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Teen Titans Go!: The Return of Slade (2015)
Salty meets Galore!
I liked the Teen Titans original series. I will still recommend the original series. But, when TTG came out, the first 4 'Teen Titans Go!' episodes are good, up until the show got downhill, spatted the characters, action and drama, and came this...the one what everyone's talking about...'The Return of Slade'...the worst 'Teen Titans Go!' episode of all time.
THE GOOD: The Adobe Animate CC animation is colourful and clean. That's the only good one. But...
THE BAD: ...the whole thing is VERY misleading. With a plot of Cyborg and Beast Boy putting a clown for the Titans' party, rather than The Titans (not be confused with LittleBigPlanet 3's 'Titans') fighting with Slade. The 'Teen Titans Go!' AND 'Teen Titans' fans wanted to see Slade, but as soon they gave their fans the middle finger, they maded this non-sensical, bad, middle fingered episode. The writing is very bad, it focused on modern Cyborg and modern Beast Boy putting a clown for the Titans' party, until they make some adjustments, and goes out-of-control and wrecks havoc Jump City. The gag of Starfire afraid of clowns is annoying and repetitive, thanks to her loud scream.
In overall, fans of modern and classic 'Teen Titans' wants to see Slade, but they gave the middle finger, and it should had been scrapped. Weak, misleading, non-sensical and a annoying, repetitive gag (Starfire being afraid of clowns), skip this one, and watch the original.
Ratings:
SHOW: 49% F-
EPISODE: 0% Z-
Johnny Test: Johnny's Royal Flush/Johnny Test's Day Off (2010)
1 out of the 6 worst episodes.
(Woah! Didn't see some spoilers coming! This review contains spoilers.)
I still like Johnny Test. But this episode marks the genre of the episode that is SO lowest rated. The show is currently on YouTube, the Cartoon Network website and app and Netflix.
This episode is SO bad, and this is the lowest fan-rated episode of the series, while most episodes have their gems (i.e. Episodes that are fan rated 5, 6, 7 or 8.), this is so bad.
THE GOOD (JOHNNY'S ROYAL FLUSH and JOHNNY TEST'S DAY OFF): The animation of the computer program 'Adobe Animate CC', is pretty good. Atomic Cartoons and Coliseum did a pretty good job on the Animate CC animation. James Arnold Taylor is still pretty good as Johnny Test.
THE BAD (JOHNNY'S ROYAL FLUSH): What is this about?! The plot is dumb and dark at times. It's about Johnny's goofy and genius twins accidentally turning our main too- cool-for-the-Test-family protagonist as a goldfish and needs to work around the clock and cool his jets on a bowl fulla water. That is the dumbest thing I have seen in a Johnny Test episode. Also, the part that really dark is the alligator scene.
I will NOT recommend this one. This is the lowest viewer/fan-rated episode ever. The only episodes I recommend is that are rated 5, 6, 7 and 8.
Ratings for Johnny Test: 79% C+ Ratings for this episode: 41% F-
Asael Polanco
Teen Titans Go!: The Cruel Giggling Ghoul (2016)
A BIG middle finger to 'Scooby-Doo!' fans.
I like the 'Be Cool, Scooby Doo!' series. But, on this year, the 'brilliant' TTG executives decided to cash-in the franchise.
This episode caused me to stop watching 'Teen Titans Go!' and go watch the outstanding original 'Teen Titans', because this show is disrespectful, insulting and a big 'F--k you' to the Teen Titans fans as darkshadow-80016 says. This episode, I will not recommend it, along with the other episodes except for '40% 40% 20%' (looking like you're watching the originals), 'The Fourth Wall' (a great satire you must see) and 'Finally a Lesson' (Because of this quote: '...but planning for your future is no joke!' -Robin).
THE GOOD: The Adobe Animate CC animation may be colourful, the voice acting is nice, and some are the gags are funny.
