TEAQUIEMORO Reviews

Top Chef (2006– )

The Recipe Is Drama

[10/10 · 25 May 2008]

I love this reality show, and the food looks great. The chefs are the one's the really get me attached to the show. The first three were good and I was happy for Harold and Hung to win, I thought in Season 2 Marcel should have won over Illan. Marcel did all these stuff a person or a chef couldn't do, Illan did all Spanish. Also Sam should have went to the finale 2. In the 4 Season things really cook up when 2 lovers in Top Chef double there chance. In each season I hated Tiffni, Illan, Howie, and now Lisa. At first she was okay, but when she thew Dale and Andrew under the bus and made them both go home made me sad. Ihope she doesn't go 2 the final, she's a b###h. Lot's of hope to Richard and Stephine. Tom is one tough judge to please, an even harder one is Eric. He is one mean son of a gun, he can take you down with one word. Glad that Ted and Gail are back and the lovely Padma. She really beats season 1's judge. And now the competition continues, watch Top Chef the best cooking show. Never missed one Episode, hope you watch it cause you won't be disappointed.

The Suffering (2004 Video Game)

It Will Leave You Wanting More

[10/10 · 24 May 2008]

This was one of my first video games that was rated M and I love it so much and still do. I still can't believe I didn't commented this video game first.But now I will, and for all you people who wants to play a scary survival game with lots of gore than play this game. The monsters were cool and it also teaches history, about the war and all soldiers/prisoners death that are real life people. They are also going to make a movie of it(hope they won't screw this movie up). Anyways if you play this in the dark, cold weather, and nobody around you will start to feel that you are in the game. There are scary moments when those f#####g Slayers or Noosemens come out of nowhere. This has a lot of thinking to go to the next level and also love the idea of other people in the game helping you(tip:don't kill them so quickly, they could help you).And those Infernas are annoying, and when some of those Slayers revive is scary and awesome.I haven't had this much fun since playing Resident Evil 4 or GRT: San Andres. Please, buy this game, I highly recommend it. It has 8.9, soon in the range of 9.0 or higher. You won't be disappointed.

One Missed Call (2008)

This couldn't be called a movie

[2/10 · 17 March 2008]

This movie was terrible, I had high hopes for this movie. When I saw the trailer it was good, when everybody saw the trailer it was good. But when you go and see it, it is like crap, horrible, it stinks, and gives a bad feeling in your stomach. This movie had a good plot, but this director was on crack when he did this movie. The movie started good when the prediction was happening the deaths were, then we got to the school. The whole point of that was to waste time, the best he could come up with is a girl who dies and tries to call someone and the teddy bear's song gets recored. And the whole scene didn't make sense, I have never seen a bad movie in my life like this movie except are we done yet but...anyways. Then there was still more and it was finally getting good and then there was the ending, everyone booed. It ends with the cell phoning ringing and the girl is still alive, I could come up with 10 better endings then what the director put. Only three parts I liked, some deaths with a bit of scares, the teddy bear song( creepy music), and getting out of the movie theater. This movie was terrible put only some parts saved it to get 2 stars.

Leprechaun 3 (1995 Video)

Wow!

[7/10 · 17 March 2008]

This by far is the best Leprechaun, the others were dumb,didn't follow through and bad casting. This wasn't a good movie but I would watch it if I'm bored. There were funny parts, the cast was quite good, and a bit of gore. I don't know why any of these actors be in a movie like this, they could do better. But this movie had a good plot that a man found the Leprechaun's gold after he killed a pawn shop owner. And a great place for Leprechaun would be Las Vegas. I just wished they showed more gore. My favorite part was when the lady was blown to pieces, that was funny. But the movie needed to follow though with the first and second part because I am confused of how that bum found the Leprechaun.That is why I give this movie 7/10, because of a good cast.

300 (2006)

300 Stars For Me

[10/10 · 22 November 2007]

This is the greatest historical movie ever as a graphic novel book. When I saw the preview I was going to see this movie no matter what. And when I saw it, I saw more than what I have seen. Even if they extended they way the monsters looked it was great, the action, romance war they had in Sparta. Zack did his best in this movie, it blows your mind and makes you part of the movie. The Persions may have more allies to help but were imperiled to the Spartans. This is a great movie to learn what happen back in Greece a long time ago. Even the all mighty Xerxes couldn't kill them because they worked as a group, all the same moves turns and kills. They were as one, unlike the Persions.This was great and had to have 10 stars, bravo 300, your in my top.

