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Satisfaction (2013)
The Worst Acting and Maybe Worst Show Ever
This show stinks. It's funny that it's called Satisfaction because watching it leaves me totally unsatisfied. Worse than that. Sick to my stomach and angry that I just wasted 30 minutes of my life that feel like six hours that I won't ever get back. Why does Canadian TV always have to suck? It is getting worse. This is even worse than This Hour Has 22 Minutes and Royal Canadian Air Farce and Red Green because at least those shows weren't trying to be hip and cool.
The show is about a couple that live with their almost retarded friend. The actors are so awful it can't even be put into words. The lead couple are attractive enough but it's as if somebody is just broadcasting two cardboard cut outs with a robot voice added in later. They are flat, not likable, not believable, terrible. The friend is worse for the other reason. He acts and delivers his lines way over the top like he's a twelve year old shrieking for attention. Another unbelievable and unlikeable character. It is sad because I've seen him do stand up comedy and he's really very funny (no really!) he just can't act worth spit.
The supporting cast is also terrible. Why does Mark Critch get put on TV? He's got zero talent and he's not funny. They took him from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, gave him a silly moustache and hair combo (I'm sure they laughed for hours and hours about how funny he looked) and he's trying so hard to do some kind of funny accent and failing miserably. The only time I laughed watching this show was when this stiff walked on screen and started talking and I realized it was a real character and not some joke. I'd like to have his stupid jacket though.
The director gets a total fail because the entire unwatchable show is on his or her shoulders. And whoever writes this crap deserves a hard kick in the wang.
Somebody please fix Canadian TV or it will die and it should if these are the shows you're going to make.