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Star vs. the Forces of Evil: Collateral Damage/Just Friends (2017)
The feels gets real...
**************************SPOILERS INCOMING!****************************** If you guys are a fan of Star vs The Forces of Evil, you'll know that this show is not new to sad and feel episode. Collateral Damage is not bad, they give out more meanings about the school and as well the whole town. Bit goofy for my taste but it's not bad, not great either... Giving it 4.9/10 because like I said, a bit too goofy for my taste. Now to "Just friend", the other half of this episode. This episode is maybe the biggest feels next to Bon Bon the Birthday Clown. It all started in the morning, Star and Marco are getting ready to go to a Love Sentences concert, Star also purchased Jackie a ticket and but Marco's name under it so it'll look like Marco purchased a ticket for his girlfriend (which is quite nice for star, regarding Star loves Marco too). As they're heading there, Marco accidentally run over the ducklings , result in them having to take them to a vet, and released them to the ditch. They finally went to the concert. Star,Marco and Jackie is having a great time. Star and Marco finally sing together! It's nice! Star end up seeing Jackie and Marco kissed (If you watch the Bon Bon the Birthday Clown episode, you'll know that Star is officially in love with Marco and doesn't like seeing Jarco stuff, especially if it's a kiss), we came across other people kisses including homosexual and lesbian kiss that lead the viewers to boycott Disney over it (regards that those kids are only in the background that lasted 2 seconds, you could miss it within a blink of the eye and you can easily think of it as something else). Resulting in Star to move towards (Happily) the front to ignore the kiss, Marco noticed and went up to Star, apologizing about it, Star said it's alright and told Marco to go back to his girlfriend while she'll just hang out out front. Marco hugged Star and went back to his girlfriend, kissed again, Star walked out of the concert, happily, and shoot the Love Sentences concert billboard with her Wand magic. What can I say about Just Friends? It's easily one of the most painful feels in Star vs The Forces of Evil history. You can tell that Star is very sad and mad and jealous but at the same time, you can see Star smiling for Marco so Marco won't know the truth. while Collateral Damage gets 4.5/10, Just Friends earned 9.9/0 but I'll give 10/10 anyways! Highly recommended it if you don't mind the feels and some homosexual kisses that lasted two seconds in the background!
Star vs. the Forces of Evil: Bon Bon the Birthday Clown (2016)
What could i say.... the saddest, yet the best, episode of the series so far!
OK guys, i just watched the episode, time for me to discuss the saddest, yet maybe the best, episode i've ever seen! IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT, DON'T CONTINUE READING SPOILERS INCOMING this is by far the saddest episode i've ever seen since the weirdmaggendion 3 episode from gravity falls. Sad as i mean by the feeling star has to go through, ship Starco or not, you got admit you feel bad for her . Now we know she likes Marco and she knows it for sure. Yes, she was Marco's wing-man since day 1 but i guess seeing Jackie and Marco looking at each other romantically, she didn't like the idea of Jackie+Marco anymore, she gotten jealous REAL quick, the feeling there is WAY TOO STRONG, the closest episode with the feels are the storm the castle and storm the castle as NO match against the Bon Bon episode. This episode got everything, it's an actual episode for both Starco and Jarco to enjoy! Despite the sadness and the fact the Jarco becomes a canon (temporarily i suppose) I honestly like the episode, this maybe my favorite episode in the series so far, I honestly can't tell you how many times i watched the episode i watched in 1 day compare to other episode, I kinda like the fact star finally opened her eyes about her feeling to Marco kinda not because of the feel. Ludo (finally) got the book of spells (i honestly forgot that Glossaryck is included in the book LOL), Janna come in more often, the intense for shippers of any kind is there, Marco and Jackie kissed (don't like the idea but congrats i guess), A lot of things from previous episode came back in the latest episode from Blood Moon Ball to the School field trip episode (kudos Daron for keeping up the story, honestly didn't expected it). IT JUST A BIG WHOOPIN STUFF IN ONE EPISODE! I strongly recommended the episode (as long you don't mind the feels and the fact Jarco becomes a canon so far), 10/10 stars on this. Great work Daron! Hope to see more episodes like this! P.S. congrats Daron, that episode lead the series to the #1 spot of trending searches on Tumblr, defeating Cars 3 and Fantastic Beast searches, i don't about you but that's quite an achievement
Star vs. the Forces of Evil: Sleepover/Gift of the Card (2016)
I don't know where to start....