Saw (2004)

I Want To Play A Game

[7/10 · 16 November 2007]

I want to play a game called death because my god what a great movie. There have been a lot of bad horror movies and remakes but this is totally different, new, and great ways of a death traps. Seeing the people killing themselves when the master mind Jigsaw set them up. This is a movie about two guys locked in the room trying to get out but they are locked in with a saw and tape recorders. Leaving clues on how to get out but meanwhile these detectives come and see these other death that people got themselves killed with these traps. Saw will have you wondering and figuring out how will they get out and you is this Jigsaw. And a bigger twist, the doctors family is with Jigsaw. And in order to get his family he must do two things and you will find out when you watch the movie.

30 Days of Night (2007)

The Scariest, Dark,Gory,Chilling,Heart-pounding Vampire Movie Ever

[9/10 · 6 November 2007]

Many cirtics are giving this movie one , one and a half, or two. But this movie really deserves three or four, that's how good this movie is. It had scary music to give the chills, the unsuspecting kill that the Vampires kill to give suspense, and great gore for the deaths. This is a simple movie about a town that are getting killed by Vampires, but for 30 days of night. As the days go by one by one the survives die and I love the scary music to go with them dying. I haven't seen a good vampire movie since John Carpenter's Vampires. If you think the graphic novel is gory and exciting, wait till you watch it. The only thing wrong about this movie was the ending. First I wish the vampire fight was longer and he killed more of those vampires. Second is I think everyone should have died. Not four survives, and the way the died was sad but I was hoping the ending that since he kissed her wife before he died she should have turned into one for the sequel.Lastly if you were in the movie theater there were subtitles that were distracting. Again, a great,gory, suspenseful movie and I know this movie shall do well because of the director. I have to loved this movie because this was a dark version of what if Vampires existed. The cast was great, loved kills, this is the best Vampire movie because of Sam Raimi. Give this guy a big hand. This movie needs to have 9/10, keep making movies like these.

Are We Done Yet? (2007)

The Title Should Be Changed To Is This Done Yet

[3/10 · 9 April 2007]

I mean when I saw Are We There Yet, I thought it was finished from there but no. They had to do Are We Done Yet. I mean, if they know the first one was bad why are they making another one, what is wrong with these directors. They are making some bad squeals or remakes that are in the bottom and they still continue. Soon another one is going to be called Are We Having Fun Yet, well guess what, no. And for sure this movie would at least be better than the first, but it is worst. I should be stupid for watching this piece of crap. Let me tell you for all that didn't see this movie yet, you made the right choice. Soon, these dopes will make the third, then the fourth, then more. Make sure you will never see this, the only funny jokes are in the trailer. That's it.

Grindhouse (2007)

Two Movies For The Price Of One

[10/10 · 27 March 2007]

This was an amazing double feature film, this was the one film that America has just waited for. Now Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have finally made their best movie and they were working together. They made other great movies like Sin City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Once Upon A Time In Mexico. But Grindhouse will be the greatest hit of their movies. The first feature is Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror. It's about a group of survivors must stop an evil of dead after an experiment went wrong. Rose McGowan did a great job playing Cherry, a gal without a leg and then becomes a gun. Freddy Rodriguez did the "never miss killer guy" which was perfect for him as EL Wray. Josh Brolin who did Dr.William Block who was a very crazy guy in Planet Terror and lastly the bad ass chick besides Cherry was Dr.Dakota Block. Then was Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof, it was about a guy named Stuntman Mike who is having a fun time with a bunch of girls, by killing them. He is risking his life as well as the girls who are inside the car, and he always comes back alive with his car. This was a great part for Kurt Russell for playing Stuntman Mike, he raises the roof. All the girls which were awesome, no regrets because Jordan Ladd, Tracie Thoms, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Zoe Bell were bad ass chicks. But Rose McGowan, Rosario Dawson and Vanessa Ferlito were the real girls in Death Proof that showed these girls are hardcore. This movie has it all, gore, action, and nudity.This movie will be in the top for all Tarantino and Rodriguez fans, this sure is in my top.

