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Inception (2010)
Phenomenal
Since I first saw previews for Inception I was excited about it, but I tried to keep my expectations in check. I was worried I'd develop unreasonable hopes that would spoil a decent movie. As it turns out, I need not have worried.
The film is confusing at times, to the point where the group I saw the film with thought we had uncovered plot holes, only to close them off one by one over the course of almost an hour of discussion. I wouldn't have it any other way. The mechanics of shared dreaming in the movie can be somewhat complex, but they are all established in advance and remain consistent. This is very important for good science fiction, and Inception is that. Parts of it do not seem physically or psychologically plausible of course, but it's much easier to suspend your disbelief when the story follows its own rules.
The plot is fascinating, thrilling, and emotional. The ending is exactly as ambiguous as it should be, and although some people are already arguing about what Christopher Nolan *really* had in mind, I firmly believe that he has essentially given us two stories, and that we are meant to decide which one we prefer. Whichever way you lean, it's a damn good film. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch it again.
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998)
So bad, it's hilarious
I'm giving this movie a 4, which is better than it deserves, but I had an extremely entertaining Saturday afternoon when this came on the TV.
Want a clue about how bad this movie is? Nick Fury is played by David Hasselhoff. David frigging Hasselhoff. That's right. The guy from Baywatch. When you see this guy's name in the credits, you know you're in for a treat.
Probably the best thing about this movie is the villianness, who takes megalomania to the extreme, giving the classic diabolical villain laugh every thirty seconds. It's just so far over the top that you could swear this was a parody.
Before you watch this movie, here are some facts to remember: 1. Nazis = Evil. Therefore, Evil = Nazis. If you're evil, you must be a Nazi, even if the things you are evil about are completely contrary to Nazi ideals. 2. The best way to fix a faulty elevator is to shoot it. 3. Contrary to popular belief, it is in fact possible for your brain cells to commit suicide during exposure to excessive stupidity.