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Enola Holmes 2 (2022)
Harry Potter rip-off
They have copied almost everything from the Harry Potter movies.
Even the cast is the same, which is great.
Unfortunately the script is much less entertaining.
In this episode Hermione continues to show off her bushy brown hair, while acting a little confused, but purposefully setting teachers on fire.
Her brother, Gilderoy Lockheart is ever so self-consumed and generally useless. Still, one must admit that his hair looks great. No wonder he has won Witch Weekly's Most charming smile award five times in a row.
Bellatrix, on the other hand, seems to have upped her game and learnt some AoE* spells. She has become an even greater threat to society than what she was in the 7th Harry Potter movie.
Overall enjoyable film, but Netflix should some day learn the most important lesson in Westeros - that it is very important to have a good story.
Verdict: 7 House Points for Netfrown
*AoE = Area of Effect.
Fruitcake Fraud (2021)
I did not order a fruitcake
More victims of consumerist culture. That is all you can see in this movie.
People talking about stuff;
People collecting stuff;
People being outcast, because they do not have enough stuff;
Clubs, where you can join if you have enough stuff;
People suffering because they think they do not have enough stuff;
After watching this quite long movie, I feel sad for all victims of a system, which is very good at punishing people and tragically poor at helping them.
And wrapping a single fruitcake in three layers of paper, plastic and metal respectively, is definitely not a good business model. It is like stealing... from the environment and, ultimately, from everyone else on this planet.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Pathetic
Nonsense script, poor acting and the dumbest jokes one could possibly imagine.
Not really sure how this is supposed to be entertaining.
Awarding it one star and I am being generous here.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Could have been good if they had a script
It's like "The Edge of Tomorrow"... on a very low budget.
Poor acting, boring dialogues and worst of all - no sense whatsoever in any character's actions.
Sorry to Bother You (2018)
A disgusting movie
The other low-score reviews admit that this movie is artsy.
I wouldn't call "artsy" a disgusting sequence of events.
It has two very good points, though.
First, it shows very well how sick people can be. I mean, how sick should you be to make such a movie...
And it has only one, but really good joke. I find it quite funny that a movie about slave labour achieved high reviews on IMDB.