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This episode is... wow. Simply amazing! By far the best episode of Season 2 so far! It got sooo many great things! Sleepover *Marco finally confess his crush to Jackie *It revealed quite some secret, from Starfan 13 crush on star to Marco revealed his crush to Jackie *OMG... Star has a crush on Marco!!!!! OMG OMG OMG. Shame no one heard her, oh well, more likely to happen towards the season finale
What pretty much the story is: Star is hosting a sleepover, she made brownies, not much people dig it, ponyhead stole the truth or punishment from Jigsaw lol, it went from something as simple as what's your favorite color to whats your crush. Marco finally confess his love to jackie (Jackie don't have crush on him though), the box said someone is lying. Star and the others got the box confused to the point of crashing. The next day others left, Marco is finally relieved about his love to jackie, star is try to change the subject but asking Marco to cook breakfast burritos, Marco denied and went to his room. In frustration, star yelled his full name in which got the box to heard her and said "Truth! Star Butterfly has a crush on..." but he got crushed by garbage truck. Just... wow. As a starco shipper, this is amazing. My grade: A Bonus as a starco shipper: A+
First of Cards *Badass version of Toffee is awesome, it's hilarious to see him trying to get his dimensional Chainsaw to work. Sucks he got killed toward the end
Here's the story: Star and Janna is going through Marco wallet and found out Marco didn't spend his card star gave him for 6 month anniversary of friendship. By begging, they went to quest buy to get Marco gift before it expires. At the time the people of St. Olga hired a buff looking lizard and kill star but bring Marco to them. After few moments, the lizard finally got his dimensional Chainsaw and hunt them down. Star is getting worried because it's almost times up and Marco didn't get his gift. Marco decided to go to the cashier to extend his card expiration.Marco is surprised that it's a friend forever card and if he didn't spend it in time, Star and Marco BOTH will expire. Due to panicking, they run through the store to purchase a gift. A ghost came out of the card telling them they have 5 mins. They got even more panicked as it reaches to 1 min, the lizard found them but got killed by the ghost.to the point of tears, they did the final hug and holding hand. Marco finally found the gift just in time before the expiration. Unfortunately what Marco got is a very protective wallet and Janna manage to break the code, make the wallet a waste
My grade: A+, it's very suspenseful and sad at the same time. Can't wait to see more!
My overall grade:A+ Do I recommended? Hell to the yes!!!
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
All the board to the NOPE train!
What can I say. I seen the original and literally just watch the movie and dear god this is by far the scariest sequel I've ever seen in horror history and in the conjuring series! What seriously trips me it's the fact it's based on true story D: If anybody who's watching this, here's mine tips 1) never take a sip while watching the movie for your first time 2) never laughed at people who get scared, you'll regret it on you watch the movie 3) if you scare easily I recommended wait til you get the DVD so there's no bass that you won't sh*t your pants lol
OK OK, to the review. I honestly never seen a movie, especially from horror, who has a sequel better than the original! Whoever the writer, I'll give you credit for being such a genius when it comes to jump scare ! I got scared to death and I don't get scared easily when it comes to movie !
Anybody down for Barney after watching the movie?
Originally: 9 star Bonus for being a genius at jump scare: 10 Star! If you're a horror fan,i recommend this movie. If you're getting the DVD, I dared you to raised the volume and the bass
Gravity Falls: Not What He Seems (2015)
What did I just watched?!!
This episode.... it's by far the best episode in series. Hell even the best in Disney history!! This episode had me speechless and always left my jaw in the floor! Every time I watched this episode, I'm always thinking: "how in hell that episode came out of Disney??!! Disney is too friendly to make something like...THIS!!" Great works Disney! Alex should make more series more often! No more crappy cartoons like pickle and peanut. we need someone like Alex Hirsch to be in charge in making series! That episode is hand down the BEST episode in Gravity Falls along with Weirdmaggendon 3 as very close 2nd. I watched this multiple times and I'm still speechless, especially the fact it's from Disney! Great work Disney, more series like Gravity Falls, less series like Pickle and Peanut!
Gravity Falls (2012)
Best modern Disney show of all time. Heck, maybe the best Disney show of all time!
**************************SPOILERS INCOMING****************************** I watch Gravity falls since the release day and it's epic! Every Episode of season 1 is hilarious and interesting, but season 2 has REALLY got gravity falls, really,really,really interesting! Especially season 2 episode 11, can't tell how much I was speechless throughout the episode, weirdmaggendon is even better! I was sad to see it end but hey, it's for their own good! There utterly NO cartoon that actually goes by story rather than ratings, Alex has bloody nailed the series! Sucks that after the end of gravity falls, Disney has given us horrible cartoons like future work, Liv and Maddie and...oh god.... pickle and peanut. IMO , star vs the forces of evil is the only good show that's still running (which I recommend) til Disney released duck tales.
My rate:10/10 BLOODY PERFECT!! Do I recommend? Hell yeah! Despite the fact there's only 2 seasons and 40 episode (20 each season) it's still amazing to watch! Especially season 2!
If you're looking for a show familiar to this, give Star vs the forces of evil a try, I know it's not like gravity falls but every time I watched star vs the forces of evil, I always think of gravity falls and it reminded me of them!
Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2012)
One of the best modern cartoons!
I wasn't around when the series started (actually started about 2 months ago) but I this show one of the best modern Disney cartoon next to gravity falls!The story may not be the best (..yet) but the animation and jokes has really made a nice recovery to it. There's even some "only-adults-will- know" jokes for adults so they'll have a great time as the kids! For those who didn't see it or a gravity falls fans, I recommended this show despite some naive moments. I honestly don't have a favorite Disney's princesses (I don't even like one) but after seeing this series. I got me a favorite, she's nothing like other princesses :)