mehmetoney Reviews

The Source (2011)

stolen movie

[1/10 · 7 September 2023]

Watch the original instead

Have you ever watched a movie called ""Salvar Davasi"", made at 1983? Search it in imdb. You can also search it in youtube and watch free.

As a fact and conclusion, same plot, same story, had been made almost 30 years ago. Instead of a drama like this one, original movie was a satire based, social criticism.

I know that minds may work similar, but it is unfortunately a shame, to recreate or adapt a movie like this, without any related explanation or information, even after 30 years. This is pure deception and theft.

Acting is not bad, directing and editing also may be appreciated. But if you ask is this movie an original? Unfortunately not. Sorry.

25 Siblings and Me (2020)

Dear Oliver, you are perfect already!!!

[7/10 · 21 March 2022]

Actually, compared to most people who watched this documentary, instead of having the same stereotype, mainstream feelings with others, I really felt happy about Oliver, how wonderful and perfect he is, as he is.

I really wanted to send him an email to tell those things to him, but, as it is not quite possible, I thought maybe he would read it up here.

Oli, I totally understand how you felt, but because of your age and lack of life experiences, you are having those down moments, as having dilemmas about, supposed to be the guy exactly how society and cultures want. Don't worry about that, you will sort it out over time eventually.

But, take a deep breath and look at yourself, look at who you are, and never, not even a second, have doubts about your behavior or who you actually are.

Bloodlines may mean something, but not everything. I am %100 sure, that you will have friends with deep connections somehow, but that is not about you actually, it is about luck that you gonna able to meet with them.

You are a unique, beautiful, questioning, wondering, clever person, who is trying to demolish all the bs, that our pop culture society trying to impose at our daily lives. All relationships are hard for sure, cause all relationships want us to compromise at different levels. (which mostly comes with age and maturity, if you are not a pop culture stereotype.) But with time, you're gonna learn how to adapt and control them too. (which is not that crucial)

So if you want to get mingled with everyone that you meet in your life, that may be a crucial talent to learn. But let me tell you, it won't be worth to get mingled or to get along, with most of the people actually. (unfortunately, most people are, absolute idiots with a low level of awareness) But for sure, you got to learn how to handle them.

I hope, you are aware of, you have an IQ, more than most of your siblings total. :) There were a few remarkable personas like Spencer, among your siblings, but even that number is not bigger than 5-6, along with all 26 siblings.

So relax, never stress about those issues, have fun, be yourself and rock on!! ;)

The Pickup Game (2019)

Complete B.S.

[1/10 · 27 December 2020]

Guys, don't fall for this, it may be helpful for the bros, who has lack self confidence and social skills, but that's it.

Picking up a girl, also depends on a lot, with which girl you wanna pickup, and how bad are your physical attributes. If you are already ok to get laid with any woman who breaths, then you already don't need this, cause if you ask 100 girls, 1 may respond eventually. If you don't have that confidence to ask or talk to 1 girl, then this class will not help you to be a pickup artist. You just need to grow up, got more rejections and have more experience and grow a pair while trying.

Have you ever seen a pickup artist, who can get laid with every girl he wants, who is 5.6, or not fit? ahahaha. Yeah I know, don't misunderstand, even if your physical attributes are bad, you may pickup women, but your chances are already lowered, you can't pickup any girl you want for sure. Because it is natural.

These are not bunch secrets that only a few knows, instead of paying for this kind of b.s., try yourselves at social environments. You will sort it out anyway. (if you are not an imbecile)

The China Hustle (2017)

Good information, but misjudged outcome

[5/10 · 23 December 2020]

The least guilty part in this scam story, are the Chinese companies without a doubt.

Some smart *** wall street d*** heads, found some low life companies in China, and make them an offer for a merge, to able to get into US stock market. And all the rednecks, who have been manipulated and lost money, are crying out loud, by blaming China. ahhahaha

Guys, sorry but, if you offer the same thing, to any miserable, worthless company, in whole world, they would accept to get into this scam, without thinking twice.

