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Swimming Pool (2003)
stupid movie
Stupid and boring what else do you need to know to hate this movie and rate it 1 and drop it to 4 or 5 where it belongs ? It's slow it's meaningless we are dealing with two unlikable characters; a nymphomaniac who has sex with anyone apparently and an older woman who is a writer but she never blinks or gets angry at the the obscene behaviors i think it's 50% french but then they switch to english to why ? Don't ask. It's pretentious crap it's boring and slow did i say it was slow and BORING and the scenery ? Scenery sucks too. Why is this called swimming pool? They end up killing a guy or burying him oh wow what a climax.
What Girls Learn (2001)
boring and a sad movie
Truly a sad movie i don't ever want to watch it again. I love Elizabeth perkins but what was she thinking? The story is boring it's slow paced; about a single mother who is dying of cancer but she luckily finds some loser to not just take care of her daughters when she is gone but to actually marry her too. However this is not going to be an easy task? Is this what its all about? I would've personally left. Why would i want to waste my time with a dying girlfriend and worst of all her daughters who can't even stand me. The oldest daughter seems to be on her period or just a man hater because she is the meanest teenager around. She berates the step father someone who is trying to help them and this just goes on and on....but then what is to learn here?
Blue Crush (2002)
boring
Predictable boring too many rap sound effects rap songs dialogues are boring characters are uninteresting the profanity is uncalled for and the storyline is lame. Is this a romance ? Is it a life struggle? Or is it about surfing? There is a fight scene but nobody gets hurt some championship we see a total of 4 scenes of our champion surfing then she has her climatic moment where she flawlessly makes a 10 point score? So cliched and unbelievable.
I bet you most people watch this for they like the pretty hot blonde they don't care about her super ugly and HOSTILE girlfriend or the third asian hwaian friend but there is no way these two would've grown up together as there is no chemistry between them they;re constantly fighting is the hispanic girl trying to motivate her or is her job to put her down and make her feel crap about herself? The dialogues were trash and hard to swallow.
Labor of Love (2020)
interesting concept but maybe if she were 32 years old?
Guess what? She is still NOT married (2023) and she is the mother of her DOG.
I bet you if she didn't HAVE TO keep the black guy till the end she would've had better options. Like the tennis instructor.
I mean not really.. but you never know right?
I think the producer screwed her out of her options. BECAUSE when she turned him down she said it herself "it just doesn't feel right"!. To the black guy.
Women who marry outside their race and they have done surveys on this, they do it for financial security especially if you are into kids and you want to raise a family you'll want your kids to ultimately look like you and your parents and so on and so forth. But that's besides the point she agreed to this she went through it; i was a bit disappointed with the desperate guys like so desperate they never asked her ONCE was she ever married? Did she go through marriage before? They didn't ask her about her past at all? For fear of finding something out?? They just went along with show they tried really hard to appease her like she was this perfect girl she had NO flaws there was NOTHING wrong with waiting this long and being unmarried.
It turned out the dude who finally said yes didn't like her?in the end so it didn't work out but i wish HIM luck with his endeavors and searching for ms right because he genuinely wanted to have a marriage and children. I think they should do this again but with a much younger woman.
The Proposal (2009)
he marries his mother
Sandra bullock is not that hot she is hardly a 7 and a mediocre actress at best. She is 45 yeas old here and she does look a 45 year old woman. Ryan reynolds is 33 so a total mismatch. I wont' spoil anything because there isn't anything to spoil. It's another boring cliche falling in love by accident story with actors trying hard to be entertaining. Everyone is OVERacting here and the grandma ? And the constant sexual innuendos; holy cow, does she ever shut up?
His parents are either clueless or crazy. Despite the fact that she is old enough to be her mother they never bother to ask her about their future plans or children? The ending couldn't have been any more unoriginal it's been done before. If this were a better couple a more believable couple with some chemistry between them i would've given it a 3 but this just didn't do it for me.
