captzeppelin Reviews

Unaccompanied Minors (2006)

The director? HA HA HA HA HA what a joke!👀

[6 February 2022]

I will never work for Paul Feig again so don't call me. This was his first movie.... It should have been his last. His company treated me badly. Any questions? I designed his shots for him. He was an unfunny stand up comedian who called me to help him out.

NEVER AGAIN. Go back to school.

The Little Things (2021)

Horrible Art Direction

[11 September 2021]

We walked out. Why ? Is the first question. Denzel doesn't need to take every part he can get. There's already one Nicolas Cage.

Unbroken (I) (2014)

Horrible director-

[10 February 2020]

Why does the lead character who has been lost at sea for 40 days fighting for survival look shaved in a raft, while his friends are dying, with a goatee even later in years in a hostile prison camp? He's shaving in a raft while being shot at etc?? Continuity you find in Storyboards. I was friends with the Zamperinis . This isn't a director. This is a poser!

Motherless Brooklyn (2019)

BORING Another actor doing Dustin Hoffman

[25 November 2019]

Get me out of this theatre before my next birthday please. Way too long. Horrible attempt at filmmaking. All the good reviews are obviously cast and crew.

Last Christmas (2019)

Last Directors Movie

[12 November 2019]

That should be the title. Holy Jesus... it's the 21 Century and your remaking this crap? Why?

Last Christmas (2019)

It can't get much worse

[12 November 2019]

Why is this guy directing for big studios with Zero returns for their millions? What an absolutely horrible waste of time and money I won't get back. It's 2020... is this the best they got? Yawn😔

The Hard Way (2019)

Bad

[21 September 2019]

Bad- wish I could watch it but I can't. You can make bad movies in America. Save the airline ticket money to Romania and put it into screen writing.