The real bast***s to be damned in this story, are the wall street j*rks unfortunately, not China, or Chinese companies. Simply, US people are scamming other US people. Pathetic as hell.

Tiger King (2020–2021)

Redneck Festival

[5/10 · 2 November 2020]

A great opportunity to see the real folks of USA, and what really USA is, beyond Hollywood bs and mainstream media.

You guys still wonder how come they got a president like Trump? hahaha. Dude, majority of USA are those people. Animal love, lions and tigers are just extras in here, not even relevant.

Are All Men Pedophiles? (2013)

This can't be real. A joke right?

[1/10 · 15 October 2020]

Through the end of this "so called" documentary, they mentioned that, as long as there is no sexual action, sexual thoughts on children can be referred as sexual orientation, but not a mental problem. And they used sweet 16 thing to defend that idea. Yeah right!

How about the sexual thoughts of a person, towards ages of 10-11? Is that a a sexual orientation too? Are you completely dumb or out of your mind?

This is a seriously sick minded film, with an absolute agenda.

Person of Interest: Terra Incognita (2015) Season 4, Episode 20

best episode of the season

[10/10 · 17 August 2015]

maybe the mystery and tension was not at its peak at this episode, but telling about death, picturing the last moments of a person from his eyes, could not be served better than this.

a truly artistic work, I wanted to thank personally, whoever got involved of creating this episode from writing it to make it happen..

an overwhelming masterpiece..

salute..

I had to write the these lines after my salute, just to make my review got accepted.. Cause I really wrote more than necessary, to describe this episode already.

The Descent (2005)

Just stay away -waste of 2 hours - Highly overrated

[1/10 · 16 May 2008]

You will get 4-5 scary moments, made by sudden motion with an impact sound. which all horror movies have..

This is a creature movie. Nothing new, but at the second - third time you see the creature, unfortunately, you see it all. Not just a part of it, You get so much familiar with it, so you do not scare from it anymore, mystery gone.

Alien character design is awful. Attack scenes are bad,Director's lack I think. Girl characters are bunch of idiots, acting is below standard. This movie is way too overrated, so I gave it to 1. But it deserves a 5.

A crappy horror movie.

The Big Kahuna (1999)

Inspiring

[9/10 · 26 July 2005]

Actually this was one of the most firing up movies I have ever seen last days. Script is amazing, performances by Kevin Spacy, Danny DeVito and Peter Facinelli are marvelous. For actors-actresses or anyone involved with acting, must see this movie. It really gives too much energy for audience to think and question our lives and reasons of existence.

It is like a theater more than a movie. You should not expect much as visually. Just the script changes the tense around.

By the way, I got to say that it is a must see for salesmen and marketing reps. too. :) This movie is really low rated; it deserves a 7,5 even if you find it boring..

Delicatessen (1991)

depends what you are looking for at a movie...

[2/10 · 21 July 2005]

This movie is launching as a comedy, sci-fic, and romance.. When we judge the movie through these fields, it is just a piece of crap for me. It is not that funny so it can not be comedy, it is not a sci-fic, but it is really odd and original. If you wish to see a movie with a really different environment and way of storytelling, watch this, you will definitely find something different.

I have to say that the scenes, lights, cinematography, cadrages are the most powerful items in this movie. These items are too much strong, that the story and script remains too weak besides them. And unfortunately I didn't see anything futuristic in this movie, just an old crappy building with people from 1950's. Put some green-yellowish lights to have a spooky atmosphere, and find 10 freaky characters; here you are, movie is served..

As a movie fan who believes the integrity is one of the most important criterias in a movie, I can say that this movie has just escaped the train. If you really want to make something odd, than make the whole thing odd.

Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Fantastic

[9/10 · 10 July 2005]

I can say this was one of the best movies I have ever seen. The most amazing thing of this movie is, originality.. A great sense of humor, wonderful kungfu scenes, comedy, romance and hilarious fun. It is something like (killbill)+(spiderman)+(adamsandler)....

