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When the Lights Went Out (2012)
Good try but falls flat
Let's start with the positives - acting was good especialy Tasha Connor as Sally (The daughter). The 70's look and clothes and music was good. The Priest who liked his Housekeeper a little too much (I think she's genuflecting).
Now for the bad - no build up do we go to know the characters , things just started happening and it was just one thing after another. It was made in 2012 and the special effects were very ropey, I'd rather have no special effects and rely on mood etc than try to do them and fall flat.
As I'm British and know what a council house is etc I think I would understand things more than someone from across the pond.
I felt it was made for TV and would have looked a little strange at a cinema
Creepshow: A Creepshow Holiday Special: Shapeshifters Anonymous (2020)
Don't bother with this load of tosh
I was expecting so much from this and it was such a let down, I was expecting a decent twist and there was nothing, it just ended. I gent I had wasted my time watching this tripe
Tatuagem (2013)
Biggest load of crap I've seen in years
Saw this at the BFI FLARE Let's just say I don't think I was the only one who didn't like it , no round of applause and people couldn't wait to leave as the credits rolled.
This film didn't know what it wanted to be, it's OK having a film that goes in lots of directions but you need a main hub for it to all gel and this didn't
The character of Paulete, I just hated, so ugly and thought it was a beauty, I didn't feel for him or any character in the film
Stay at home and watch the Wizard of OZ
Don't waste your money on this , your better off at a Berni !
Masters of Horror: Right to Die (2007)
Appy or Abby ?
Why did it sound like the husband kept calling her Appy ? It ruined a great episode and so I can only give it a 6. Proper grammar and pronunciation are essential to a film.
It was very Hellraiser what with all the skin ripping though I dunno how anyone can survive without skin the skin is a vital organ to the body the biggest organ actually and without we would die. The more a horror film is true the more creepy it can be and more entertaining.
I do admit though that the stories from the great horror directors are very disappointing and very mediocre.
6/10 come on Yankies get your English up to par !
The Comic (1985)
That bad its even worse !
Saw this film a couple of years back when I discovered it had someone I know in it. What a disappointment it was to see it , a really awful film and with awful acting especially by Gabe Cameron who plays Eddie , seen better acting in Seaseme Street ! Don't waste your money on this even if you see at .01p it may damage your VCR or DVD player If you want to see a film thats the pits then watch this If you want to see Shakespere , then rent out a Kenneth Brannagh Film I wish I could have given this film ZERO 0 , but I wasn't able too The Comic , it was no joke watching this load of tosh !
1 Star as I had to give between 1 or 10 this film should win a razzie
High Rise Donkey (1980)
Fab
Fab kid's film The Donkey In The Lift Is Great Fun
Went to see back when it was released in 1980 at the local cinema back in London and the star of the film was there and he had his handbag with him
is it on DVD ?
I dunno how todays kids would cope with it as it's very much a period film of the time , very CFC ( Children's Film Foundation ) and all speak rather posh even though it's suppose to be a council estate in London somewhere !!!
a fun film to watch with your elderly Granny