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The Office (2005)
Stop watching after a certain time.
Greatest show on Earth. You watch First season and you don't like it very much but over the time it'll get better and better. Around middle of the season 8 it is going really good but then they had to introduced nallie the 'British B'. You just hate her accent and her behaviour from the start. She's not a real woman. It's not only Michael Scott leaving us in season 7, it's show's downfall. Honestly I've stopped caring for the show after watching couple of episodes of Nellie.
Anyone wants to start watching the office, enjoy till middle of the season 8. That'll be much better. If you don't want your favourite show to have a bad ending, stop watching at the end of season 8. I couldn't get to the end of season 8. I skipped to last episode of season 9 where Michael Scott did a Cameo.
F you Nellie for ruining a perfect show! Hope you rot in hell!
Young Sheldon (2017)
Where is Veronica?
I don't know about others but I like Veronica and her departure from the show without a trace is really doesn't make any sense at all.
I loved the big bang theory and I love this spin off of tbbt, it's really enjoyable and more mature enough show. Would love to see other characters' lives in 3-4 episodes per season. Show is great that it not only focus on only Sheldon but the entire cooper family. Georgie's story is really fun to watch, too bad he's not given that much of time earlier. He could have make good partner with Veronica, when Veronica disappeared it's like she doesn't exist at all. She's never mentioned again. She could have an exit episode like Jana when Georgie dropped out of the highschool Jana broke up with him but Veronica was just disappeared in thin air.
We can only hope to see her return in season 7 which is highly unlikely. Enjoy the show!
Friends: The One with Ross's Sandwich (1998)
Makes perfect sense.
When Phoebe said the book Jane Eyre was 'lightyears' ahead of its time and that's why Phoebe really needed to attend classes and get herself educated, since lightyear is a unit of distance and not unit of time. Common mistake everyone makes.
Pushpa: The Rise - Part 1 (2021)
Action packed.
A question that drives me crazy, Would shrivalli have married pushpa if her father was not kidnapped by jaali Reddy? She went to pushpa just because he is powerful and fearless so he's the only one who can fight against konda Reddy gang. Movie is good for action and music but for love story, it sucks.
How I Met Your Mother: The Window (2009)
That was a bummer.
Well, Ted could have asked Maggie right away since she has tendency to get into the relationship right after break up. Instead of asking her right away Ted tried to keep her away from other guys, i mean she would have said yes to Ted given her past relationships how she got into all the relationships right after a break up. Ted could have asked her out, gave her some time to think, go to the college. Ted should have let Maggie know his feelings for her. Ted's a man with a plan but with poor execution.
Exit 33 (2011)
So bad!
Movie is so bad that you can't even find any source to watch. If anyone knows where can I watch this movie, please do leave review here. It's kinda fun to watch low rated bad movies. Thank you.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Love Sienna Guillory.
Say whatever you want about the movie and the cast but Sienna Guillory as Jill valentine is perfect. She's the most sexiest in entire resident evil universe. There should be couple of movies about Jill valentine's adventures, Adventures of Alice is not that great. Love Sienna Guillory!!!
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Loved it.
It was so good to see everyone's return to the movie, very nostalgic. Action packed, comedy, emotional.
Aunt May won't be home, that's why the movie is called no way home, in my opinion.
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
Ruined the ending.
Started great with Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Penny. Show went downhill when they introduced Amy, she's the worst. She ruined the perfect show, all she cares about is herself. Sheldon is a man of principal and he deserved better person other than amy. After 4-5 seasons it's all about drama, wedding, romance and all lovey dovey stuff, they just lost the charm of the show since Amy's appearance. Show's about geeky nerdy Smart antisocial boys' daily life, not about Amy's nonsense. Amy ruined the show!!!!!!
Twilight (2008)
Just a chick flick!
It's been more than 10 years since I've watched this movie but I never thought of leaving a review. It's nothing but Talented actors like Robert Pattinson, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Stewart in a bad written movie. Some things doesn't make any sense at all, like why do vampires sparkle in sun? How come werewolf and vampires be friends? When a man turn into the wolf, he has craving to bite vampires, naturally. How did all this began? What was Bell's life before moving to forks? And for the fifth movie, how can Bella be the perfect vampire with everything under control? Edward and other vampires learnt to control their cravings but they made lot of mistakes in the journey of being perfect but Bella is in her 20s having no problem with adjustment to vampire community. Vampires burn in the sun, witches curses to men to be hungry for blood and made wolves their enemy for eternity, whenever it's a vampire buisness, it's witches buisness too, That's what we learnt from the ancient fiction or mythology. Honestly ggirls love this movie because of charming devil, forget prince with horse, it's a messy hair and pale white vampire with a Volvo. Like they says girls want "Twilight" kind of love and boys want "fifty shades of grey" kinda love. Other than beautiful sceneries of nature, movie sucks with all those talented people. Who writes such a vampire movie and leave witches and all magic voodoo? Books sucks too. Read vampire diaries for more fantasy experience.
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
Loved it.
Is it me or others think of it too that this show actually funny and you genuinely laughs at their joke? I love friends too but this show is better friends and actually makes audience laugh, in friends I can watch it with straight face and honestly some jokes aren't that funny and you don't get laugh out of it, it's funny because there's background audience laugh in it. This show is way more practical and funny. No offense to friends fans, I love friends too but I love HIMYM more even though they don't have the perfect ending.
Fool N Final (2007)
What the hell??
Munna is superhero and greatest boxer. Vivek can't act and one question how come Arbaaz Khan is russian chhava and speaks hindi?? Jackie Shroff is like he's god. Only funny people are Paresh Rawal, Johnny lever, Vijay raza.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Ben Affleck sucks!!
