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Civil War (2024)
I cant believe this was made by professionals
One of the stupidest,low budget looking things Ive seen in a long time. The movie is basically 4 people in a car ride chatting and using FILM cameras to record events,and they bicker a lot. They are shoulder to shoulder with people in the last 10 minutes with weapons being shot at them and they are bullet and injury proof. That is basically all the action in the last 10 minutes. This looks like a high school class project. I saw the 1 HR 37 MIN version .Maybe its not the complete movie. How in gods name is this 7.6 rating ? Its like those boring Swedish movies from 50 years ago that were rated as brilliant but were impossible for a normal person to sit through cus they were so boring. People rating this highly must be like the people that think Jerry Lewis was a comedic genius. I've lost an hour and a half of my life. There is one cute girl in the movie,she cries,takes pictures with a film camera, advance the film in her camera,is in the thick of it. She's the ''PRESS''. What the hell was that ?
The Strangers (2008)
tired tropes --make it stop--can you add minus ratings--1 star is too many
I really hate stupid ''victims'' They are just accomplices in their own demise. Zero sympathies. They deserve all they get. Normal people would remember ''If it bleeds we can kill it''.They keep splitting up which makes them even stupider than when they are together.Liv Tyler does a great impression of the stupidest farm animal you can think of. She is like a guinea pig with duck lips. Have I said how much I want to see her ''suffer''? She does that stupid crying face without tears. How does anyone cry without tears? Really starting to hate her. They drive a volvo.How does anyone with half a brain pick a Swedish car with scarce, expensive parts and over expensive repairs. Why arent they driving a Saab or maybe a Renault ?? People who put these movies together need to stop using the stupidest bit of dialogue in ''horror'' movies, hello?? JUST STOP with the hello.It is in every one and is way past dead.It is as overused as nazi.The strangers are the sort of people who would torture blind new born kittens,cus you know they are bad in a ''fun'' sort of way.Thought the 2 idiots were done but Liv does that FATAL ATTRACTION bit and springs back to life at the end ,minus the water and bathtub.No suspense,no scares, just 2 people who could be guests on 'BORN THIS WAY'.It was a struggle to watch it to the end.Every tired overused trope is in this.
Extinction (2018)
kids ruin another movie
I imagined myself in the movie so I could throw those squealing annoying kids off the roof.The last time I was this annoyed with a kid in a sci fi movie was with the teenage son of the Tom Cruise character in War of the Worlds.The writers need a smack in the mouth so they can taste their own blood.Maybe I need to cut down on my caffeine and raw meat--but jeesus stop putting annoying brats in movies--ruins the whole damn effort.Cant even edit the idiots out of the movie--they are in too much of it.
Peppermint (2018)
sucked
Terrible casting unless you think a 90 pound woman is as deadly as Arnie playing Terminator--The 1 hour 11 minute spot has the only watchable part--that is funny--on the plus side its on Youtube -hasnt been taken down--so you know it sucks--and the best part is you can speed up and skip through it--this is even worse than the movie SALT which also featured a 90 pound woman as an unstoppable destructive force
Get Out (2017)
--The guy says "Im TS ma-thrfkng A" Like he's Batman or a navy SEAL
TSA saves the day-!!!!!---(minimum wage fat guy who feels up kids and old ladies)-this is a comedy/"horror" with twisty things-and some offscreen violence--a bogus happy ending--my review ignores the over rating that usually follows a "diverse" cast and "hero".Watch it and imagine all the characters are the same shade.Movie sucked--only the bias of lowered expectations can explain a 7.7 rating---It would have been fine with a dark unhappy ending.
The Loved Ones (2009)
Excellent movie--ENDING sucked.sucked,sucked--
How could you idiots ruin an excellent film with such a stupid ending---Is the love interest ROBOCOP?? Remake the ending--Call me--I can tell you how it should end.
Triangle (2009)
too much of this movie was left on the cutting room floor
One of the stupidest movies I have ever watched--irrational--the most overused word in horror/suspence gets a hll of a work out in this mess---"HELLO" HELLO--over and over--and the small group keeps splitting up so they can run around looking for each other and shouting "hello" is that you??--OMFG---watch it without having had any caffeine--for a similar experience poke yourself in the eye with a stick--
Masters of Horror: Dream Cruise (2007)
how did this make it to Masters of Horror ?
God awful--bad acting--just watch minutes 41 to 42--otherwise a waste of time--terrible acting---
Masters of Horror: Imprint (2006)
distrubing
Unique violence,disturbing,uncomfortable to watch at times--definetly horror---dont like the male lead--unconvincing--overacts--some Japanese overacting but that might be nitpicking----
Masters of Horror: Haeckel's Tale (2006)
its only an hour--dont waste it on this if your end is near
Bad acting--bad "special effects" boring, gratuitous nudity --2 stars for the naked girl.
Masters of Horror: John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns (2005)
soso
Feels like The Ninth Gate (1999)---very few original ideas make it to film---another
derivative --the lead is lame--I found myself waiting for it to end--
Lone Survivor (2013)
another episode in 1000 ways to die
production and acting were fine ---but if this is based on actual events it speaks volumes on bad decisions at all levels--all that fancy hi-tech gear,all that training,the brutal weeding out--and it produces 'warriors' who are concerned about how they would be portrayed on CNN--I played that part over--that and 'rules of engagement'--the ROE could not have been designed better for failure if they had been crafted by the enemy--it doesn't make us morally superior,or better,it just helps the enemy kill us,defeat us and cost us in every way.The opening scene with the big knife in the village--check out dozens of similar events on live leak--in reality it is not done the way it was half shown in this movie--who researched that scene? A bad start--down hill from there--false peak notwithstanding.