The Deer Hunter (1978)
DO IT STEVIE
The russian roulette scene is taken straight out of the Deadman's curve starring Mathew lillard Michael Vartan Randall Batinkoff
in all honestly you'll find more entertainment more common sense and a better story line with better actors than in this thing. This movies is about love triangle. I think.
The torture starts with almost HALF AN HOUR of some eastern European wedding while these guys only say one word in Russian. Boring and irrelevant. There is this fat guy, their supposed buddy whose ONLY LINE in the film is literally "FU***ING A" that's what he says every time he is asked something he answers: "FU***ING A".
So our Trio must go to war now they gotta do what they gotta do what do you think the odds are of them HANGING OUT again?like before ?? How about 100% i bet you they will be in the same corp because that's how army works; when they draft you to Vietnam they will make sure you will fight with your high school buddies.
Another unrealistic story.
Some war...... but our friends are captured now they have to play Russian roulette 'cause this is a very popular game in Vietnam. But somehow they beat all odds and they win the game they manage to escape.
Then the love must come to an end at some point. Our main buddy who deserves an Oscar for winning Russian roulette he wants to be THE CHAMPION Of the Russian roulette again!! Cause he never dies. This is amazing so he stays in Vietnam and plays more games lol but why call it deer hunter ? I never got that but i had to rate this. I truly think this is way overrated it maybe deserves a 5. Boring and unrealistic.
Before I Fall (2017)
groundhog butterfly day with mean girls
This could've easily been an ANTI BULLYING campaign SHORT movie. Clearly a rip-off of butterfly effect TWO! She not only wakes her self up every day she fails to do anything to stop the SAME DAILY ROUTINE too. Like dude, how many times do you have to RE-live a situation before you realize you're having a groundhog day effect? She is a bully and a popular girl however the popular girls are not really FIT to be popular girls except for the main mean girl sort of kind of; but two of the girls aren't even close in fact one is extremely ugly looking but whatever. But they do mock and pick on other girls. The plot is plain boring. The protagonist honestly caught my attention when she started wearing gothic so i became hopeful that this MIGHT be going somewhere but the very next day...! She is completely the nicest sweetest finest happiest person who complements her friends now her socalled best but meanest friends she is trying to be a good influence by spreading hope and positive attitude. It is SOO CRINGE i didn''t have to be a highschooler to see how out of touch this film is. Awkward movie with bad dialogues.
Bullying is a reality it's part of growing up we can't really fix this it's almost like we can't fix gang problems unless you start looking into the root causes and culture.
21 Bridges (2019)
terrible mesage bad acting total trash
Is this supposed to motivate cops to turn against each other? especially in times like this when police are hated so much? i think it has a terrible message.
as for choice of the actors: the sharp black detective and sienna miller? i think sienna miller is awful for her role being a detective b*ch she did a poor job. she looked neither convincing nor enthusiastic about the job.
horrible movie.
The Ref (1994)
STUPID
This movie is stupid unfunny and everybody seems to be trying so hard to be funny. anyone who has been through family quarrels or through divorce or seen parents fighting and bickering..., when you're faced with a kidnapper is that how you deal with it? try sucking up to the guy and help him out? ? it doesn't make any sense i know they wanted to make people laugh but everyone is so miserable and annoying it doesn't make any more entertaining. there is more bickering and bi**ng than comedy. i didn't laugh once.
Grind (2003)
CORNEY JOEY
Joey Kern reminds me of Wooderson from dazed and confused although wooderson had a much better outfit than him. This guy is wearing sunglasses ; a t shirt and with his dress shirt open? Like it's 1950s ...who are these chicks falling for this ? Because all he has to do is "do you want to make out"
also, you have 25-30 year olds acting as high school kids trying hard to be hip and cool or funny yet they miserable fail at delivery anything remotely funny. There is not one interesting character to relate to here. Probably the worst of the worst. I didn't just hate this movie and i hated everyone who played in it.