colinozz Reviews

The Beekeeper (2024)

I wasnt sure about this movie

[10/10 · 31 January 2024]

The Beekeeper is BETTER than John Wick. There I said it, ignore the negative comments, it is actually an intriguing storyline that drags you in. It was a big budget action flick that somehow reflects our society. Of course with this much action it stretches credibility but what action flick doesn't? I highly recommend watching this movie, not to critique it but to sit back with your popcorn and enjoy over an hour of pure fun. Jason Stathan love him or hate him is one hard man in his movies. Jeremy Irons played a role almost identical to his role in Margin Call another of my favourites which was actually better than the big short. Go and enjoy a great movie..

Bullet Train (2022)

I gave this movie a TEN

[1/10 · 8 August 2022]

It seems like really bad movies that are flopping at the box office are flooded with ridiculously high ratings so I give this a 10 too!! It seems to be a trend, I do find after a week or two the rating better reflect how good or bad a movie is, but i like to run with the crowd until then..

Army of the Dead (2021)

Its no very good

[2/10 · 30 May 2021]

It tends to drag on and on, apologies but I didn't get to the end, I couldn't. It was boring..

Love, Death & Robots (2019– )

Season 2 is not anything like season 1

[2/10 · 25 May 2021]

Season 2 has been netflixfied, its PC stilted and cautious, if you expecting to be shocked then you would be better of watching a today, this is very bad...

Bliss (I) (2021)

Peculiar

[9/10 · 14 March 2021]

This is different, it affected my mood after i watched it, something about it, it is highly recommended by me

Unhinged (I) (2020)

What do people want?

[8/10 · 20 November 2020]

This was a good movie, I wasn't going to bother considering the bad reviews. But I enjoyed it a lot...

WarGames (1983)

Enjoyed it

[9/10 · 28 August 2019]

Brooke me back to the excitement of Commodore 64s. People were so forward thinking then.

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)

Well that was different...

[9/10 · 15 August 2019]

Just sit their and be amazed at the acting...it was flawless..what a well made movie...

The Lion King (2019)

CGI WAS food.

[3/10 · 9 August 2019]

Like a new video game the CGI impresses you for a few minutes until you want to explore the content. There is no content in the lion king. The voices were wrong..even has a lion sounding like ahe was from the hood. The singing was diabolical. The storyline was cringeworthy. The plot was good but lost in this mess..I felt nothing..

Brimstone (2016)

I don't know what to think of it.....

[29 May 2019]

The acting was superb. The may little stories were good. The violence was disturbing but unbelievable at times. I'm not going to rate it...

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)

Im too old for this...

[10/10 · 18 May 2019]

But I loved every minutes of it. The characters were intriguing. I want to be a senior citizen John Wick...

The Mule (2018)

Grittier but just as good as "on a golden pond"

[9/10 · 13 May 2019]

I really enjoyed this movie. There was an affection on display from all types old, young, good, bad, and the ugly. Loved it.......

The Professor and the Madman (2019)

Mel has mellowed

[9/10 · 26 April 2019]

I enjoyed this movie as a factual almost documentary story of accidental relationships. Mel has mellowed in his anti English stance and gave credit to England's contribution to the world when it was at it's peak. It was not a spiteful movie, i enjoyed its message.

Paddington 2 (2017)

Wow

[10/10 · 10 February 2019]

The visuals, acting and story were all outstanding, a really lovely movie....

Wyrmwood: Chronicles of the Dead - Teaser (2017)

I am happily surprised

[8/10 · 21 January 2019]

I accidentally watched the movie, I loved it, every second was entertaining and the acting by the main 3 or 4 stars was relaxed and fitted in really well. If the series is anything like this movie I will watch every episode............

Derek (2012–2014)

It is quite an amazing experience

[10/10 · 8 January 2019]

I laughed and cried and reflected on life, I thought this was going to be a light hearted comedy, it touches you again and again differently each episode. Outstanding;!!!!!!

The Rezort (2015)

I was surprised

[9/10 · 2 January 2019]

I watched this by accident as I was flicking through movies, boredom. But once I got into it I loved it. Obviously low budget but it gets better as the movie progresses, great twist on the Jurassic Park type story. I recommend you grab some popcorn and watch it...................

Mortal Engines (2018)

A true fantasy SciFi

[8/10 · 6 December 2018]

It took me a little while to understand it but once a I got into the story I loved it. Shrike was central to plot and in my opinion the best cyborg I have seen. People need to understand London city to fully understand it's significance, (not greater London) but the square mile of London city (corporation), population the same as 2000 years ago at 8000..

Creed II (2018)

Disappointing rehash

[3/10 · 2 December 2018]

I love rocky but this movie was slow and predictable, and it made me feel old...

Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

Its not a Tarantino movie

[9/10 · 12 October 2018]

Great movie, complicated, too much shown in the trailer, it took a little while to settle into a groove but I loved it. It is an original movie with great actors....

The Meg (2018)

Wasn't sure what to expect with the bad reviews

[9/10 · 25 August 2018]

I took my 10 year old grandson and we both loved it, it felt like a blockbuster shark movie, not as vicious as Jaws but it had a really good feel good element, this is what a movie should be like, entertaining...

Hereditary (2018)

A tad underwhelmed

[5/10 · 12 June 2018]

I wanted to be scared but I wasn't Toni was excellent but what was it all about....tell me..

A Quiet Place (2018)

Very predictable

[3/10 · 17 April 2018]

I went to see this with such anticipation, I don't quite get its high rating as it was a B grade scary sci-fi at best. So many cliche's it was almost embarrassing.

Bald Mountain (2013)

One of the best movies I have seen

[10/10 · 28 September 2017]

This movie was playing on some obscure TV channel late at night, I was bored so watched it. WOW I love movies but this one blew me away.. All I can say is you ever happen upon this movies watch it.....You will get drawn in just like I was...The characters in this movie were superior to western stars////

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Loved it

[9/10 · 27 September 2017]

I expected after reading the reviews to be disappointed, I wasn't. The characters, everyone of them including Elton were fun...It was great!!! The American flavour really added to the film and I enjoyed every minute of it. I kept waiting for it to fall flat but it didn't. Really enjoyed it...