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Redbelt (2008)
Long, Lame and not so interesting
Firstly this movie insults and destroys Tim Allen as a professional actor! "if you want to get a sleazy, low level drunk waste of a man who looks for fights in bars and seems like he is on the whim of losing it all" Don't go signing awesome actors like Tim Allen on for it!!! As for the rest of the movie: It starts slow and it starts really dull. The rest of the movie just goes dull, its also confusing and really as the story goes not a single shred of interest! This movie is just so awful I can't find the words to describe it. The martial arts is terrible... apart from that there is hardly any martial arts! I was hoping for some cool fight scenes but all I got was a disappointment! In all honesty avoid this movie its not worth it period!!!
Evilution (2008)
I think it could of been better
This movie was a bit well... not what I was expecting but seriously parkour Zombies were bloody awesome even if it was in a few scenes I was impressed! Those trauciers are amazing!!! The rest of the movie was unfortunately... not so grand the only person worth looking at is Sandra Ramirez! She really did a top part playing her role! Evilution is like another zombie flick that fails to deliver. Its story is both predictable and seen before. The movie then bases itself in a sleazy trashy building laced with victims to be and the obvious handful of survivors must do whatever it takes to put a stop to it all using what is commonly or conveniently available. This movie could of been way better I give it a two for its good acting and short parkour scenes other than that I say it could of been something worth the watch had they only worked a little longer on the plan out rather than just releasing another over gored zombie flick!
Death Warrior (2009)
Lame thats all I can say.
Its painfully obvious that when it comes to movies that are produced by "wwf" and "tapout" productions your not getting what your money worth! Death Warrior is no exception... The movie is predictable and with very poor acting to add to the mix. Its almost as if you can see the fights are staged! The story is neither gripping or interesting its another illegal "Underground Fight" in all honesty this movie is really not worth reviewing its just so terrible to even talk about it I give it a one and I recommend you not waste your money or time on this excuse of a movie that could of been better! I have already seen one of Hector Echavarria's movies and it was just as bad as Death Warrior! In all honesty I'm beginning to wonder if I should even consider anymore of his future productions! Lets face it Poor acting, poor script, poor action, poor story, poor delivery.. etc. I'm sorry for picking on him but seriously They can do much better then this much better I hope to see a movie that isn't already been done with fantastic martial arts scenes that can be seen as awesome and not staged!
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Utter failure in portraying the main character
1st off let me say that even before i saw the trailer, i knew this movie was going to be a load of crap. I mean did they honestly think they would get goku's hair right. After i saw the trailer i was even more convinced that this was definitely going to be a load of crap because: 1. Goku would never ever say he's not ready for anything. he was always up for any challenge and that was his character, fearless, heroic, unselfish, carefree, always looking forward to a fight and never really gave a crap about girls. Hollywood seems to portray the American marvel/dc super heroes to an almost 99% of the character in the comic and they really messed up on goku's personality. 2.I never really wanted them to make a movie based on the anime itself and i never really cared whether goku was white, Asian black or even a damn namek(OK, i might just have exaggerated that a bit but you get the gist of what I'm trying to say). Having a movie based on the anime series or sagas would just be boring cos we've seen it already. P.S. how is Piccolo able to control the wild Oozaru when we know that goku is supposed to be a super berserk huge ass crazy monkey who cant tell friend from foe? besides he's way to small in his oozaru form in any case and he still manges to keep his trademark orange gi intact, no rips tears) once he returns to normal which is a tad unrealistic. 3. Goku never really got a bashing in the movie which is kinda stupid considering how spider-man gets beaten to a pulp by the main villain(just like a human punching bag) the more goku fights the stronger his will becomes and that is what brings out his true strength. To sum it, in my personal opinion Hollywood just made this movie to either make a quick buck or to defame a truly great hero made by an Asian man who in my personal opinion is greater than any other American based comic book hero as well as any other anime hero as well. I never expected a DBZ kinda thing but this was WAY OFF from even the original dragonball itself
War (2007)
Not what I expected at first.
First of I thought war was a typical action movie. I was expecting Jason Statham to be a washed up drone who wasted most his life hunting a so called fable assassin who killed his family and Jet lee a detective from Hong Kong seeking the same assassin they have to work together and find him kinda story! Instead I got this movie where Jason Statham plays an F.B.I. Agent and Jet lee plays an assassin he's after. The movie was brilliant in many ways until the end which I felt was very disappointing and not very plausible. The Action was great, The story was good, the plot and twists were very unexpected but the end was just not great. It really didn't bode so well with the story I felt it could of been better in fact the whole movie is awesome but really cruddy ending. It could of been better otherwise War is a great movie!
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
An Awesome movie!!!
I saw the forbidden movie trailer starring not just one but two of my personal favourite actors Jet lee and Jackie Chan! I just had to see it! I saw the movie and I was impressed by its story and amazed by its action the actors and actresses had such good chemistry. The martial arts was amazing as always from both Jet lee and Jackie Chan! Yifei Liu Li Bingbing were simply stunning and perfect in their roles, Collin Chou as always brilliant enough said!!! Although I think Morgan Benoit's character could of been included into the movie the guy is a brilliant actor! All and all said I think Forbidden Kingdom was an awesome movie it was definitely worth the watch and I hope we see more of Jet lee and Jackie Chan together in future movies! This movie was great and definitely a collectors item to have!!!
