nightmare975 Reviews

Bratz (2007)

What a way to ruin a birthday party.

[1/10 · 10 August 2007]

Ugh. The first words that came out of my mouth when I found out my friend's sister wanted to see this for her birthday. First off, I have never bothered to play with Bratz dolls once in my life, nor will I ever. This movie has got to have some of the worst dialog in a movie ever. (Note to script writers: If you really have to put "OMG" as an actual spoken line, then I think it's time to rethink your career) After this monstrosity finally ended, I looked to my friend and we looked to her sister, who then informed us that the movie was horrible. In the words of the Bratz Girls: "Like OMG! No way!" Seriously, if you want to ruin someone's birthday, then I recommend Bratz: The Movie.

Frosty Returns (1992 TV Movie)

Snowy pile? More like jump into a steamy pile!

[1/10 · 17 December 2005]

Seriously, who thought up this turd? I can not stand this Christmas special, Johnaton Winters? Who the hell is that? John Goodman? Okay, he's a little good in it, but when he starts singing, god, I love the mute button then.

What I really hate is that HE CAN TAKE THE HAT OFF! This is Frosty for god sakes! He needs the hat to live! Live I tell you! What makes him immune to that in this "movie"? Bad script writers I say.

The movie revolves around this creepy old man creating snow removal in a can. Frosty gets scarred, and he and Holly set off on an "adventure" to save the Winter Festival.

Okay, wait just a sec, this movie is supposed to be a Christmas movie, but, they NEVER MENTION Christmas AT ALL! Its movies like this that ruin Christmas for the rest of us. I really hope that the creators of this got coal in their stocking that year. Hopefully for the rest of their lives.

The ending of this pile? Frosty saves the day, get this, BY SINGING! God, I'm just glad that it's over.

One out of ten. Just plain bad.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Dumb as movies can get

[1/10 · 9 July 2005]

Our science class watched it in school one day and everybody was like "dude, this is the best movie out there man!" And I started to watch it, and I wanted to get the hell out of class. The movie felt slow and just didn't seem right. Napoleon voice was very annoying and he just seemed like somebody you wouldn't want to sit next to. The movie ends with him playing tether ball. That was it, nothing else. Most movies have at least a decent ending. Everybody said it was funny, but nobody was laughing the whole time! It makes me sick when I hear people say this was an awesome movie! That is why I give it a 1 out of 10, bad storyline, bad music, and bad characters.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

One word, Awesome!

[9/10 · 5 July 2005]

I saw this movie a few years ago and I thought it was one of the best western movies out there. I could not leave my chair! The way the actors poured there heart and soul into the characters made it feel so real! Of course, this is based on the real bank robbers. The ending left you with that big question, did they live or where they killed? Just like in real life. I sat there and my dad told me that this was one of his favorite films when he was a kid. I too, have to say that this is also one of my favorite films. Maybe someday I too will watch this with my children, so they can see the wonder that is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.