The first one is Planet Terror which is about the military send out monsters the infected people, the soldier's are to but they use this mask with gas to heal them.So in this little town Cherry was with El Wray were talking then crash, then a monster tears out Cherry's leg, not bit. El Wray takes here to the hospital were also is a room full out infected people. The disease spreads and I'll stop up to here, but when you watch the rest it a hardcore action fill with gore, sex, and guns. This part deserves 4 stars. The next is Death Proof, a more calmer movie or is it when a derange driver Stuntman Mike comes in the film.A bunch of girls are about to have a ride to hell, in the beginning there are a set of girls that really matched and had stuff to say, then with Stuntman Mike look at these girls and have fun with them he kills them and boy was it gruesome.

Then the next set comes and they were a bit uninteresting, it was the same thing only this time in the car chase, it switches. The girls are after have, which I think was funny and I liked how it ended. If u want to find out if they killed him or not, watch it. To me as a horror movie no, as a action, funny movie yes so 3 and a half stars to me. And of course the great trailers. Machte, Don't, Thanksgiving, Werewolf women of the S.S., and Hobo with a Shotgun. The ones that were best and should be a movie is Machte and Thanksgiving. Machte for action and Thanksgiving for a s##t full of gore. Watch Grindhouse now, a total 4 star movie.

The Thing (2002 Video Game)

No One Can Trust Anybody

[10/10 · 4 January 2007]

I love "The Thing" movie was the greatest movie ever made by John Carpenter and now they made "The Thing" the video game, what more could you ask. I'm speaking to all of "The Thing" fans to save some money and buy "The Thing" video game, you won't be disappointed after playing it. I have to say they should have made it long ago but they still made it. This video game shows the rest of the film from "The Thing" and the plot was amazing, it beings with a thing monster attacking two workers and killed while someone was watching. Then showed Blake and his team searching for survivors but what they had was a thing adventure. Many died and only one rescue team person will survive but the question is can you survive "The Thing". This shows blood, monsters, curse word, three main thing monster and the fourth thing is the mother-load of the things, can you have trust with you and your teammates, do they have what it takes to survive with your or would you feed them to the things.And there are many bodyguards to kill from the middle to the end. Now can you handle this creepy monster game and beat the mother of the things and beat Whitly and your team to help you or will you die and on never to know what happens at the end. Two more "things", I want to thank the band "Saliva" for the ending song which is very "cool".And lastly the ending and the mid-beginning show a special someone from "The Thing and you'll find out only if you play the game.

10/10

Guys and Dolls (1955)

A Great Classic

[10/10 · 22 December 2006]

I was amazed when I saw Guys and Dolls, it was heart-warming like Annie. It was a simple movie to make but the director took two steps forward and guess what, the movie was a success.I loved all the acting, singing, and dancing. The actors, Frank Sinatra did a good job and so did his fellow friends, I just want to make sure to respect his greatest movie of all time before his terrible death. The singing was golden and the gamblers was the best scene for singing. The dancing was also good during and after the fight with the Spanish women and men. This movie was a must for all to see, this was a good romantic comedy crime movie. The all time movies were sure great.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Not Bad For A Pirate Movie

[8/10 · 5 November 2006]

The first time that they ever made a great pirate that they made in this century, Pirates of the Caribbean. This was as good as Lords of the Rings, and had many special effects like the Lord of the Rings. Gore Virbinski was very lucky to have a great cast and crew to help him on this great pirate movie.It tells the story of a bunch of pirates who stole treasure and they didn't know that it was cursed.So because of this curse, every day for their rest of their lives they can't digest of eat/drinks what they want, and at night they become skeletons.Now they rome the earth to get all the treasure and get the blood of Will Turner and thats when we met the cast that made this film great.

Planet of the Apes (1968)

An Amazing Movie In The 60's

[10/10 · 5 November 2006]

This was a great series and movies that they ever created, it was like we were learning the monkey ways. We are their house-pets and we learn from them and I got to tell you this is phenomenal. Their world of ruling apes in the future changed are life and made so of us not wanting to go in the future. And if you see all of the 6 planet of the apes this is not part one, this is part 5. If you see part three which is another one of my favorite, it explains how planet of the apes happened. And boy was it surprising and a foolish mistake that could have been avoid but lead to the movie of Planet of the Apes. It was a great thing that ever hit the screens, it deserves to be in the top, and I'm sure will will be pleased after seeing Planet of the Apes.

