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The Colony (2013)
Could have been better (contains spoilers)
I enjoyed this film but I wouldn't watch it again in a hurry. The plot wasn't bad but I thought the characters & dialogue were lacking. Except for Laurence Fishburne's character who was great but he died. My favourites always die. Stupid Hollywood. I liked that there wasn't anything supernatural. The villains weren't vampires, zombies, aliens or superhuman mongoloids. They were average humans who had gone mad with hunger & resorted to cannibalism. It was realistic & disturbing. The ending left me feeling unsatisfied. It was fairly obvious & anticlimactic. I'd recommend it for a one time watch.
5/10 stars.
Knight of the Dead (2013)
Waste of time.
This was just so ridiculously dull. I couldn't even pay attention. The characters were boring, the plot was boring & the effects were awful. Even by low budget standards. I wouldn't recommend this.
I can't even think of anything to fill in the 10 line minimum. Thoroughly disappointing movie. Don't waste your time. The sex scene was even disappointing & that's a difficult feat to achieve.
Still not 10 lines. Well I can talk for England usually so the fact that I can't write a 10 line review says it all.
Boring, dull, time wasting crap.
1/10
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012)
What did I just watch?
Well there is an hour of my life I'll never get back again.
This movie has absolutely no right being classed as horror. It was slow paced, extremely dull & practically nonsensical. I zoned out several times within the movie & actually found counting the marks on my ceiling a welcome escape.
The acting was average, the storyline was dull & the whole movie went on too long it seemed. I would not recommend this to anyone looking for thrills & scares. It is however perfect for helping you nod off to dreamland.
1 star out of 10.
Evidence (2013)
Great movie. (Contains Spoilers)
I really enjoyed this. The movie had me interested from the very beginning. I liked that I didn't have to wait half an hour for the thrills to begin. It was extremely well directed.
I enjoyed that I was watching the murders in passed tense which kept changing back to present tense. The killer was as original as a killer can be in the movies of today. I did not see the twist coming at all. I personally thought it was Tyler or Ben. But it was the girls. That alone gave this movie an extra star because girls make for the best psychotic killers.
I also thought the score was very well suited to the movie. Overall a great thriller.
Jug Face (2013)
Unnecessary. (Contains Spoiler)
I'm going to keep this short.
I appreciate what the writer was trying to show people but I felt it to be stereo typical portrayal of a backwoods village community. It was a sleazy film with a very mundane storyline. It could have been 40 minutes shorter than it was.
The scene with the foetus in the bath tub left me feeling sick. It was a sexist incestuous pile of absolute rubbish. I watched it purely because I like to review all new horror movies.
I wanted to turn off after 20 minutes but I wanted to give a complete review. Having seen the ratings I can tell this film could become a cult classic for all the wrong reasons.
I do not recommend.
2 stars.