It is not a well known way of storytelling, which gives you an unexpected way of having fun from a movie. In these days that Hollywood cinema is suffering from lack of original ideas, these kind of independent movies will continue to nail us in our seats..

All apart, Stephen Chow is brilliant with his acting, directing and writing.. He will fascinate us with more movies I think..

A definite 10 out of 10.

Walking Tall (2004)

Good choice for heroic entertainment action.

[7/10 · 30 June 2005]

OK, in my opinion these kind of action movies should not be criticize with an artistic approach. So if we are agree that, sometimes we need to see these kind of heroic action movies, for entertainment and chill out, this movie hits the bulls eye..

I got to admit that, The Rock just fits in the movie. He got everything and more to be a known, demanded actor (like Vin diesel) for these kind of movies. He is a real character actor, and so comfortable in front of the cameras. Actually too comfortable, he could have been a little more passionate. Johnny Knoxville's performance is great. I really enjoyed watching him.

Movie and the story is powerful too. As you know, the story is coming from a local hero Sheriff Bufford Pussers real life, who fought and beat the organized crime in his county at late 1960s...

Many people wrote that the movie is short. I think it is great that this movie was short, because otherwise it would be boring. 80 minutes is a nice time to see the action. Watch it, enjoy it, forget it.

Performances: 8/10 Editing: 5/10 Direction: 7/10

Allover: 6.5/10

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Not that funny, watch it on TV....

[6/10 · 24 June 2005]

Ben Stiller's movies getting worse after he became that popular. He has a funny face, and it is an expected thing, all producers are trying to make some money on it. Actually Vince did a wonderful Job in here too, I personally laughed him a lot..

Anyway, movie is good, but it is not that funny, compared to; There is something about Mary, Zoolander, Meet the parents, Came Along Polly, Stusky and Hutch.. First movie characters are so artificial, that you can't feel the humor. Fun stuff has been exaggerated a Little. And that takes the "real" fun-humor away. Zoolander has a similar situation but it has a much more clever story.

I can barely say that, this movie has been built on two best jokes (which everyone laughed their a**es off) at the movies Meet the Fockers (the scene Ben hits the ball on his fiancée's sister in pool) and Starsky&Hutch (the Funny "Do It" character when Ben was undercover) So I think they came up with a character idea which should look alike at Stursky&Hutch (different voice, big ego etc.) and also thought that "God, everyone laughs when we nail someone with a ball, so lets play dodge ball".....Thus, movie is ready to served.

Not bad, don't expect much, have fun...

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

Nice-entertaining popcorn movie

[9/10 · 9 June 2005]

I do not see these kind of comic book adapted movies need to be criticized as a piece of cinema art...

So I believe this movie is a well entertaining, well worth seeing heroic action at all.. So for the others who are jabbering about the movie, I think they do not got anything to do much, shitting on movie by their mouths..

Anyway, this movie can be better, specially with the story. Story is killing itself just in the middle of the movie, so you got nothing else to watch, expected action sequences. No surprise, no thriller. Just see our guys, beating-fighting the enemy at the second half... Even these are not bothering me, cause I was not expecting much more than an action movie. So you do that, and have some nice time with Lxg....

By the way, I think movie is a bit low rated. It deserves a 6,5 but not a 7...I voted it 10 just to normalize a little...hehhe

The Player (1992)

overrated old style classic

[5/10 · 7 June 2005]

If it was 1990's the first time I saw this movie, I would say it was a nice movie, which has to be edited again, and better be directed by someone else. I did not see much Altman's movies. So I would not like to criticize him. But it is obvious that this movie, and the way of directed of it are all old fashioned. So it becomes hard to see it after 2000's.

Firstly, it is unnecessarily long. Story is good, but not enough to nail you. Maybe you may watch it, at a Sunday breakfast with family. Movie has a different way of tension and storytelling, which bored me a lot. No action, no fun stuff, bad scripts with dull spirit and add artificial acting on it. I think it would be really hard to see it for everyone who is living in this century. 6.3/10