Unleashed (2005)

The Leash Is Out,Now He's Out For Revenge ...On His Master

[10/10 · 3 November 2006]

Unleashed or "Danny the Dog" was a great masterpiece on this one from Jet Li's movie. It was about this guy named Danny that was trained to be fearless, super trained combat, and a killing machine for revenge. And he only becomes this if his leash gets of his neck, then he becomes a deadly weapon. One while his master, his gang and him was on a drive, people shot them and all died except him. Then he finds help from two people that found him and raised him into a good life instead a bad one. But later his master was alive but when he returned Danny wasn't a killer anymore. Now the leash is of and Danny is in control, the hunt beings. And a surprising thing is his master is his Father, and he killed his mother. Will Danny kill his master or "father", or will he walk away and go back to the good life, it's all in this movie so watch it.

10/10

Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)

A Cool Space Adventure

[9/10 · 3 November 2006]

This was a very nice but a fun movie to see, it brought back Jumanje into our future. This space adventure will literally blow your mind out, a simple plot that they take it and make it beyond unusual. I'm sure when your done watching this film it will make some fear in space for those young astronauts. And such great working actors to the movie, they all did a good job, even the wee kids.I would recommend that you should see this movie to a Video Store near you, this movie is two thumbs way up, so go see it and I'm sure you will not be disappointed when seeing it.

9/10

Saw III (2006)

Suffering,You Haven't Seen Anything

[9/10 · 26 October 2006]

Wow! I mean wow, this was so worth seeing it in the movie, I know all the Saw fans will just be amazed with Jigsaw's new traps to people that don't respect their lives. And I like the twist when Amanda is going to take his place when the old man dies. This was sick-twisted, mind blowing,horror fun to see and get scared. Because once your in Jigsaw little horror game for the only way out is courage, trust, and blood, so if you don't have what it takes then it's of to hell for you. So don't forget to see the other Saw movies because if it wasn't for those to movies then we won't have Saw 3 right now.So go watch Saw 3 because this is top one on the best horror movie in 2006, so have fun.

Mr. Meaty (2005–2009)

Great Stuff Cooking Up in Mr. Meaty

[9/10 · 22 September 2006]

I just want to thank Nickolodean to show "Mr.Meaty" because this show is a man's show, every gross man stuff to see.Some jokes are corny but the rest like farting, turning into something, and uncleaned is way funny. They make the girls voices sound so boyish( which could be )and because of that it makes it also funny. It is unrefreshed and uncleaned for guys like us, they stopped making man stuff. But now it makes a come back by showing "Mr. Meaty". I can't wait until I get to see the next new "Mr. Meaty" episodes, because today's was funny, about Josh and Parker in a buffalo costume and Parker turning into a girl, boy I can't wait.

Jackass Number Two (2006)

Just As Good Ass Part One

[8/10 · 22 September 2006]

This was as good as part one, it was funny, gross, disgusting, and more painful than part one. The games didn't make sense nor the explaining but when they did it, it was so funny,every one came out laughing and talking the funny parts from Jackass. The series, the first movie, now comes number two, I have to admit this was a 2006 top funniest movie of all time. Now everyone waits to see part 3 in a couple of years, then that will be the next now Jackass with better a newer ideas. We will not be disappointed in the next one, who knew that a name called Jackass affected many people to laugh really hard. And I'm sure that I speak to everyone when I say thank-you to everyone in the movie and to the director,hope you make the next part again.

The Yogi Bear Show (1961–1962)

A Perfect Show

[7/10 · 12 September 2006]

This short t.v. show was funny, excitement, and plain old great, it's not bad for a long time ago show that has been in the air for 27 years. That is a long time and you know why that long, because it was a great show. Yogi is a bear that wants a lot of food for hibernation, he and his partner in time Boo-Boo will not stop going past the ranger and get the picnic basket. But they always fail in one after another way in a funny way but different ways. And he has a girl name Cindy who loves him but Yogi doesn't love her back, thats so funny.I wished they never stopped making "The Yogi Bear Show", the people back then and right now will miss the show.

