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Smile... You're Under Arrest! (2008)
What a piece of crap
Fu** Sheriff Joe. I've discussed his methods with all of my sociology and criminology instructors and they all had some eye-opening comments -- not in support of this guy. I understand that jail is supposed to be something you fear but this guy crosses the line in so many ways I would need much more than 1,000 words to go into it. Most of the people serving time in tent city are either awaiting sentencing or are there for minor offenses such as probation violations, check fraud, or petty theft for instance. The punishment should fit the crime and this jail(if you can even consider it a jail) sounds like a case study for US violations of international human rights law.
Stomp the Yard (2007)
Garbage
Take the drums out of Drumline and you've got Stomp the Yard, a clumsy, by-the-numbers look at the competitive world of a complex, synchronized dance form known as stepping, a tradition for black college fraternities.
High-caliber stepping is an exciting sight, and Stomp the Yard's dance scenes have a poise and visual flair that surpasses any music video: stroboscopic rapid-fire body popping, impressive slow-motion acrobatics and razor-sharp group steps backed by a thundering soundtrack.
It's tragic, then, that the thin, formulaic characters and plot are no deeper than your average music video, with the typical fish-out-of-water bad boy falling for his archenemy's girl, getting off on the wrong foot with his fraternity brothers and ultimately learning a valuable lesson about teamwork.
If the rest of Stomp the Yard were half as deft as its footwork, it'd be watchable. As it is, everything that doesn't happen on stage is a major stumble.