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Troll (2022)
The poor troll!
I'm not sure if this movie is meant to hold a mirror up to humans and the fact they can be real d*cks, or if its actually serious? The poor guy gets woken up by humans being d*cks and blasting their way through a mountain. He does nothing other than walk about trying to find his way home to his family. It transpires that humans ambushed and killed his family and trapped him in the mountain to die. From the minute he wakes up people are again trying to kill him, even though he hasn't actually done anything malicious to anyone, and in fact actually saved a child and his father. Finally it looks like sanity will prevail, but no, they end up killing him anyway, and they all celebrate?? Even the one who was trying to save him? Stupid, pointless and annoying.
Clifton Hill (2019)
Annoying, stupid, confusing, slow and boring...and then a twist
The twist at the end almost makes up for the rest of it. Until you realise the twist actually makes the whole film and the hour and 40 minutes spent watching it even more of a waste of time than it already seemed! Annoying.
The Devil's Doorway (2018)
I liked it!
Very suspenseful...camera work was very clever and keeps you on edge throughout just waiting for the next thing to jump out and scare the bejesus out of you. Father Thomas plays the old weathered cynic very well whereas father John is the excitable young 'believer', almost as if to mimic the two voices inside your own head...the 'sensible one' and the 'scared child' who still believes in ghosts. I also liked the fact that it was only 75 minutes long as it felt quite punchy all the way throughout. Not a dull moment. Recommend if you just want something that's gonna get your heart racing without a load of blood and gore like so many so called 'horror movies' these days.