Quest for Camelot (1998)

Its An Adventure Instead of a Quest

[6/10 · 12 September 2006]

When I first saw it as a little kid I saw this movie and it was perfect to me, but later on when I saw it in this century this movie didn't have the same exciting anymore.It was a bit more different,right now I would have to say not to see this movie anymore and to others.This was a waste of time and money,now I understand why he hated because this was a kiddy,boring,unfansty world.It is not great anymore,just because it has an Oscar dos-en't mean it is all that great.Now we look up to other movies than that worthless movie,it went from so-so to worse.They have to stop showing this movie,it is not funny anymore,take my advise if you've seen it the first time don't waste your money on this again,get something better than that crap.

Vampires (1998)

Soon The Vampires Will Walk When The Sun Rise

[9/10 · 12 September 2006]

This was another excellent movie from Johhney, he did great with this movie,even at the begin I liked it.It started with many Vampire hunters that were trying to catch Vampires, then reel them into the sun were 9 of them burned up.Then they all celebrated for their victory but the Vampire leader come and crashed the party.First he bit a teenage girl who sees the Vampire leader's victims.And the rest of the hunters and party girls died except two,Crow and his friend.Later they are using the girl to find the leader and kill him,so the three and a preacher hunts him down but other Vampire leaders have awakened to.And they must stop the first leader before another preacher finishes the ritual with the cross because if he succeeds then he can walk at night and day.Will they be able to stop the ritual,and will the girl that has been bitten will stop them,if you want to know then see the movie and you will find out.

Darkwatch: Curse of the West (2005 Video Game)

The Curse Has Been Unleashed

[6/10 · 14 July 2006]

Wow, I mean wow this was actual good because the way I saw it was going to be similar to Resedent Evil 4 the game only worse but I got it. It was a story about a criminal who goes to the wrong train and unleashes Lazarus- king of hell with his army of the undead. And he has to kill them all with some help from Cassidy Sharp. Later on you will see some creepy ghouls and find Tala who works for Cartwright. Jarico soon meets him and helps him to kill Lazarus with back-up soldiers. And then when you kill him it doesn't stop because Tala becomes a Vampire after Jerico bites her and steals Lazarus powers and becomes the new leader. Plus in the game you get cool weapons, explosives, and a riding horse.

And the ending is sad and happy, sad by she dies in a sad way that I didn't want her to die. And happy because they lived in peace again, this was one cool horror western V.G. that I'd played and I will always play it.

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Just Like Part One, Good

[8/10 · 14 July 2006]

This was another amazing part to the Underworld sequel, it was two times cooler and more action in the movie. And this time they ( the Vampires ) were being lead by Marcus-the second in command Vampire leader, and he was cooking up some trouble. And the main Vampire lady got busy with the half Vampire and Licon and I think they are going to half a body in the next part. Yes, because it ended them kissing but they forget they had sex. Plus very strange that this film showed that Marcus had a Licon brother named William that he freed him from his rest to kill Selena. Other great action-packed movie every-one loved.

8/10

Underworld (2003)

Super Cool

[9/10 · 14 July 2006]

I was so amazed when this was on the theater's, and I thought this movie was going to be bad. But then I saw it and you will be shocked and amazed because it's a battle between Licons and Vampires. When I was seeing the movie I thought the Vampires were the good guys, but then I learned that know-one is the good or bad guys. But I think the Vampires were actual bad because they stared the war, it all stared in the Vampires place. The Licons were slaves of the Vampires and one persons from each side had sex and the girl Vampire was per-gent, but her father was mad. So he killed his own daughter and the man Licon was angry and told the rest not to take it any-more. So now their was a war and a lot of action was happening on fighting over a teenage boy who became half Vampire and half Licons. And great sequel at the end when the second in command gets alive, and we know their is another part so I can't wait.

Doll Graveyard (2005)

Great Cover, Not So Great Movie

[5/10 · 14 July 2006]

Very unlike the commercial from Doll Graveyard, sense I liked the commercial so I wanted to see it.Then when I got it, you people know, I was so upset that it was not as great as the commercial. The only thing I liked from this movie was the end, and the horror parts. Their was two bloody death in here, one was this little Native poked this teenage boy in the eye. And one was this little General stabbed this other teenage boy's stomach. And this part was this little doll ate parts of her face and if you noticed closely her face was torn-ed off before the doll got her.This was a cheap and pathetic movie that made no sense.And what was this part when it showed this little girl's spirit got inside this boy's body,it was dumb... I would peffer not to see this movie,but if your a fan of Full Moon than watch this great movie.