If poop could come in the form of a movie.....this would be a turd that came out after someone has been drinking and eating fast food every day for 6 months!
Reviews
4 Reviews
The Room
(2003)
So bad, it's good!
28 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Yeah... Title says it all
I googled "The worst movie ever made" and then this came up as a movie so bad that it developed a cult status and following.
After watching it I am not surprised why......And I was not disappointed either
I am rating it as 1 star (Awful) because this is by no means a good movie, but it really is so bad that it makes it good.
So bad in fact that it's own title "The room" makes no sense for the plot at all.
Plot itself doesn't really make too much sense either, but what really makes this movie "So bad, it's good!" is both the acting and voice over by Johnny (Tommy Wiseau)...seriously every single scene with him...Well I am not even going to spoil it too much....just watch this movie...seriously
I googled "The worst movie ever made" and then this came up as a movie so bad that it developed a cult status and following.
After watching it I am not surprised why......And I was not disappointed either
I am rating it as 1 star (Awful) because this is by no means a good movie, but it really is so bad that it makes it good.
So bad in fact that it's own title "The room" makes no sense for the plot at all.
Plot itself doesn't really make too much sense either, but what really makes this movie "So bad, it's good!" is both the acting and voice over by Johnny (Tommy Wiseau)...seriously every single scene with him...Well I am not even going to spoil it too much....just watch this movie...seriously
Firebird 2015 AD
(1981)
Waste of life to even watch
27 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
I am not someone who usually puts in bad reviews unless something is so bad that a bad review is really needed, and this is one of those cases.
Especially when it had so much potential to be a good movie, it literally had every possible chance to be an awesome post-apocalyptic Mad Max style movie, but it just failed all of that in every possible way that it is possible to fail in.
Let me explain....
So the story is that the US government has outlawed gasoline burning vehicles , and "Rebels" (Called Burners) are still driving gasoline powered cars in the desert, so the government has deployed a police force that uses gasoline powered motorcycles to chase hunt these Rebels.
See what I mean, sounds like something with great potential, right?
Well, lets go over what the movie actually is...
First of all, it is categorised as a SCI-Fi Action movie....and it is not..period.
Other than taking place in the "Future" of 2015, there's nothing remotely scifi about this movie. the whole movie takes place in a desert with 80s motorbikes chasing 70s / 80s cars, even the weapons used in the movie are all regular M16s and other standard weapons for the early 80s.
Anyway, but then there's the actual storyline in the movie....the "Burners" seem to drive illegally all to deliver a carburetor....yeah seriously...but okay, fair enough in this set gasoline car parts might scarce and can have a significant value to the right buyer, so we will let this one go.
But on top of this they also seem to bet each other to drive around in the patrolled desert where they are getting shot at by the "Special police force" deployed to hunt them down...all which seem to be just for fun...
But then there's this "Special police force"....their police station is a tent, and for some reason there's one of them whos a native American guy who does all sorts of weird stuff almost like he is on drugs, and there's even one scene where one of them shoots at the other ones head while that person is approaching on a motorcycle ....all just for fun.
....like picture two police officers shooting at each other with live rounds "Just for fun"?
...Okay and then there's this "Love story" between the son of one of the Burners and some burner chick.
yeah, it's all just one big mess...and it just feels like everything is fun and jokes to them, none of them seems to be serious about their what's going on.
And then there's the acting, it's all most like none of the actors even understands their own roles or the story of the movie, it's kind of hard to describe if you haven't seen the movie. But every dialogue between the actors sounds scripted and they it's almost like they are being told what to do as they are being filmed, so you see a lot of scenes where they have a look in their face like they don't even know what the next scene will be, I am not even exaggerating on this.
But even the action in the movie, are so poorly done and all looks so staged. There's one scene where the native American police officer guy; shoots at a crashed mustang with a grenade launcher, and the guy taking cover behind the car doesn't really seem to be bothered by the grenades exploding right next to him, on top of this the native American officer is standing upright and yelling in the complete open while being shot at being shot at by the guy hiding behind the car, all of this really just makes the whole scene feel like it's just a bunch of random scenes they cut and pasted together.And it's the same in other scenes where the they are trying to block the road and shooting at the cars trying to get by.
All of which makes the action scenes really confusing to watch.
Again, it's literally everything they had the chance to do right, they did wrong.
Honestly, don't even bother watching this movie, it is not even entertaining or even so bad that it is "Fun to watch"...there's literally nothing going for this movie at all. it just leaves you with the feeling of just being annoyed that you even bothered to watch it in the first place.
It really should never have been made.
Especially when it had so much potential to be a good movie, it literally had every possible chance to be an awesome post-apocalyptic Mad Max style movie, but it just failed all of that in every possible way that it is possible to fail in.
Let me explain....
So the story is that the US government has outlawed gasoline burning vehicles , and "Rebels" (Called Burners) are still driving gasoline powered cars in the desert, so the government has deployed a police force that uses gasoline powered motorcycles to chase hunt these Rebels.
See what I mean, sounds like something with great potential, right?
Well, lets go over what the movie actually is...
First of all, it is categorised as a SCI-Fi Action movie....and it is not..period.
Other than taking place in the "Future" of 2015, there's nothing remotely scifi about this movie. the whole movie takes place in a desert with 80s motorbikes chasing 70s / 80s cars, even the weapons used in the movie are all regular M16s and other standard weapons for the early 80s.
Anyway, but then there's the actual storyline in the movie....the "Burners" seem to drive illegally all to deliver a carburetor....yeah seriously...but okay, fair enough in this set gasoline car parts might scarce and can have a significant value to the right buyer, so we will let this one go.
But on top of this they also seem to bet each other to drive around in the patrolled desert where they are getting shot at by the "Special police force" deployed to hunt them down...all which seem to be just for fun...
But then there's this "Special police force"....their police station is a tent, and for some reason there's one of them whos a native American guy who does all sorts of weird stuff almost like he is on drugs, and there's even one scene where one of them shoots at the other ones head while that person is approaching on a motorcycle ....all just for fun.
....like picture two police officers shooting at each other with live rounds "Just for fun"?
...Okay and then there's this "Love story" between the son of one of the Burners and some burner chick.
yeah, it's all just one big mess...and it just feels like everything is fun and jokes to them, none of them seems to be serious about their what's going on.
And then there's the acting, it's all most like none of the actors even understands their own roles or the story of the movie, it's kind of hard to describe if you haven't seen the movie. But every dialogue between the actors sounds scripted and they it's almost like they are being told what to do as they are being filmed, so you see a lot of scenes where they have a look in their face like they don't even know what the next scene will be, I am not even exaggerating on this.
But even the action in the movie, are so poorly done and all looks so staged. There's one scene where the native American police officer guy; shoots at a crashed mustang with a grenade launcher, and the guy taking cover behind the car doesn't really seem to be bothered by the grenades exploding right next to him, on top of this the native American officer is standing upright and yelling in the complete open while being shot at being shot at by the guy hiding behind the car, all of this really just makes the whole scene feel like it's just a bunch of random scenes they cut and pasted together.And it's the same in other scenes where the they are trying to block the road and shooting at the cars trying to get by.
All of which makes the action scenes really confusing to watch.
Again, it's literally everything they had the chance to do right, they did wrong.
Honestly, don't even bother watching this movie, it is not even entertaining or even so bad that it is "Fun to watch"...there's literally nothing going for this movie at all. it just leaves you with the feeling of just being annoyed that you even bothered to watch it in the first place.
It really should never have been made.
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