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The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Total garbage
**SPOILERS** Utterly idiotic, sadistic garbage. If watching underage girls get raped by deformed freaks and then turning into superheroes and defeating the freaks' evil plot is your thing, you might like this 'film'. Totally unrealistic, the bad guys' motivations are never really explained- we know they were deformed from 'nuclear fallout', but we're never told why the freaks turn to cannibalism. The film moves along from one 'jump out and yell boo' scare to the next, stopping occasionally to rub the viewer's face in some sort of gross-out scene, and then it's back to the predictable cardboard cutout scares.
Mature content, but no one mature would want to see this tripe. 1/10, because this site won't let me give it a 0/10.
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005)
The only zombie here is the director...
I've never posted a review on this site before, but the money and time I spent on this utter garbage compelled me to leave a comment.
This is, bar none, the single most utterly unwatchable horror film I've ever seen. First off, the acting....my god, the acting. The lines are utterly stale, to the point where the actors themselves seem completely bored throughout the entire film- pretty obvious that they were only here for a paycheck. The plot --minor spoiler-- is completely incomprehensible, with an entire subplot never explained, just left hanging at the end of the film. The fight scenes are completely juvenile- more than once we see an actor throw a punch in slow-motion, his fist not coming anywhere near the other actor.
Total garbage. Don't waste your money.