons and nuclear weapons). Players choose a vehicle, and an arena-or a series of arenas in the story mode-to engage in battle with opposing drivers. A variety of weapons and upgrades are obtainable by pick-ups scattered throughout the stage. The last driver alive is the winner.
Although each individual game features its own storyline, they all revolve around the eponymous "Twisted Metal": a vehicular combat tournament hosted once a year. In almost all of the games, the host is a man called "Calypso"; in the series' fourth installment, perennial contestant Sweet Tooth briefly takes over. The general goal is to destroy all opponents; apart from the other contestants, unique vehicles seemingly designed by the host themselves may stand in the competitors' path. The winner is brought before the tournament host, who will grant the contestant a single wish.
The hosts of these games are the persons who are, through arcane means, capable of warping reality itself to grant the wish of the contest winner; however, there is a general "be careful what you wish for" theme in the game series, as nearly all of the winning contestants end up with "not-so-happy" endings, due to the skill and proclivity of the hosts for twisting the words of their wish around-often to deadly effect. The games in the series usually contain a healthy dose of dark humor.
Extraction 2 (2023)
It's just a CGI action movie not worth first part
First movie was great. This one you can simply disregard all empty talking, watch action scenes as a trailer and that would be it.
Be prepared for superhuman action, immortality, illogical decisions, cringe scenes and more...
At moments I was under the impression that I am watching The Expendables. It's not unwatchable but I will not be watching it again. Just another Netflix movie making machine average title.
Reading other very positive reviews you can really see how well organized machinery this is when one average movie is praised as a cinematography masterpiece.
I can't wait to check ratings in a few weeks 😃😃
Hypnotic (2023)
I have to refresh my Scanners knowledge after this
It took only 10 minutes of watching this movie to start looking online for a reason why Ben Affleck took this role. It seems like a start of a downfall of his career like Brus Willis, Nick Cage and many before him had. Casting is OK however script is soooo bad, someone said like 80's movies.
Then I remembered Scanners movie series that seemed very similar.
For some reason Rodriguez took so many things directly from other movies and glued them together with a cheap script.
The only thing that make sence is ratings for this movie and the final movie revenue that will flop.
I can't wait to read more reviews and laugh.
M3GAN (2022)
Its a fantasy movie so please chill
Decent triller (it's not a horror) with OK acting. Basic idea is OK placed in one movie. All characters are slightly annoying which is interesting that there isn't one that could be completely positive. People that are commenting on this movie like it's a real life situations should really consider laying off the conspiracy theories and "scientific" aspects of the movie. This is not Interstellar it's just a fun movie that not gonna scare you. The only real thing in this movie is human behavior which can be found all around us. People can forget a lot for their personal gain, profit or fame.....
Ghosts of War (2020)
Everything wrong with the movie in hour and 30 minutes
From the start this is an attack to common sence. So many mistakes and illogical behaviour of all five of them. From the start why is keeping guard while they sleep in the forest?!?! Why is only one of them coming to help camp refugees? Why is he giving gold teeth and not water and rations to them? Sniper who place himself in a clean line of sight on the window?!?! Soldier who is pulling his knife instead of the gun or at least both to investigate something 5-6 steps from the door. Them all positioning at the same place waiting for the Nazi patrol? Nazi patrol with one truck and everyone else on foot even higher rankings?!?! Top mistakes: "Castle is haunted we are not gonna say anything to the next guys comming in" , "Castle doors are locked lets move on" and "Its another dream, oh look my hand is healed. Oh wait, next scene its still broken" that just 1 hour into the movie. 2 stars only for the casting and acting that is OK.
The Pacific (2010)
Lost story
The story was mostly lost in a love story episodes far away from the front lines. As i have watched Band of Brothers and shortly after complete Pacific again for the fourth time I had to leave the comment as it's really two completely different shows. For Pacific half of the time (5 episodes) you are wathing love stories, trainings etc. The time when you are on the front lines it's good however again more showing gore and human destruction (blood, body parts) than the real fight and Japanese side. You can save your time and simpy speed up all non battle time in each episode as they are completely irelevant. This is a war story not a broken soldier heart story.
The Orville (2017)
Good luck Seth I wish you all the best
Without comic relief in the season 3 it's just one more Star Trek wannabe. I know that Seth is basically making this for himself and good for him making his dreams come true. It was fun with his comic touch in the first 2 seasons now I simply have better options to watch.
Everyone should watch first two seasons for fun and then see season 3 for the clear difference.
The Offer (2022)
Deserves every awards for a TV Show
It's so good and well created that it doesn't matter if they got everything historically accurate or they adapted something for the story sake.
