jhepner_80 Reviews

Tarot (I) (2024)

So, Soooo Bad

[3/10 · 2 May 2024]

Just a typical teen horror film that follows the same bad formula that's getting stale and old. A group of college friends are together, play a game of reading from a mysterious and forbidden tarot deck... they're then cursed and picked off one by one in cheesy death scenes.

The movie is full of bad dialogue, corny humor, stupid characters that make idiotic decisions, cheesy jump scares, and a boring story full of cliche twists. Everything is so predictable that I called most of the deaths and the ending was extremely bad.

This is just another example of a studio tossing money at a bad idea knowing it'll still make some profit. I do not recommend wasting your money on this movie.

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Um... What? 🤣

[3/10 · 29 March 2024]

This had to be one of the worst movies I've seen in awhile. Godzilla: Minus One was amazing. This... not even close. Horrible acting, bad dialogue, cheesy jokes, a plot all over the place, over-the-top CGI that looked fake, and just overall... boring. Even the fight scenes were drug out with odd camera angles.

This is proof that Hollywood has too much money to throw into garbage stories, but know idiots like me will waste their money to "see if it's good." LOL I absolutely hated the movie start to finish.

The only reason I give it 3 stars instead of 1 is the music and... some of the effects. I guess. I may have still been too generous with a 3...

Thunder Force (2021)

Good and then... WTF?!

[4/10 · 14 April 2021]

First 45 minutes of the movie. Loved. And then it just drastically goes downhill. Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer are amazing, but actors can only do so much. The villains... just bad. And a crab man? Really? What are we.... 12? I'm American and so tired of cheesy, slap stick, dumb American humor. You can make funny not cheesy. This was just BAD on so many levels. Even the fight scenes were poorly choreographed and done. Clunky, unnatural feeling, and they looked stupid. Poorly written and directed. It was just... bad.