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Jonas Brothers Family Roast (2021)
No Jeff Ross??? Skip it....
I thought Keenan Thompson did his best with what he had to work with. A couple F bombs maybe, but other than John Legend and Pete Davidson it was pretty much a Disney channel watered down version of a roast. If this is what roasts are supposed to be like now then comedy is DEAD. It's an insult not to have Jeff Ross be on this and maybe he said no but he's been on Netflix before so I doubt that. I remember when tbey roasted Justin Bieber on Comedy Central, and they pulled out all the stops and it was funny as hell. This seemed a little too pre planned and the Jonas brothers seemed to be in on most of the jokes and maybe a couple were uncomfortable but if I didn't know any better, I was watching an episode of some Disney produced crappy version of a roast. I really hope this isn't the direction things are going from this point on....
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
I tried...
Ummmmm...no just watch the original without auto tune and...yeah that's pretty much it.
I love how at the bottom it asks me if it contains "spoilers"....we all know how it ends if you've seen the 1991 version like most of us have.
Anyways, skip it.
I guess I need to write more so, have any of you guys seen a show called "honest trailers" on YouTube? It's comedy gold for these movies, you should absolutely check it out. It's freaking amazing. Also too funny maverick is a great film you should check that out it's soooooo good!!
So...I guess I need at least 600 characters....ummm well I'll say that most of the remakes suck, point break especially I will never see that garbage, it will never hold a candle to the original. But.....let's see what else?.....I really don't have anything more to say, ummm always wear your seatbelt, and look both ways before crossing the street and not in that order...yeah.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
A for effort?....
This is time I can not get never get back....just even if you are thinking "well this is mostly for the kids" half the kids today don't even know what or who Sonic is. As a guy who grew up in the 90's born in the 80's, sonic was a part of my youth. With that being said, I don't know how anyone could have possibly enjoyed this film. The side story with the secret agents and the wedding in Hawaii or whatever was just plain stupid. I kept thinking to myself "this is going absolutely nowhere and has absolutely ZERO affect on the outcome of the story!" I can't be the only one thinking this can I?
I just wanted the movie to get back to sonic, tails, knuckles and Dr. Robotnik side of the story. I think they just threw that garbage side story in there to give the cast who has zero to do with the video games, something to do and earn their paycheck.
Bottom line...I bought this movie because I liked the first one but if you are planning on watching this, don't buy or rent this movie!! Wait for it to be out on streaming, I think it's on paramount plus right now. I wish I could get my money back but I can't. I can't believe I actually struggled through the whole thing, it was sooooooo awful, I'm not kidding.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
Can't make heads or tails of it...
To be honest, I love the actors in this movie, for the most part. However, I just watched it and asked myself "what the hell did I just watch???" Was it good? Was it bad? Was it good but I just didn't understand a lot of it? Was it too artsy for my taste? I have no idea...maybe I need to give it another watch, but for now I'm giving it a 5 out if 10.
That's My Jam (2021)
Thought it was canceled in the first 10 mins....
This may or may not be a popular opinion, who knows. But I just can't get over how annoying Jimmy Fallon is. His "giggly" "look at me and ONLY me as I laugh at my own jokes that aren't even that funny" type of personality is just...I don't know how too describe it, other than just flat out annoying. Tracy Morgan said it best when he said working with him on SNL was a nightmare, in the sense that he would constantly break character and giggle every chance he got. Got so bad that according to Morgan, he once told Jimmy to never do that during their sketches together or he'd beat his ass. Anyways, I was watching this show with my wife and she wanted to see Blake Shelton and the rest of voice cast so I watched it with her and tried really hard not to cringe at every moment I saw or heard jimmy's annoying voice. He hosts the Tonight show and if you had told me 10+ years ago that they were going to kick Conan to the curb for this guy I wouldn't have laughed in total and utter disbelief.
I won't go on and on, if you're still reading this you get the point lol. Anyways, my opinion, the show is all about Jimmy and just wait til they get to the B list celebs, if they even get that far. My prediction is the show won't have a second season, not by a long shot. People will only watch for the guests and once the guests turn into David spade or some reality tv star or YouTube star this show will have already hit rock bottom lol.
Anyways, that's my rant, that's my opinion. If you "love" Jimmy Fallon and him just trying to steal the show every second he can, then this is totally for you.