Robotech (1985)
My first Anime!
When i was about 11 years old, This anime would play a 5:00pm daily Monday-Friday! It was the first anime I had ever seen and wow was I astonished (Lol I couldn't even say or spell that Word back then)Robotech was all time favourite for me especially the war and transforming robots! I always enjoyed the thrills that came with it like the fact the humans flew an aircraft with the capability to transform into a humanoid mech. I liked this anime because it was one of the good ones one I won't forget it inspired me to draw and write stories of my own I also recently purchased a box set. Each day I watch it reminds me of the good old days! Robtech rules no matter what anyone says this was one of the best Animes a legend and an amazing anime!!
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Im going to agree with all who say "Dissappointing" I sum it as Satanic!
To begin this review, how do I do it: Once upon a time they made this cool show called the Simpson every Tuesday @ 7.00 pm My brother, sister and I would watch this hilarious show without fail. One day it got cheesy and more cheesy then South Park came to play and the Simpsons began to copy this show and that was when my disappointment grew even more. However: when the movie came I thought maybe just maybe this would be the show I once saw as a kid maybe it would redeem itself... I was wrong... As my brother and I sat in that theater we were disgusted, angry and bored. The jokes were somewhat funny but then the whole thing began to drag, and as we sat in our seats we were broken and upset and left the movie.
On the whole this movie was satanic and horrible. I can never watch it again both movie and series. Another good thing from the past destroyed! I feel personally this movie was not good critically it was a disappointment Im going to agree with one of the IMDb reviewers what happen to the Simpson we all knew and laughed at?
G.I. Joe: Sigma 6 (2005)
Its brilliant and I think the producers did a damn good job!
Today a lot of people only know how to complain and judge but don't know the backbone of how hard it truly is to create a perfect cartoon. Its always complain, complain and complain. For rubbish shows they will post a "Well done" but for shows that consists of more work and difficulty its always this bad thats bad and all that crap! Well Sigma six might not wet the 80 fans it is for the 21st century fans! I think the show is excellent and deserves a lot of credit. It might be missing some Joes and Cobra but as far as I can see its no loss! Sigma Six is a well worth effort and I say big up to the producers! This is worth watch show it has humor, team work two things that kids need to learn. So as far as I am concerned Sigma Six gets a thumbs up from me!
W.I.T.C.H. (2004)
This show is excellent!
I am a boy, I watch almost any show thats anime due to the fact that I might one day write and create my own! To do this the first step is one must be open to all shows before judgment. "WITCH" is a show that has a lot of humor and a great cast of characters. Its comical, serious and shows the importance of friendship, trust, team work and how important strategy and knowledge helps in even the most simple situations. My favourite character I would have to say is Haylin, She is almost like me creative but its her attitude and bubbly personality which makes her my best character. All and all WITCH is outstanding and does put Captain planet down especially when it comes to the girls using their elements: Fire, Earth, Air, Water, in battle. A Great Job on this series brilliant!
Fable (2004)
Needs Work
First of all i think fable had a good plan but what disappoints me is that you don't ave freedom in this game restriction is to high and the tag line does not deliver you fail a mission (good or bad gold or silver) you restart which is pretty dumb and like many have said you get bad points by killing random people Truly i found very stupid is your character ages quick!! YOU cant even buff him up to the brim or he will be 70!! Whats even more stupid is your 70 and everyone else is young those older are still the same! I think Fable needs a better combat system and as for magic a MUCH MORE BETTER SYSTEM! All and all Fable was OK but NEEDS WORK!
King Kong (2005)
A brilliant movie!!! yes, yes, YES!!!
Firstly I must disagree with anyone who says this movie was bad! The movie was long three hours to be precise,but it was true to the original. It takes place in the 1930's period, There were no questions that needed answering throughout the film. The island was perfect, The actors were great each suited their role and the special effects were tops!!! I would gladly buy this movie on DVD All and all The movie was excellent it had action, thrills and the best damn almost so real giant Gorilla you would never say it was a C.G. model! I must say Peter Jackson puts any director of movies in this perticular gandre to shame! I cannot wait to see what he has next rolled up for us!
The Siege (1998)
downright pitiful
I must say that this movie was down right bad no worse, It was disgusting! I found it racial and disturbing. It transforms one good actor Bruce Willis: Die Hard, and many other awesome actors into savage racists! I feel the director hated Muslims with a passion so he took it among himself to create such a horrible movie! Seriously I find him as well as the siege disgusting! In my books this movie is awful All this movie will do is spark attention and anger somebody will probably make a movie only this time the Jews or Christians will be the bad monsters. Its a vicious circle that will go on and on and the best way to spread it would be through movies. I say ban the siege and any other nonsense like it with a different name from the big screen and put on shows that are worth watching!