johnsyaface Reviews

Lip Service (1995 Video)

Movie Sucked

[3/10 · 4 August 2006]

I'm sorry to say but this movie sucked, and I'm a big fan of Jenna Jameson, but seriously this movie sucked and I'm not using any puns here folks. The storyline sucks along with the sex scenes. I mean come on you can have a porn movie with a pretty stupid storyline, but at least have it contain A+ sex scenes. Honestly this is one of Jenna Jameson's worst videos. It didn't even look like she was having a great time in her scenes. She had sex in the movie a total of 3 times and none of them turned me on. The camera angles and the music in the background made it difficult to the enjoy the sex scenes. And the ending sucked as well, and what was up with the cab driver, I mean come on. Don't waste your money, buy yourself candy instead.

Big Brother (II) (2000– )

I Love this show

[10/10 · 6 July 2006]

Big Brother is a mixture of Survivor and the Real World. Its about how a group of people called "Housemates" live in a "house" and are isolated from any sorts of technology for the summer to compete against each other to win the HOH(head of household) and the power of veto thru numerous of competitions. The house guest who wins HOH will have the right to nominate two houesguests to be evicted out from the house. With the power of veto, the holder of it could choose to use it on one of the evictees to save them from possible eviction. The same process occurs every week until one is left standing and 500,000 dollars richer. I started watching Big Brother around 3 years ago, and I have seen many improvements and twists added to the show. Like last year, when 12-14 house guests were playing secretly with their friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend etc. Last years edition I consider one of the best, because of the "Cat with 9 lives" James who had won the power of veto a recorded 4 times. Also Kaysar and Jannele were terrific players, because Kaysar was a fan favorite and the "brains" of Big Brother 6. As Jannele was a combination of Kaysar and James. Another memorable Big Brother moment was Nakomis's 6 finger plan, also known as backdooring, where she finally got Jase evicted from the house. This show is really great to watch because its fun to watch how people will do anything for 500,000 dollars, which include lieing, backstabbing, back dooring, and the list goes on. If you want to watch Big Brother 7 All Stars tune in on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays at 8 o clock on CBS on the West Coast. In conclusion Big Brother is an excellent show and I hope I will be a future contestant.

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

Good movie, BUT not as good as the previous 2

[7/10 · 27 May 2006]

As a big fan of the previous X-Men movies, i was quite excited to watch the final movie of the trilogy. And after watching it I was quite disappointed with several reasons. 1 was the lack of character development with the new mutants which included Callisto and Angel. Another disappointment was that Bryan Singer did not direct and write the script for the movie, which would disappoint viewers because the new director would add a "fuzzy" feeling which makes it perfectly obvious that Singer had no participation in the project and made the movie sloppy and often the storyline was rushed. Now I'm not a big fan of the comics, but from the best of my knowledge the storyline with Jean Grey as the Phoenix in my opinion did not help shape the overall plot line of the movie which was the "cure" for mutants. The movie would also disappoint when Cyclops and Professor X would have small parts and would be less significant in the movie, especially Cyclops. Mystique's role as well would be reduced and would be nonexistent in the movie. But the movie didn't completely fail, as it had some success to it as well. For example the rivalry between Pyro and Iceman would be exploited in the movie and eventually both mutants would face off. Pyro was also good to watch as he carried his brash and cockiness personality from part 2 to the part 3. The fighting sequence towards the end of the movie was brilliantly directed as well, and an meaningful ending which involved Magneto was exceptionally coordinated which would lead viewers to ponder if a part 4 would be made. X-Men The Last Stand had some negative and positive points and for that reason I rate it a 7 out 0f 10 stars and overall the movie is worth watching.

Wild 'N Out (2005– )

Wild n Out is truly the best improv show ever

[27 August 2005]

Wild and out is an improv show that basically is from the top of the heads of these comedians who perform skits and make fun of celebrities for our entertainment. If you are into laughs turn to MTV and watch this show. And also their version of 8 Mile freestyle is very fun to watch as they add jokes to their rhymes.

Some jokes that were used were: "Yo you look like that thing they scare the crows, How come your Adams apple go further out than ur nose."

I mean these jokes got me laughing for couple of days. This show is worth watching as Nick Cannon does and outstanding job on hosting the show. I rate this show 10/10

One Tree Hill (2003–2012)

Fantastically Brilliant Show

[9/10 · 9 August 2005]

What do I have to say about One Tree Hill? Well first of all the first episode was brilliant as we were instantaneously introduced to the cast, future problems between them, and a love triangle in the making. One Tree Hill is an outstanding show that can easily be related to life as these characters face many problems such as love, drugs, pregnancy, sports, etc. I was instantly hooked to the show and started watching it religiously, not trying to sound like a geek. One Tree Hill is not only a prominent show but it is also an addictive show to watch and get you on your toes on up coming episodes. One Tree Hill is a show worth watching.

Phil of the Future (2004–2006)

Phil is aight

[6 August 2005]

I watched this show for a while, probably the first 5 episodes then i sat on the show and watched other shows instead.The show was all right i guess.It was really interesting especially wt the devices they came up with that would be found in the "future." It was OK for a while, but it was very ironic how these so called futurist speak urban time. That i was astonish of.The acting was descent, aside from Phil who i think personally did a great job.But as for others, it felt like they were hired from the streets. And also the most irritating part of the show was Pim, she was a brat and cant act.At times i just felt like she ruined the show.Especially when she does that one thing where she talks to herself. Well i prefer this show for kids under 8-12 and for 13 year olds don't bother.