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Greyhound Attack (2019)
Stage play on film?
One of the most awkward movies(?) I saw in the last 25 years must be Greyhound Attack.
This "movie" is is actually more a stage play which the director tried to get on film on an absolutely shoestring budget!
And I am not exaggerating: the movie budget must have been absolutely TINY.
The budget must have been so ridiculously low that they could not even afford any real or convincing actors, props, costumes or anything else a serious movie requires.
95% of the acting and actions scenes are actually shot against a green screen and are SO obviously fake and off set that it gets totally ridiculous to be honest!
The actual script and dialogs are also beyond anything I've ever seen or heard before.
Skip all the problems related to the budget and you end up with an unbelievably bad attempt in every creative, commercial or technical way possible to create a movie or stage play.
Perhaps somebody else can tell me what this movie actually is: an April' fools joke?
Weapon of Choice (2018)
Absolutely terrible
In this "documentary" several convicted criminals, gang members and weapon fanatics are interviewed in a useless attempt to blame the Glock weapon company for everything that is seemingly wrong in this world.
Yes even Sadam Hoessein carried a Glock; so what???
What does that has to do with the Glock company? He probably drove a Mercedes-Benz as well??
Totally worthless crap documentary which touches several subjects (poverty, gang violence, 2nd amendment) without coming to any conclusions whatsoever except for the fact that Glock is a bad bad company.
Soldier's Girl (2003)
Sad story, worthless movie!!
Although this true story is a sad one about intolerance and hate....I still cannot believe how BAD this movie is!
The characters are from a comic book, no idea where they came from, what their believes or motives are.... We learn nothing about the other soldiers in this movie, almost nothing about the army in general and the men that lead this company.
I cannot believe HOW BAD and WORTHLESS this movie is. If you want to see complete CRAP: don't hesitate and rent this utter sh*t!
Waste of time and money in my opinion. Go and watch a decent movie with real characters and REAL people!!
Thanks!
La meglio gioventù (2003)
Unbelievable
Finally saw La Meglio Gioventù part 2 a couple of days ago. I was already impressed by the first part of the movie, the atmosphere, the characters.....the shots of Italy...the melancholy......
But part 2 was really amazing and almost beyond words in my opinion! I think I NEVER saw a more impressive movie then this one...the story...the dialogs, the actors....I just loved it.
Its an amazing story about 2 brothers in Italy. Not a story about saving the world, spies and other American bullshit. But its a story about real people and daily lives, about sorrow, loss and joy....
6 hours of movie is a lot of hours....but if you're ever in doubt...don't and visit this masterpiece....
And bring a lot of tissues when visiting part 2....it made _me_ cry for sure :P