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Arena (1989)
Horn Lives
I stumbled across this movie one of the 5 million times that HBO showed it my Junior year of College...
If you like cardboard cutouts in the crowd...wrestling moves that are supported by visible wires...and a plot that a monkey could write...then rent this movie...
Terrible...awful...but not the worse...there is always Congo...where you want to make an ash tray out of the stupid monkeys head...but that is another rant...
If you want to see a good action space movie...that is brainless...see the motion picture classic and guilty pleasure Starship Troopers...lead by Doogie Howser...stay away from this piece of garbage that could of been shot in someones garage...
Congo (1995)
Over 200 People gave this a ten?
What part of the movie did you fall asleep in this...
Movie is a travesty...when I read the book...I was like this could be an interesting movie...boy was I wrong...the only redeeming thing is to see the fourth ghostbuster Ernie Hudson...that is how bad this movie is because he is terrible...frigin awful.
One of the monkeys is able to talk through a glove that one of the characters develops so it can talk to the people...so here is an idea...make the voice a very annoying female voice...because that makes it not want you to hate it more...I don't know if it was a vertically challenge individual or robot...but wow...terrible...
Wait...I forgot the best part...well the second to best part because the first was when the credits roll...was at the end when all the rogue monkeys get torn apart by machine guns...that was kind of funny...
I saw this with a friend...and as soon as the credits started...I looked at him and muttered a four letter word...this movie is going to suck