hanscarstenstenzel Reviews

Nobody (I) (2021)

John Wick would love this

[9/10 · 25 August 2022]

It is easy to figure out the connection from Nobody to John Wick. And, I don't care. This movie is just awesome. No Prequells, no sequells no reboots ( I am not sure about the sequells ), just great actors and a great story. I love this so much.

Friends: The One with the Proposal: Part 2 (2000) Season 6, Episode 25

The one with my eyes watering uo

[10/10 · 21 August 2022]

After so many years, each time I watch this someone cutts onions around here. Monica proposing to Chandler takes me by surprise. And I go .... Aaahhh. Friends do have a contract with onion cutters.

Friends: The One with the Flashback (1996) Season 3, Episode 6

As always Ross is awkward... to say the least

[8/10 · 28 June 2022]

There he is: on a pool table with a beautiful girl (phoebe), and his foot gets stuck in the table, and the balls (ha-ha) are in his way. It is like the writers want him to be an idiot. I know, he isn't, but Ross please try to be a man.

Magnum, P.I.: Out of Sync (1987) Season 7, Episode 18

Never an item

[10/10 · 18 June 2022]

My idea of the perfect ending for this show is Magnum and Cynthia become a couple and raise his daughter Liliy together. Well, it. Never happened. Sorry fot TM for staying single. I think Dana and Tom had chemistry.

Friends: The One After the Superbowl: Part 2 (1996) Season 2, Episode 13

I know I am getting old...

[10/10 · 17 June 2022]

... but I love it. Today after watching Top Gun Maverik, I came home and started watching this episode. It brings back memories. The 90s... JCVD, Outbreak and the young Julia Roberts. Man, Live is so good. And of course Top Gun and the 80s.

Licence to Kill (1989)

Not as great as his first outing...

[9/10 · 10 June 2022]

... but still a great movie. To this day I a am sad that Mr Dalton was only Bond for two times. On the other hand, his supposed to be third time as Bond went to Pierce Brosnan, my favorite Bond after Sean Connery.

Magnum P.I.: Close to Home (2022) Season 4, Episode 20

It is over

[1/10 · 26 May 2022]

Woooohoo, finally the reboot from hell is over. Yeah! Go for it. This is what you get when you meddle with the original. I know , I lnow fans of this one will be sorry, but us older ones, fans of Tom's finest hour won't miss this.

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)

Dundee on Hawaii

[5/10 · 13 May 2022]

Near the beginning, one older guy from the tourist group wears the original red Hawaii Shirt that Tom Selleck made famous in the opening credits (and many episodes) of the original Magnum PI.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

And I thought the prequells were weak

[7/10 · 7 May 2022]

In retrospect the prequells were not the worst part of the saga, even though I thought so at the time. But now... sequells and tons of unnecessary tv-shows prove that it is getting worst . Rise of... sorry, I had to ...reverse eating.

NCIS: Hawai'i (2021–2024)

I want NCIS Stuttgart

[1/10 · 24 April 2022]

For all of you who does not know where Stuttgart is... Headquarters of Porsche and Mercedes, in Germany.

Well, I think enough is enough . Every time has it's movies and TV shows. NCIS had it's time. I really loved it, but after 18 seasons and now three spin offs, I have to admit there is something like too much of a good thing.

Starsky and Hutch (1975–1979)

It aged very well

[9/10 · 1 April 2022]

I remember watching it when I was a kid in the 70s. For some reason I was (and still am) a huge Starsky fan. As. Emberassing as it is, my mom had a cardigan simalar to the one Starsky wore, and I had it on all the time.

Paul Glaser has stated a lot of times that he hated the red tomato, but I think every star has to have a great car . Like Thomas Sullivan Magnum and Michael Knight. Great show. I think a reunion is in order.

