mikeporter-79530 Reviews

Stay Close (2021)

A little clumsy

[5/10 · 18 June 2022]

Police come for forensics to try and find out info on the crims - why no one looks at their security camera from episode 1 I have no idea. Still pretty watchable if you want to fill a bit of time relaxing.

Coming Home in the Dark (2021)

Ending could have been better

[5/10 · 6 December 2021]

Good film. I was going to give it more but the ending was very very very very lacklustre. But throughout the film it kept my attention and was full of suspense.

Peninsula (2020)

CGI tosh

[1/10 · 7 April 2021]

Cheap. Mostly cgi tosh. Tosh tosh Tosh tosh Tosh tosh.

The Midnight Sky (2020)

Credits!

[5/10 · 28 December 2020]

For a minute i thought that the credits were going to accompany the entire film - very distracting.

Scream: The TV Series (2015–2019)

Dull

[1/10 · 30 March 2020]

Dull Dull Dull, typical young, pretty fascists. Serial killer not dispatching them quick enough.

Polaroid (I) (2019)

Pants

[1/10 · 17 February 2020]

Got through 4 minutes before I turned it off. Dull. I'm a big horror fan but these kinds of films will put me off for life - I thoroughly believe that If I carried on watching it would've bored me to death.

In the Tall Grass (2019)

Dull

[1/10 · 1 February 2020]

Fell asleep - so dull

London Has Fallen (2016)

Pants

[1/10 · 12 November 2019]

Boring intro. Stupid afterwards, gave up as when grenadier guards started shooting people. Ridiculous load of pants.

Cold Pursuit (2019)

Boring copy

[2/10 · 11 November 2019]

For people who can't read subtitles. Original is far better with doses of black comedy.

The Belly of the Whale (2018)

Keep it real

[6/10 · 24 September 2019]

Not a film for people with attention deficiencies. Fans of marvel look elsewhere. Nice to see a credible film for a change.

Train Set (2018)

Dull

[1/10 · 19 June 2019]

Dull, dull, dull

Turned it off after 5 minutes. Poor acting I don't mind - but no storyline?

Uncle John (2015)

Be patient/a film for grown ups

[9/10 · 17 May 2019]

I'm really glad I hung onto watching this film - it's served at a slow pace, but has to be one of the very few original films I've seen in a while, with two interweaving storylines and a hint of black comedy (for me anyway)

Eye in the Sky (2015)

Pointless void filling

[1/10 · 26 February 2019]

Gave up on this one. Padding full of constant time filling garbage. If the people in charge were really like this nothing would ever get done.

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

Not compatible

[1/10 · 29 December 2018]

No support for Apple TV. Don't think I'll be rushing out to upgrade just for this episode somehow. Rest of the show is great. Filling in words, more words, lalalalalal lalalalalal laalallalalalala la la la la la

Fear the Walking Dead: The Unveiling (2017) Season 3, Episode 7

Listen to powdew

[2/10 · 9 December 2018]

Just what powdew said - stupid - just stupid (la la la la la la la)