THE BAD: But this episode not only gives the middle finger to the Teen Titans fans, it ALSO gives big middle fingers of fans of LeBron James and 'Scooby-Doo!'. First of all, they used the formula of the 1969 original. That looks pretty out-of-place. Secondly, why is there canned laughter on a 'Teen Titans' show? Also, some of the laughing is poorly low-quality and poorly placed. That is ALSO out-of-place. THIS IS TEEN TITANS! They're superheroes! They're supposed to be fighting crime! Not solve Mysteries! Moving on...
Third, the characters act a little out of character. Robin is Fred Jones, Starfire is Daphne Blake, Raven is Velma Dinkley, Cyborg is Shaggy Rogers and Beast Boy is Scoobert Doo. Again, this is TEEN TITANS and ALSO out-of-place.
Fourth, the gags aren't comical, the 'Imma go dribble over here...dribble dribble..' gag is funny, but all off them rips off your favorite gags from Scooby Doo. Remember the 'Danger Prone Daphne' gag? Well, they cash it on with their stupid 'Safety Hazard Starfire' gag.
Sixth, EVERYTHING in this episode is wrong. See 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th for more info why is wrong.
In conclusion, the episode gives us a gigantic middle finger to Scooby fans. I will not recommend it at all. I will recommend the original Teen Titans.
SCORE: 46% F-
The Pink Phink (1964)
The short that started it all!
I have never sawed the short. Whenever I see the Pink Panther, my stomach will churn...but this is an instant classic.
The animation is very simple. According to Bethany Cox, she says that the colors are pretty to look at. Pink Panther is very cool and a fun character. So I salute Pinky.
The music is pretty catchy. If you want an animation studio where smooth animation and improved music has been started, you got the great DePatie-Freleng Productions. They produced other cartoons for your TV and your local cinema. Like 'The Inspector'.
The short is very funny, according to Mrs. Cox. So I recommended the short.
Like most Pink Panther cartoons, it has a VERY RARE laugh-track on international airings. The toons with canned laughter was a mixed bag, due to them being decent, and not pairing with Pinky's personality.
GRADE: '100% A+++
The Peanuts Movie (2015)
You will get laughin' with fun over this great movie!
I like the Peanuts. But they have their own movie. And it was TERRIFIC! The animation is SUPER MIND-BLOWNING. This style keeps it's cel animated style, and it's all thanks to Blue Sky Studios for re-creating it's witty, and classic low-quality hand-drawn style.
The music is fantastic, and a feast for your ears, and keeps it's original theme: Linus and Lucy.
Speaking of music; the voice acting is well-performed. We got a large cast of REAL children doing their takes on the REAL voices from the ORIGINAL cartoons! And they match! The whole movie is very nostalgic. But things get more evil...with THE RED BARON.
Yes, the Red Baron Sequences are fun, imaginative and got action and very nostalgic, just like the movie.
Moving on, the writing keeps the witty style of the originals. Also the gags (just like in the cartoons) are funny; on the end credits, Charlie Brown and Lucy do the 'Football Gag', the 'I got dog germs!' joke, and even more gags! In conclusion, the movie is sweet and nostalgic, hampered by the brilliant and gorgeous mind-blowing animation you won't NEVER see on a Blue Sky movie, EVER!! I totally recommend it! GRADE: A big fat A+++++!!! -Asael Polanco
The Powerpuff Girls (2016)
I celebrated this decent show a 'welcome back!'!
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE! Where everyone goofs on and 3 girls save the town.
THE GOOD: The animation is well maded, the writing is okay, the designs are okay, the music is decent (excpetion with the theme song), and the voice acting is impressive; since we don't have the original main character actors, we have new actors for our main characters.
THE BAD: All the episodes are nostalgic, EXCEPT for the premiere episode, it's just AWFUL. SERIOUSLY, our girls fighting over a concert?! Also, they removed one character. Not a good re-boot.
In conclusion for this short review, I will NOT recommend it.
Also, welcome back to Cartoon Network, Powerpuff Girls. After your years of fans wanted to come back, you still got a world to save before bed-time.
SCORE: 43% F-.
