ssilvamty Reviews

American Horror Story: Chapter 1 (2016) Season 6, Episode 1

All Stereotypes already shown!

[4/10 · 15 September 2016]

The easiest way to describe this disappointing chapter is: Blair Witch meets Paranormal Activity, Investigation Discovery (any tittle), Amytiville series and Chainsaw massacre series. From the first chapter we know there are not major casualties since the main characters tell the real story. BAD IDEA! The reenactment thing... Oh! Please! I gave 4 stars just because I love the acting (should I say the actors?)... anything else is worthless... So far. Glad to see Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson, Angela Basset and Cuba Gooding! We also got a glance of Kathy Bates, who must be the "Ronouke" witch. They even showed Ghosts, a Hot Bathtub built just in the yard of a house more than 200 years old!

Major Crimes: Frozen Assets (2014) Season 3, Episode 3

What did I just watch?

[3/10 · 24 June 2014]

I am so disappointed about this episode. Being a huge fan of the show I can say that this was horrid! You can barely recognize the main characters. This was like if you were watching a totally different show with with familiar faces. The Overacting of the Guest Stars was awful. Every season we are accustom to watch a "Provenza/Flynn" funny adventure.T Those episodes still great! When this episode started I thought this would be the case. Boy was I wrong! A totally unbelievable story, predictable and silly. Big Mistake. I am looking forward the next episode,wishing everything is back to normal and this was just a bad experiment.

The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

100% Disappointed

[4/10 · 11 August 2008]

I was reading some comments about this movie and One guy said it was Great! Later, I understood why. He just had watched 3 chapters before this movie. So, for him it was a logical, interesting movie. For people who is a real fan of this series is a total disappointment. The characters could have been "John and Mary Smith" and nothing would happen. This is not even an "X File". It is not related with any of the cases that we used to watch neither with any of the characters we used to see. This might have been just a "regular chapter" from the series. There are ANY spectacular scenes like in the first movie. This is just a plain, boring, movie and Mulder and Scully are there just by chance. I think this could have been more successful if the story would be about two FBI characters and avoiding Mulder and Scully. I feel cheated.

2012: Doomsday (2008 Video)

Yes sir! This is the worst movie ever made!

[1/10 · 26 July 2008]

I thought I will find like 1,000 goofs written about this movie but I think nobody can summarize all of them. I would take longer than the movie to explain all the nonsense. Christian propaganda is what this is all about. Direction (if any) is Absurd. Dialogues and characters are totally out of place. Acting?? I couldn't see any acting just people saying things. And one of the most shocking things is that all the "chosen ones" come from USA to southeast Mexico to save the future of humankind. Except from one "native" girl with a ridiculous name. (She looked more like Pocahontas). God couldn't find any other citizen in the whole world, only USA Citizens. (I hate to use the world American since America Starts in Patagonia and Ends in Canada). On the other hand, the DVD could be a nice present for a nosy mother in law or any other person you dislike. And I confirm what most of people says here: "Yes! this is the worst movie ever made"

Ugly Betty (2006–2010)

Better than I expected!

[10/10 · 29 September 2006]

I was really concerned about a "new" version of this show since I already watched the Colombian and Mexican ones. However I have to say it is much better than I expected. Performances were very good and the show sometimes predictable but funny. Characters are well depicted. I am sure we will have "Betty" for several seasons if they still doing this kind of work. Salma Hayek made a little "cameo" appearance as a maid along with Lupita Ferrer who is one of the "veterans" in the Venezuelan soap opera world. America, the actress looks as Betty should look. I am sure we will get much more surprises.

SPOILER: One fresh thing about this show is that we will see a "misterious" woman who wants to destroy Betty and the magazine she works for. In the Pilot we see at the end this woman talking with Vanessa Williams. At least I don't remember any character like that neither the Colombian or Mexican version.

Well, enjoy the show!