Henry, Jesse and Gal are fantastic actors, they can make their characters alive and believable but Ben is not good enough. Ben Affleck wasn't a great daredevil and isn't a great batman either. How hard Superman and wonder woman tries but Batman can't act, Ben Affleck has ruined the reputation of batman. I don't know why people thinks he's the best batman, Just because he got six pack and great body doesn't mean he fits in. Like Adam West said in the big bang theory "what's the Affleck?". No wonder why Zack Snyder had to release his version of justice league. Losers wants him to play batman. Real fans wants real man!!
Batman: The Movie (1966)
I love old times.
Don't you think batcopter should bat-off instead of take-off? It's fun. Love the old batman. Christian bale is the only believable batman in all new batman movies, Ben Affleck sucks.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Return of the King (2019)
Real fans may wanna skip this episode. It's terrible.
Why would Gina be bothering everyone by doing this episode? She sucks, she's the most selfish person ever. Even though Jake forgive her and be friends with her, we don't feel the emotional connection. It was a stupid mistake to watch this episode. Thank god Gina is gone and we don't have to see her in other episodes.
The Office: Casino Night (2006)
Great episode but not for Jim and Pam.
Jim's a great guy but he ruined the relationship of Pam and Roy. I know Pam and Jim are great and cute together but don't you think she shouldn't lead Jim on like this? Doesn't Jim aware of his boundaries? Pam should have broken up with Roy 3 years ago. It looks great on television where the audience is rooting for cute couple but what if it happens IRL and your girl is in love with Jim and she just dump you after a long relationship and right before the wedding?
Helmet (2021)
Movie with a great message.
I don't understand so many negative reviews for the movie. Of course Sex Education is great web series for education and learning purpose but our bollywood done something to teach something, it's a shame, movie lack of storyline, overacting and all other crap. I don't see much nepotism in cast, all actors are really good and gave their best. Personally I enjoyed the movie.
Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy (2013)
Movie is worse.
Don't watch it. Trust me it's a fraud. They wants you to believe there's something exciting scenes because of priya rai is in the movie but don't fall for that, there's nothing that interests you. Horrible movie!!
2036 Origin Unknown (2018)
I wanna punch myself in face.
There's this person's review saying if you don't want to the movie at beginning, just don't watch it. I regret not following his advice. Kill me now.
Horrible movie. You don't know where the story goes. Is it global destruction? Alien invasion? AI invasion? Does other humans exist other than 3 main humans and few guards characters? What is cube? Who is USPC? Where's NASA? What's the main storyline of the movie? No time travel, no black hole, wormhole, no other galaxies, no weird aliens, no other humans, no government, what are you trying to say? Teleportation exist on Mars but origin unknown. I felt claustrophobic watching the movie because of entire movie take place in the mission control office. It's like movie is all about one ameture mission only. Use of big words doesn't mean storyline is going somewhere. And the Mars, what the hell was that? Total recall came in 1990 and they showed better mars than this. All the explosions are like kids doing 4th of July celebration with firecrackers. The ending is the worst, it's like cliffhanger but hell no, it's the worst. Katee Sackhoff is HOT but the movie sucks. Don't watch it!!! The movie is unknown. 3 Star for Katee Sackhoff, 0 for the movie.
Friends: The One with the Videotape (2001)
Never gets old.
Whatever you say, Ross and Rachel's tape and Rachel using Europe story to get some action never gets old. Loved it.
This Is the End (2013)
Fun
Best part was jay saying let's address the elephant in the room and look on Craig's face, that's hilarious.
2 Broke Girls (2011)
Honestly it sucks!!
When you first see max and you just Love her for being sarcastic and short but eventually it starts to annoying. First of all the type of waitress she is never going to fly in real, thank goodness it's only a fictional character. She's very rude, bitter, A-hole, insulting everyone including her Boss who is kind of funny little harmless asian man. Secondly she makes cupcakes and she should be selling it like her life is depend on it but no, she's doing it like she's doing favor on customer like they need her more than she needs them. She doesn't believe in her dream, doesn't believe in Caroline either, always sarcastic narcissistic rude and not funny at all which is funny because there's laughing in background, kinda feels like stoners laughing. She lacks professionalism and mix pleasure with buisness. Caroline is kind of funny but with max standing next to her, she's neglected and being stupid. Only characters doing their best are Oleg, earl and han, others are more aggressively trying to get a laugh out of their weak jokes deliveries. After 1 season max feels like annoying and makes you depressed and very low of yourself, you probably lose self-esteem. It's an awful show.
Friends: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line (1997)
Great episode.
I don't know why but I feel bad for Chandler, he didn't do anything wrong. Chandler kissed Kathy after Joey asked another girl out. Joey was unfaithful with both girls, it's karma. Anyway, Chandler broke the bro code. 💔
Greta (2018)
Utter nonsense!!
Who is Greta? What is Greta? Why is Greta? What's her background? Movie lack of deep imagination and writing. Yes Chloe Grace is cute and perfect little darling and yes she looks super cute in the outfit of the waitress I loved it but storyline sucks, it's like going randomly to the end of the movie. The only thing I like about the movie is Chloe Grace.
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
Loved it.
Is it me or others think of it too that this show actually funny and you genuinely laughs at their joke? I love friends too but this show is better friends and actually makes audience laugh, in friends I can watch it with straight face and honestly some jokes aren't that funny and you don't get laugh out of it, it's funny because there's background audience laugh in it. This show is way more practical and funny. No offense to friends fans, I love friends too but I love HIMYM more even though they don't have the perfect ending.