Shaun the Sheep Movie (2015)
There's enough goofy fun over Shaun and his flock in this beautiful film!
That is the awesomest project Aardman Animations needed.
Just like one of Aardman's projects, the stop-motion animation is full of colour, imagination, vibrancy and creativity thanks to our pals at Aardman Animations. Very well done.
The voice acting is full of gibber, gibber, gibber...that's all I can say.
The music will make you dance-craze like a goofy person. At least we have the theme song and it's remix! The visual effects are MIND-BLOWING indeed. The effects are very dazzling for a movie in United Kingdom. The characters are goofy, silly and well characterized, and the gags could make you 'tickle your funny bone!'.
I have seen that sheep and his goofy flock on 'Boomerang' (Cartoon Network 2? That was the channel has converted to!). That sheep and his flock is funny, goony, silly, wacky, and crazy.
The custom variation of AARDMAN is very funny (especially the 'Admaran' part!) to look at.
In conclusion, I will 100% recommended the film and the TV series. It's goofy, funny and the 100% best Aardman project of all time.
SCORE: 100% A+
Wabbit: A Looney Tunes Production (2015)
A great improvement over 'The Looney Tunes Show'
Look, docs, I didn't liked 'The Looney Tunes Show'. Critics hated it SO much because of the absent of cartoon gags, the sitcom format, infrequent slapstick and choppy music. This show is better than TLTS.
The production is very good, the brilliant WB Animation executives decided to cancel season 3 of 'The Looney Tunes Show', and come up with something else. They decided to remake the original Bugs Bunny shorts. They chosed 'Wabbit'. You want a better cartoon show that is REALLY better than 'The Looney Tunes Show'? You got it!
The show is ENTIRELY nicely maded, because it has a nostalgic feel for kids who like watching the Bugs Bunny cartoons. The plot is nice, and Bugs is also back to live in a rabbit hole rather than a house with his roommate, Daffy Duck. The return of the squash and stretch genre is a must see, and they decided to remove the funny 'anvil gag', witch is pretty sad, but still, the slapstick is very funny to watch. This maded me laugh ALL the time, and sometimes raising me a smile.
See?! This is HOW they re-boot the Looney Tunes! Putting them in a sitcom format, not good and a really big middle finger. Thanks, Cartoon Network, for returning our slapstick beat-'em-up comedy duo to TV again. I will HIGHLY recommend it, because there is LOONEY about these TUNES! :-D
RESULTS: Animation: 10/10 Slapstick: 9/10 TLTS: 5/10 (It's mediocre to watch! -_-) Character Designs: 7/10 Voices: 10/10 Theme tune: 10/10 Music: 10/10
Final results: A-
Ren & Stimpy 'Adult Party Cartoon': Onward and Upward (2003)
Someone got a barf bag? (Uh oh! Spoiler alert! Read at your own risk, folks!)
I like Ren and Stimpy, and I like the 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' song. But how?! HOW could it spawn an Adult version?! I will review the episodes, and not the show.
Let's go with the good: The animation is GORGEOUS, HANDSOMELY maded and FLUID is EVERY way!
The backgrounds are awesome and looks like your watching a cinema cartoon in the 40's, or in the 50's or actually in the 60's.
The voice acting is OK. Eric Bauza decided to voice Stimpy, because Billy West, Stimpy's voice actor, declined to voice Stimpy in the adult version. He doesn't like Ren and Stimpy as homosexuals and gays.
Now for the bad: JOHN KRICFAUSI RUINED HIS SHOW! The original cartoons can be gross, but is good, but 'adult party' is NOT to be watched, adults and childs should heel the darker tone of these cartoons, it now looks uber darker than the SPUMCO era of the show! Especially the 'Ren Seeks Help' episode! I will review it tomorrow or in another day. In the original cartoons, it looks a bit gross, vulgar, and a little disturbing, but in the ADULT PARTY CARTOON version, the levels are grossness, vulgarness and disturbingness are even UBER HIGHER than before! What? Cussing sentences?! NO SENSE! In this episode, Ren and Stimpy goes in a spittoon, eat vomit and boogers as 'fine dining!'. EEEEEWWWW!!! >_<
Really?! That's the moistest disgusting episode and an odd start from the Adult Party version. Also, Tommy Nelson made the right idea!
