"Poseidon" struck me as rough draft of a script someone snatched and spent $160 million in special effects on. We get maybe five-ten minutes of setup, then the disaster starts with someone on the bridge going "Can you feel that? Something's wrong!" Who was that guy? A super professional sailor who knew the sea, or just the most convenient way to show the ominous and impeding Rogue Wave of Doom? Next we have a captain in the upturned lounge who somehow knows they were hit by a rogue wave even though the ship's alarms went off right before it capsized. There was a very tiny bit of explanation behind all the characters, enough to feel like there's something more, then nothing. Josh Lucas seems very intent to escape and knows an awful lot about the ship and how it operates, but that's never developed.
Kurt Russell is the former mayor of New York and a an ex-firefighter for, well, nothing. The firefighting comes in handy, but why make him anything other than a generic rich guy? Richard Dreyfus is a gay man hoping for a phone call from his ex-lover, which means---anything? Lastly, Kevin Dillon for some reason doesn't like the ex-mayor, but before he gets to that he's crushed by a falling generator.
As other reviewers have noted, there's not a single other survivor they run into, and the movie breaks down into a series of obstacles and death-defying underwater swims that would put a pearl diver to shame. Some of the predicaments would be more emotional if you knew or even cared anything about the characters.
In the end, do what most people do with these re-makes (or "re-imaginings" as they usually toss everything out) and go out and watch the original. The special effects aren't as good, but they have better plots, more humor, actual drama, real characters, and remind you of a time before Hollywood became a sequel spewing machine that only counted the numbers.
Kurt Russell is the former mayor of New York and a an ex-firefighter for, well, nothing. The firefighting comes in handy, but why make him anything other than a generic rich guy? Richard Dreyfus is a gay man hoping for a phone call from his ex-lover, which means---anything? Lastly, Kevin Dillon for some reason doesn't like the ex-mayor, but before he gets to that he's crushed by a falling generator.
As other reviewers have noted, there's not a single other survivor they run into, and the movie breaks down into a series of obstacles and death-defying underwater swims that would put a pearl diver to shame. Some of the predicaments would be more emotional if you knew or even cared anything about the characters.
In the end, do what most people do with these re-makes (or "re-imaginings" as they usually toss everything out) and go out and watch the original. The special effects aren't as good, but they have better plots, more humor, actual drama, real characters, and remind you of a time before Hollywood became a sequel spewing machine that only counted the numbers.
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