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1 Night in San Diego (2020)
COMPELLED TO REVIEW BECAUSE OF FAKE ONES
Honestly, there is no way I could create a good movie. Making a good movie is extremely difficult and takes a lot of talented minds working together.
I remember that every time I watch a really bad movie. This film made me truly appreciate the talent that goes into making a good film because it was so atrocious.
One Night in San Diego is extremely contrived and tries way too hard. It is super boring and really just a garbage film overall. Anybody watching this movie will realize that within the first 15 minutes, so I didn't feel the need to warn people.
However, considering all of the 10 STAR generic one sentence reviews that were posted from accounts that were conveniently created the month this movie was released, compelled me to leave and honest review!
The script reminds me of something teens would put together in an after school YMCA class with their friends. They think it's well written because it's a readable conversation, but that doesn't mean it's in any way entertaining.
I laughed once during the first 45 minutes, so I ultimately had to turn it off. To top it all off the acting is bad. I was convinced that the Asian lead had written a movie and her parents produced it because her acting was the absolute worst...like noticeably horrific. I was shocked to learn that she didn't write and produce this trash. She must be close with the person who did because I can't understand for the life of me how anyone would put her in a movie with those acting skills.
The only reason I kept watching is because I'm from San Diego and wanted to see the scenery. Also, I can have a good time cringing at bad movies for a little bit. If you want to watch an enjoyable film this evening, do not watch this one!
United States of Tents (2019)
Trash; don't be fooled by the fake reviews left by the director
I had to leave a one star review because I needed to balance out the fake reviews clearly left by Dennis Michael Lynch.
Every single review starts off highlighting his name and stating he is a groundbreaking filmmaker. Really?! Because I felt like I was watching my little cousin's first film for his video productions class (he's 14 BTW).
It's so obvious that each and every one of the 10 or so reviews left for this film are written by him. So obvious...he didn't even make an effort to make them seem as if they were written by other people. So irritating! I saw the high rating on IMDb and decided to give this garbage documentary a chance. Now after reading the reviews, everything has become so clear.
This guy is a total white knight with no sense reality. It's clear he never experienced life out of the comfort of his cookie cutter upper middle class suburban home. He completely exploited these people for personal gain. He shows no insight into their psyche or real life. His interview questions and voice make the film unbearable. If I'm being honest, I couldn't finish it.
HE IS A JOKE!