RESULTS: Animation: 10/10 Voices: 6/10 Backgrounds: 10/10 Original Ren and Stimpy cartoons: 10/10 Adult Party version: 3/10
FINAL RESULTS: 39% F-
90 Minutes in Heaven (2015)
Great book, awful film adaptation
I never hearded of the book. It was awesome to start, but this movie...OH JEEBERS! (Phantom Strider 8 reference!) It's a doozy...
The acting is impressive, because is based on a true story and sticks to the spirit of the book. Cheers for the actors.
The direction and production is nice. The producers decided to make a (awful!) book adaptation of '90 Minutes', hired nice actors. The direction makes 'Wabbit' looks like 'Family Guy'. The rest of the movie? NOT!!
It sticks very impressively the spirit of the book, because is based on a real-life situation of Mr. Piper's death in 1989.
The message is charming, but the movie is not...
How could you like this rubbish movie? I found reviews of how you LIKE this movie! Look, here's one! Written by crystal_zoo: I've read the book "90 minutes in heaven" when it first came out and was glad when they finally made the movie! This is about a pastor who was involved in an accident and was declared dead for at least 90 minutes. What happened next was a journey of pain and discovery, through faith and love of family and friends and many others who prayed for God to move in a miraculous way! We don't always understand why we go through incredible pain and loss, but when we trust in the God who knows every thing, we can witness how He works it all out for His Glory.
I really liked this movie and hope more true life movies about faith during difficult times will come out after this one!!! True Christians get it, even if the rest of the world does not. Thank you for making this movie and thanks to the Piper family for sharing their experiences with the rest of us.
And the second fake positive review is written by Heidi Cook: Anyone who enjoys deep and moving material will absolutely love this movie! Not only that, but the story is truly amazing. It's not just about his spiritual experience, (which is hard to explain through a movie when you can't put earthly descriptive words into it), but it's about love, marriage, family, prayer, hope, faith, recovery, friends, helping others, opening up, and of course the ever knowing possibility that the end isn't really the end. Awesome movie! Definitely worth the watch! Just don't forget, stay humble and listen with your heart. I would highly recommend this movie to anyone interested in Don Piper's real life experiences because we all go through hard times and this movie really does a great job portraying the real life details of such a horrific event and overcoming such tragedy.
REALLY?! Your all brainless!! Did you check out the RATING?! Stop with the likes. But for me, is a mixed reception'd.
RESULTS: Book: 10/10 Movie adaptation: 1/10 Acting: 10/10 Production: 9/10 Development: 7/10 Direction: 9/10 Message: 10/10 Epilouge: 6/10
FINAL RESULTS: 62% D-
I will recommend the book. Not the movie. So many fake reviews...
Teen Titans Go! (2013)
Lacking relationship with the originals...oh boy...
Well, people is happy that the Teen Titans are back in TV. People are excited to see them battle more naughty villains. But all we get is...the Titans having misadventures around the tower and no action whatsoever. Boo.
First, the animation is really okay. With bright and solid colors and your choice is ADOBE ANIMATE.
Second, people are REALLY mad of how the show is not continuing the original Teen Titans. The lack of action scenes made this one out-of-place, however the first 4 (episode 1a/1b and episode 2a/2b) cartoons are impressive, but gone downhill quickly. OH MAH GOODIES! Is 'The Wacky World of Tex Avery' all over again!
Third, the sound fx look like they downloaded it from a website, you can even hear, for iOS and Android users, fuzzy noises when the characters talk or the sound effects play.
