havoke-74121 Reviews

Madagascar (2005)

Very memorable entertainment.

[6/10 · 28 May 2021]

Once the chracters get to the island, the film picks up considerably. It's also pretty clever with how it develops It's chracters.

Teen Titans GO! To the Movies (2018)

Surprisingly better than you think.

[6/10 · 28 May 2021]

I enjoy portions of this film. It's sometimes clever, and pretty funny. I think the credits scene contradicts the films message to some degree, and the energetic pacing can feel too overwhelming.

South Park: Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001) Season 5, Episode 4

Damn great episode!

[9/10 · 22 May 2021]

Everything from pacing, and comedic timing adds up to one hell of a punch line. Somehow the episode contrasts from a typical episode, to one that is so skillfully planned. Just about everything that occurs has some sort of payoff.

Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Poop.

[2/10 · 21 May 2021]

It's not funny, or even entertaining. I wanted a new take on the zombie genre. This is just bad as it gets.

Surf's Up (2007)

Beautiful animation, photo realistic.

[7/10 · 21 May 2021]

The film is clever, and has more than a few memorable moments. If you want summer fun you got it. If your expecting a new "Toy Story" it's almost, almost there.

Hoodwinked! (2005)

It's a good movie.

[6/10 · 21 May 2021]

I laughed a lot with this one. It's story is surprisingly good, and "Patrick Warburton" steals the show. The animation tanks this film more than anything.

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)

Its so good, the kind of movie you want to see twice.

[10/10 · 21 May 2021]

I been disappointed with "Don Bluth" in his latest pictures, this film took me back to the first one. It's a must watch for the whole family.

Absentia (I) (2011)

Mike Flanagan's Directorial Debut.

[8/10 · 19 May 2021]

This is the kind of Low budget horror I adore. It's designed to make you think, while simultaneously letting you appreciate the technical level its filmed on. An Eerie piece of filmmaking that's inspiring for its uniqueness, and a quality that compasses the unknown.

Piranha 3DD (2012)

It's Really Bad. I....Think Its supposed to be?

[3/10 · 19 May 2021]

Not gonna lie "David Hasselhoff" makes the film funny, other than that everyone is dead in the water. I know it's a cheaply made movie, it has dreadful acting and sub plots, but I was entertained.

Hostel (2005)

Eli Roth gets clever with this one.

[6/10 · 16 May 2021]

I like the way it's directed. Plus I find it interesting that we get a peak behind the curtain, at evil criminal organizations. That concept was surprising, and added a layer of creepy deceptiveness.

Saw 3D (2010)

The last film arrives with a dud.

[3/10 · 16 May 2021]

At this point nothing is surprising. What makes it worse, is that the film trys so hard to make you believe it's telling a compelling story. When the final twist happens, it's just a bore.

Saw VI (2009)

It's bad again.

[3/10 · 16 May 2021]

If it's one thing a "Saw" movie does not need, it's social political enlightness. It goes off the rail with that. No Movie like this should take its self that serious.

Saw V (2008)

I like it way more than the previous one.

[5/10 · 16 May 2021]

This one made good use of its characters, and the traps I felt served a point. I'm not saying it's good though.

Saw IV (2007)

It's boring at this point.

[2/10 · 16 May 2021]

It's not a strong story, and it has fewer scares. Even when something twisted happens, it's just plain silly.

Saw III (2006)

It has a strong message. That's it really.

[4/10 · 16 May 2021]

It's enlightening and takes chances. I just couldn't get over one scene. This film has one of the grossest traps in the " Saw" Canon, and one of the grossest scenes ever.

Saw II (2005)

It's a worthy contender of its predecessor, just a little more silly.

[6/10 · 16 May 2021]

It builds off the last one nicely. Engages you into the mythology of serial killer's beliefs. Never preaches, but does become tedious between the investigating transitions.

Saw (2004)

One of James Wan's Best!

[7/10 · 16 May 2021]

It Utilized its characters well. It uses torture porn to describe Humanity's selfishness, and selflessness in an "Under the microscope fashion". What you get is a mind bender, with good old fadhion scares to tell a unique story.

South Park: Trapped in the Closet (2005) Season 9, Episode 12

It's a laugh riot.

[9/10 · 12 May 2021]

The episode that ends all, and begins all. It's so clever, and above all unapologetically funny.

South Park: Let Them Eat Goo (2019) Season 23, Episode 4

It's pretty funny. I like it.

[8/10 · 12 May 2021]

It made me laugh, more than the previous episode. Southpark makes me turn my brain off, but embrace high concepts of lunacy.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

Some of it is good, the rest not.

[5/10 · 1 May 2021]

The mythology is lost in this film. The style is too campy. There are signs of pacing issues early on, that continue as the film becomes more increasingly dopey. If it's not trying to be like the games, it commits to the mediocrity of not knowing what it is. It's entertaining atleast, but still doesn't satisfy being a whole film.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

It's dreadful.

[1/10 · 1 May 2021]

There is a lack of Color in this film, and it suffers from that. The set pieces are early 2000's. The Writing doesn't comit to dopey fun, because the actors take it seriously. The last lingering taste is ugly, and uninspired from its original source material. This is a film to avoid, none of it is entertaining.

I Am Number Four (2011)

It's so dumb and boring.

[3/10 · 1 May 2021]

Nothing about the ensemble is interesting, or creative. This is a bad CW show in the making, and put onto the big screen.

John Carter (2012)

An Easy film to bomb.

[5/10 · 1 May 2021]

It's a tonal inconsistency of being a real film, and being a low rent sci-fi channel extravaganza. I think it's the production that makes this film feel campy, and the dialogue. I appreciate the glimpses of John Carter's backstory, it gives the film some meat on its bones. Ultimately it leans towards boredom once it's underdeveloped world comes to light.

Tron: Legacy (2010)

This is Fun Summer entertainment.

[6/10 · 1 May 2021]

There isn't much of a story. What makes you stay is the jaw dropping special effects. It's not deep like the first film, but produces some genuine wonder and awee.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

It's a Real Cheesy, and less magical thrill ride.

[4/10 · 1 May 2021]

The film produces some exciting scenes, even those feel too T. V. oriented. In fact this whole film feels too safe, and non edgy. Jay Burachel trys to act his way through a choppy script. Nicholas Cage even feels boring. It needs a re-write, and ditch the comedic approach it develops.