I will watch it again and again like The Godfather movies.
I can only say: Thank you for making this great story seen!!!
Morbius (2022)
It should be a TV show
Nothing special. They should be making it as a TV show and not a movie. CGI is low quality. Casting bleack (you cannot cast Tyrone as a serious character after his hilarious parts in FF franchise)
Ambulance (2022)
Milion Bay frames in 10 Bay seconds
Another Bay "extravaganza" with shaky frames and changing them on every few seconds. Headache started after 15 minutes of the movie. World should stop him from making another movie after that Ryan Reynolds fiasco.
Nothing new, nothing special. At any point in the movie you can stop watching and you know you are not gonna miss anything.
The Batman (2022)
Boring and to long
First to start with Patterson is great as a new Batman. Everything else is bellow that fact. I see that many reviews here are mentioning Dark Night as a reference and this being darker and better version. No, this is just an attempt to be like a Dark Night.
This is just a to long drama with Batman elements on the edges of the story.
Mesurement of Batman movies is how many times you can watch them. I don't think I will watch this one again just to waiste 1+ hour on them simply talking in a 3h action superhero movie.
Killing It (2022)
Finally something new
Great show, perfect for a Sunday afternoon, funny, awesome casting. Perfect ratio of main story and side events. I've read most of the reviews here and bad ones are mostly linked to someone complaining about animal cruelty or misrepresenting rasism . You can see patern of rasist people and animal activists not liking it. It's hilarious how obvious it is.
Show is not just comedy. There is a nice element of drama in the background with characters struggling however they are not shoving that down your throat and still selling it as a comedy or some other genres (Halo, Snowpiercer etc...)
Halo (2022)
HALO is a girly game made only for female players
This doesn't even fall into the woke bucket as they have went so beyond that is hilarious. They completed divercity "game" with this one.
Men to women ratio in all close scenes is 1 to 2. Men are only significant in numbers for the foot soldiers which are again wery much disposable objects. One main male character is seen in like 15% in each epizode and ALL other important characters are female.
All that wouldn't be a problem if you
are creating something new with new world and backstory.
And yes, they are going for the best drama tv show not action like every other adaptation of something that is basically all action originally.
Saturday Night Live (1975)
It's just sad...
More and more I am skipping entire show. The only bright spot is still the weekend update. Cast is great however writing is awful. Few good guests each season and that's it. Soon I believe I will stop watching it entirely. And yes I agree with every agenda they are pushing, it's simply not funny anymore.
The Contractor (2022)
For people watching actions movies for the first time
Dolph Lundgren 80s action movies have more sence than this one. Huge holes in the story, simply thrown character into the plot without any background, superhuman strength with torn ACL, stormtrooper accuracy of the "bad guys", weak idea.
This is clearly for people who never watched a single action / war movie and Bollywood fans.
Snowpiercer: The Original Sinners (2022)
Burn it all and don't look back
This is just plain ridiculous. Talk, talk, talk, more closeups, 2 minutes of not even decent action, talk, talk, closepus, closeups, empty talk, empty talk. I will watch next season, first 10 minutes of first episode and last 10 minutes of season finale. The whole show can be watched as a sinopsis before the last episode. We can now see the patern they are using. At the end of each season finale they will do some weak plot twist and then use that to talk,talk,talk the entire next season.
Snowpiercer: A Beacon for Us All (2022)
You can also use this review for the next episode
This is just plain ridiculous. Talk, talk, talk, more closeups, 2 minutes of not even decent action, talk, talk, closepus, closeups, empty talk, empty talk. I will watch next season, first 10 minutes of first episode and last 10 minutes of season finale. The whole show can be watched as a sinopsis before the last episode. We can now see the patern they are using. At the end of each season they will do some weak plot twist and then use that to talk,talk,talk the entire next season.
Upload (2020)
Brought back smile on my face
Great idea, good lines, perfect casting, evolving in season 2, kept all the funny bits and yes, Luke is awesome :D Nice ratio of comedy and triller (more comedy of course). If you loved Good Place this is a TV show to watch.
Snowpiercer (2020)
It's a joke and not a good one
If you expect Sci-Fi saga please skip. They just used idea from a comic book series and success of the movie adaptation. It's simply a bad acting drama with the title Snowpiercer. It seems that every actor is trying to get the best drama award and they all fail miserably. You will get 15% of action with sci-fi elements and the rest is gonna be empty dialogues and closeups. Two stars just because I am still watching each new episode playing in the background to see last few minutes and connect dots to the next one and the season finale. Each season is more boring then the previous one. Just watch S03E07 to get the complete feel of what you are getting into.