Fourth, how can you people LIKE this stupid cartoon? Oh look! Here's one, written by zobaxter to sum out how he likes this show:
I feel so sorry that this show gets hate handed to it on a silver platter. People seem to be forgetting that this show is centered 100% around the comedy-it is not teen Titans season six nor is it trying to be. Personally, I feel the fact that something doesn't take itself seriously and is always ready to poke digs at itself is a beautiful attribute. Everyone just keeps calling TTG all this negative *beep* when the show IS JUST DOING ITS THING. Well, props to the creators for not giving a toss ;) As for the animation, its adorable. Quite reminiscent of PPG, actually. I look forward to the rest of season three. Seriously, though; stop the hate.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHY?! DIDN'T YOU VARMITS DIDN'T NOTICE THE LACKNESS OF CONTINUITY FROM THE GREATEST ORIGINAL SERIES?!
Fifth, some episodes parody something, witch gives us the middle finger! Seriously, they mocked 'Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!' (the second Saturday-morning cartoon ever maded to use a track of canned laughter) in 'The Cruel Giggling Ghoul'! They mocked EVERYTHING that you know in love! They mocked the canned laughter, they mocked 'Mystery Inccorporated', they mocked the 'Danger Prone Daphne' joke, and that's not all! THEY EVEN MOCKED THE FORMULA! And the running gag where the Titans are laughing at Starfire is stupid and the 'dribble' gag is annoying and pointless. This is a HUMOROUS middle finger to Scooby fans alike.
Sixth, they even have misleading episodes, and just like with the parody episodes, is a HUGE middle finger, like 'The Return of Slade'. This is the FIRST lowest-fan rated episode, because of its title.
Want a best 'Teen Titans Go!' episode? Your choices are 'The Fourth Wall' and '40% 40% 20%'
Seventh, they have horrible messages like 'Ignore responsibilities! Doing what ever you want is cool!', 'The true meaning of Christmas is the presents!'.
In conclusion, I recommend Teen Titans and the New Teen Titans shorts. This is a middle finger to everyone who like the original Teen Titans. Give it a skip if you want to.
RESULTS: Animation:6/10 Stories:4/10 Voice acting:10/10 Designs:2/10 Season finales:9/10 'The Fourth Wall' episode:10/10 'The Cruel Giggling Ghoul' episode: 3/10
FINAL RESULTS: 44/100 F-
Tentacolino (2004)
Crazy film!
Wow, just wow...
This phooey baloney is all about Tenta...er...AUDIE!!!! And his series of BLAND characters go to Atlantis, and search for the same boat from the oldish years, the TITANIC (re-bulited again during the production of 20th Century FOX Films' movie 'Titanic')!
First, the animation, the animation is beautifully maded, being done by Studio S.E.K.. But it is jam-packed with errors! Also,the CGI sets are unfinished and unprofessional. Otherwise, is good! 7/10
Second, THE LIP-SYNC!!! Oh my gosh, the lip sync is WORSE than 'Pajama Sam 4' and 'Putt-Putt: Pep's Bithday Surprise'! It doesn't sync up with the voices. For example in some scenes, their mouths are OPEN when they're talking!!! For example, in a scene where they get a little ride to ATLANTIS and the mouse said 'It's like a dream!', his MOUTH is OPENED!!!! Oh my goodness me!
Third, the songs can be off-guard or plain stupid. My favorite song is only where the shark raps. That's it...is just STUPID! I QUIT!!
Fourth, the editing is just plain poor. Why are they're looping scenes?! Could'nt they just hire Studio S.E.K. to make new scenes?! Like Bobsheaux saids:AWFUL!!!!
For the film, I will rate this a 3/100, the animation 78/100,the voices 30/100, the writing a 11/100, the lip-syncing a 53, and the editing a 2/100.
Thanks for reading, Asael_2002
Funniest Pets & People (2006)
Boo-boo Pets and Mediocre Persons... (contains spoilers!)
--A review-- A cheap cash-in of 'AFV'...oh boy...