The Frozen Ground (2013)

Blown away by Performance

[10/10 · 20 March 2022]

Ofcourse Nick Cage is great, but I was blown away by Vanessa Hudgens vulnarable Performance . And ofcourse the end, with mentioning all the victims send chills up my skin. Wonderful story because it is a real story.

My Name Is Earl: Quit Smoking (2005) Season 1, Episode 2

Not political correct

[10/10 · 10 February 2022]

On the yard sale the elderly gentleman says Luke, I am your father with this enhancing thingy. God, this kind of humor is missing in modern day Hollywood.

Magnum P.I. (2018–2024)

No originality left in Hollywood

[1/10 · 10 October 2021]

Someone on a social media site put it best:

Why don't they wait until all the 40+ years old fans of the original show are dead. Then they can kick all the heroes of our youth in the groin.

This show has nothing to do with the charming tale of friendship the original show was.

Political correctness kills it all.

Magnum, P.I.: Forty (1987) Season 7, Episode 16

Who has Magnum's 2 dollar Bill

[8/10 · 28 August 2021]

I guess the. Valet Parking assistant from the beginning of this episode has it.

The King of Queens: Ticker Treat (2001) Season 4, Episode 6

No black superheroe?

[9 July 2021]

I am sure Black Panther was around at the time this episode was airing!

The King of Queens: Surprise Artie (2000) Season 2, Episode 19

# 3goofs

[1 July 2021]

To me it looks like Carrie drives a stick. So, all she has to do is kill the engine and put in a gear so that the car won't roll back.

The Office: Angry Andy (2012) Season 8, Episode 21

The last few minutes...

[5/10 · 6 June 2021]

...saved the episode for me. Erins anger started it, and I feel good about the show again.

The best thing, however, was the line: he does not like this wall.

The Office: Spooked (2011) Season 8, Episode 5

Slowly going down

[2/10 · 1 June 2021]

Well, what should I say? Pam and Jim are an item, Michael is gone... a dustball rolls through the empty streets if Scranton. And the office.

The Godfather (1972)

This is Hollywood

[10/10 · 7 January 2021]

Tray to conpare this to The Avengers. Igrew up watching creativity from LA. Hollywood has changed a lot.

The English Patient (1996)

Elaine did not like it

[1/10 · 5 October 2020]

Well I liked it in a way. By the way, did you guys see the Seinfeld episode?

SEAL Team (2017–2024)

Finally

[10/10 · 15 November 2019]

Dear God...

Finally you let them create this show. After 16 or 17 years of NCIS, 8 years of 5-0...many seasons of every show I liked...there is something new out there that I cannot wait for. Here in Germaany only season 1 is available, and I hope the next one comes soon. You know, I grew up in the 80s with films of Arnold, Sly and Chuck. These days its almost all Marvel and DC. Every show on TV feels generic.....team effort and diversity included. This time it feels different. Seal Team is also a team effort and diverse, but in a much more natural way. And also... this show lets men be men. I don't mean this the wrong way, but since Chuck Norris was in Vietnam, a lot has changed to the worse. This however lets me smile again. Please let this show be on the air for a long time.

Magnum P.I. (2018–2024)

Like an accident on a highway

[1/10 · 17 April 2019]

Last night the new Magnum came. to Germany. Saw the first two episodes and it felt like a horrible crash on a Autobahn. Though the show is nothing like the original one, I went through the whole ordeal.well. What can I say? When you are 15 years old, it is a decent show to watch. But if you are 54 years old, it's just a generic crap.i wonder why tom selleck gave his blessing

Walking Tall (2004)

There is no bad The Rock movie

[8/10 · 6 April 2019]

Well, it's a decent film. The Rock isnt't as huge as he is today, but his personality is as great as it is these days, Still I am thinking about the movie with Kevin Sorbo

Magnum, P.I.: Little Games (1985) Season 5, Episode 12

Magnum got a love interested

[9/10 · 2 February 2019]

A nice lttle love story. And, by the way... back in the day TV sets were considered to be proper computer monitores.