stuart-seed Reviews

Awake (III) (2021)

Talk about jumping to conclusions

[1/10 · 13 June 2021]

About 10 minutes in the lead actress simply spits out that folk cant sleep. Soon after the world is in chaos. Total and utter garbage. Netflix, you've had your day.

The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

Boring, terrible dialogue, a waste of time

[1/10 · 16 October 2020]

This was such a drag to watch, so many pointless scenes, conversations that go nowhere, bad acting, and some of the worst dialogue in a long time. No scares, no jumps, no point to this at all.

Project Power (2020)

Project Power Nap

[2/10 · 16 August 2020]

Another big budget bucket of boredom from Netflix. I was suckered in like everybody else seeing good actors and an interesting premise only to be led up the garden path to what ended up as formulaic lazy nonsense. After watching this you will look back on it and just think eh? And you can just get this crazy drug by robbing a teenager and then more and more absurd questions will enter your mind and you'll end up on IMDb trying to warn sane people off this waste of time.

Cell (I) (2016)

Just terrible in every department

[1/10 · 16 August 2020]

On my first viewing I only managed 30 minutes before turning off this absolutely horrendous excuse for a film. The camera is all over the place, the sound editing is woeful (the scene in the tunnel, what were they thinking?) The acting hammy, Samuel you need a new agent, John you're on a downward spiral pal. So after my first encounter I read a few reviews on here and decided to buy the novel as lots of folk were recommending it over the film. Anyway, the book is bonkers and not one of Kings finest, let's just leave it at that. Once the book had been finished, tried the film again and I managed to limp to the finish line and what a waste of time that was. This is in the top 3 worst films I've ever seen and I'm no spring chicken. Horrendous from start to finish.