One of the worst ever made, but not the worst, THE WORST ONE TO DATE! This is pathetic that is ripping-off 'America's Funniest Home Videos',and the canned thing is barely ripping off the audience from the same show (America's Funniest Home Videos)! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
At first, the laugh SFX, oh my gosh...this is the worst one! They've use a laugh sfx (that's what we're calling it right now!) on a CHILDREN'S COMEDY SHOW instead of a REAL audience! Yup, it looks like they took the most critical-acclaimed, world-best favorite, and famous laugh sfx from different situation comedies, and place it in here!! Oh boy! What a rip!
Second, the cartoon sfx. Looks like they've done it again! Yup, it looks like they TOOKED different sfx from different cartoons and place it here to make it all goofy and crazy! This show is barely out of control!
Third, there are some videos of pets and people doing dangerous stuff and the producers though it was funny to see! WHAT?! This is cruel! Like that video where that dog is tied up and FORCED to run! DO YOU THINK IS HA-HA TO YOU?! He could CHOKE! CHOKE!!! This isn't 'Funniest Pets and People'! is DANGEROUS/EVIL PETS AND PEOPLE!!! They taught it was FUNNY! Is STUPID! STUPID!! STUPID!!!!
In conclusion (bottom line), don't watch this show. Is painful for your eyeballs and it's annoying. If you want a episode/show that is kooky crazy for your eye-balls, try the TEEN TITANS GO! episodes 'Crazy Day' and/or 'Truth, Justice, and What?' or 'Thanksgiving'? How 'bout some tiny, toony, loonier, silly cartoon characters like 'Tiny Toon'? They act stupid and silly! Or some 'ANIMANIACS'!
Rating:2/10=Painful ------------------- This riveting show is stupid and overly awful for your eye-balls. Don't watch this show please! Thank you!
Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969)
Canned Laughter (on CARTOONS?! SERIOUSLY?!), horrible animation and strange backdrops makes Scooby-Doo looks more like a pile of 'Crappy-Doo'.
SCOOBY-DOO WHERE ARE YOU! RANT: OK, WERE TO BEGIN?! At first, is a pile of junk! It get repetitive SO MANY TIMES in EACH EPISODE!! I mean this cartoon makes me frustrating because of why...OH WHY THERE'S CANNED LAUGHTER ON A FREAKING CARTOON SHOW?!
At first, the episodes:The episodes are repetitive.First,the goofy Mystery Inc. talks jokes and other stupid stuff (canned laughter during that...REALLY,Hanna-Barbera?! It's a CARTOON!! Not some sort of cliché sitcom show!), later they visit someone and talk about ghosts (THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!) and stuff they later solve the case,the Hungry HUNGRY dorks Scooby and Shaggy eat one of my favorites...SCOOBY SNACKS!!! Scooby Snacks RULES!!! OK,continuing on they reveal if the ghost is a fake and then they move on,but however it gets ANNOYING thanks to the canned-thing-thing-that-laughs-during-every-episode thing!
Secondly,reused devices:These devices are reused EVERY EPISODE!!!! See a character do an action or after a talk? A canned laughter plays FOR NO REASON!! C'Mon! It's a kiddie cartoon show! YOU CAN'T PUT LAUGH IN A CAN ON A FREAKIN' TOON SHOW!!! It's for KIDS!!! K-I-D-S!!!!
And lastly...CANNED LAUGTHER! (canned laughter from 'Don't Fool with a Phantom' plays as he says it.) THAT'S RIGHT!! I'm talking about CANNED LAUGHTER ON A CARTOON SHOW! I mean SERIOUSLY! That is SO RARE!! Seriously, one of the RAREST sounds effects on this cartoon I'VE EVER HEARD!! What the HECK is this?! Am I watching a cartoon or cliché sitcom (like I Love Lucy) show?!
I really don't like this television cartoon...I mean it gets good,but it get REALLY STUPID AND ANNOYING thanks to the reused devices and stupid sound effects like...(Brok sound) ...and...(canned laughter from 'Don't Fool with a Phantom' plays)...AND WHO CAN FORGET...(xylophone sound)...AND THERE IT IS!!! (Boing sound).
I request you to watch 'Laff-A-Lympics'.It's a better show than that cancer cartoon show.