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Bulla... Big Fat Gypsy Gangster (2011)
Total Crap!!
I don't even know where to start......
I never found Bulla to be funny in the first place, so I don't know why I even watched this steaming turd of a movie.
Back in the 90's, I saw Ricky Grover headlining the night at Jongleurs in Camden. His stand-up comedy is hilarious, but Bulla is not. It's hard to believe the same person who headlined Jongleurs, could be responsible for Bulla. I just don't see how such a great comedian could come up with a character as crappy as Bulla is. It's just not funny. Judging by the score on IMDB, a lot of other people think it's crap too.
Honestly, I think Ricky Grover could do far better than this old guff.
The Terminal List (2022)
Excellent TV
I love stuff like this, before I even started watching it I knew it was going to be good. I hope Amazon make more stuff like this, it's far better than the usual woke crap you find on Netflix. Not that I waste my money on Netflix.
Billions: Cold Storage (2022)
Just Awful
Mike Prince, the most hated character since Adolf Hitler. I can't believe how far this show has gone, from brilliant to absolute crap.
I really don't know why I carried on watching after leaving previous reviews, I guess I hoped it would get better. Well silly me, it didn't. If there is another season I won't waste my life any further by watching it. The writers are useless, do they really think this is good television?
Once brilliant, now a shadow of its former self.
Billions: Lyin' Eyes (2022)
Absolute Garbage!!
Well that was the last episode of this I'll ever watch. Santimonious Mike Prince and his woke agenda, are boring. Why do they have to ruin every great show by filling it with Liberal nonsense? There's already enough of that in the real world, we don't need it ruining once great tv shows!!
Billions: Cannonade (2022)
RUINED!!
How to kill a great show, lose the star and expect us to carry on watching what was previously a great show!!
Why do they do that? Do they think we'll watch any old rubbish and be thankful?
SEAL Team: Nine Ten (2021)
Boring, Weak Episode
Very probably the most boring episode of any show I have ever seen. Utter tosh, I can't believe the writes got paid for this rubbish. Supposed to be a military show, but I've seen more action during a colonoscopy.
SEAL Team (2017)
Weak Episode
This is the weakest episode I've ever seen, just wish I had some wet paint to watch drying instead. Supposed to be a military show, I've seen more action in a colonoscopy. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring.
Spitting Image (2020)
Utter Crap!!
The most unfunny thing I've watched in a very long time. If you're suffering from insomnia, this will probably help you sleep!! Other than that, it serves no purpose whatsoever.
With this, they've totally trashed the Spitting Image legacy. It should have been left in the past, where it was fondly remembered, not dragged into the 21st Century with all the humour of public execution. Which is basically what they've done to the Spitting Image that we know and loved.
Don't bother watching this, go and watch some paint dry instead!!
Ray Donovan: The Dead (2019)
Back To What Ray Donovan Should Be
I left a scathing review 2 episodes into the previous season, it was dire. It was mostly, Ray moping about boring us to tears. This season however, it's back to where it should be, with Ray doing what Ray does best. I'll forget last season even exists, it was pure rubbish.
Welcome back, Ray.......we've missed you!!
The Walking Dead: The Storm (2019)
This Show Is Now A Joke
I'll never watch another episode of this tripe ever again, all you get now is Virtue Signalling and boring PC characters. Kill it off now, you've milked it long enough.
What a load of old tosh!!
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (1966)
EPIC Western!!
They don't make films like this anymore, these days it's all special effects and no substance........
This is quality, from start to finish!!
Shifting Gears with Aaron Kaufman (2018)
Boring Rubbish!!
This show is extremely boring. There's too much crap and not enough workshop, which is great if you're a company touting its wares but no good if you're a fan of people building stuff.
Don't bother, just watch some paint dry instead!!
Ray Donovan: Las Vegas (2017)
This Has Gone Down The Pan
Gotta give them credit, they've taken a fantastic TV show and completely ruined it. It takes a special kind of stupid to do that!!
The writer needs his hands removing. They aren't fit to wipe his backside let alone write Ray Donovan!!
Two episodes in and it's doubtful I'll bother with next week's episode.............
My Name Is Lenny (2017)
God Awful, A Waste Of 90 Minutes Of My Life........
I gave this film 1 star because I couldn't leave a zero star rating!!
What a load of old pony, making a hero out of this bully is an insult to the memory and family of Gary Humphries!!
If you're bored, or have a penchant for low budget and even lower quality 'English Gangster Flicks', such as all those crappy 'Essex Boy Drug Dealer' films, you'll probably like this load of old tosh too.
Can I have that 90 minutes back please?