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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
Had potential
Better than the 2.9 it currently stands at.
Great idea, it's all about our childhood fairytale characters, with a hills have eyes twist of course.
More really could have been done. The plot was decent, just sketchy and not helped by diabolical acting.
It was a good old fashioned slasher flick to be fair.
I read it was a $100000 budget and filmed over 10 days. The actors must have only got a few grand each and it supposedly grossed $5 million. Not a bad return.....for the money people and for them it was a result.
Maybe entice better actors with a royalties payment, even 1% each for the main cast woulda been a great return.
Bullet Proof (2022)
Ignore the low scores, brill film.
Can't believe all the low ratings. I watched this as fancied a good action film, and action it was, right from the beginning and throughout.
Vinnie Jones was born to be a bad guy, a villain.
The plot's decent, and constant action.
Defo worth a watch.
Can't believe all the low ratings. I watched this as fancied a good action film, and action it was, right from the beginning and throughout.
Vinnie Jones was born to be a bad guy, a villain.
The plot's decent, and constant action.
Defo worth a watch.
Can't believe all the low ratings. I watched this as fancied a good action film, and action it was, right from the beginning and throughout.
Vinnie Jones was born to be a bad guy, a villain.
The plot's decent, and constant action.
Defo worth a watch.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Cheesy and lacking.
Watched the new Jurassic film last night and must say, was quite disappointed. Slow burner, cheesy, nothing new, lacking in action and defo doesn't have the rewatchability of the others.
Same lines, same scenes really. So lacking in plot and ideas. Could have done a lot more.
If you're a fan of the franchise still watch it, just for the "reunion" of all the key cast members, but don't expect to see a singing and dancing box office smash.
Medusa: Queen of the Serpents (2020)
3 is a lie.
Omg, to score 3. Whatever is sooooo misleading.
I thought ha, itll be 1 of them, it's so bad it's good type of films, but, oh no, it was just bad. Soooooo bad!! Do not watch this film.
Red Notice (2021)
Brilliant
Typical of The Rock this is another great fun action family film. Reynolds' one liners perfectly complimenting this and with Gadot looking as stunning as ever.
There's also a wicked twist which for me wasn't expected....although the clues are there if you look for them
Brilliant to watch.
The Toll (2020)
Great suspenseful horror
Bit of a weak ending, IMO, but still great. Moody and intense, oldskool scary.
Good to see dark really was dark.
Low budget at it's best.
And....no token placement.
One of the best films I've seen recently.
A must watch.
The Irregulars (2021)
Timeline not correct.
Obviously science fiction, but if setting in the past, at least get your history right.
Zoo (2015)
Don't watch it, it's incomplete
Just watched a whole series over the last week or so, Zoo, 3 series, 13 episode per series, 45 minutes each, 1620 minutes, 27 hours of my life I wont get back.
The worse thing is, it was like a bad film that you just watch to the end to seek closure as to why it was so bad.......except there was no end!!!
Turns out it didn't have a conclusion as back in 2017 it was cancelled.
So WHY is it still on Netflix?
Next thing they'll be showing half a film.
Well Netflix, guess what, my subscription is also cancelled.
Lady and the Tramp (2019)
More PC rubbish
PC rubbish.. to many token actors to please the minority.
Batwoman (2019)
Really
Why do modern day revamps have to succumb to so called PC??
Extraction (2020)
Needs Subtitles
Just couldn't follow it as when the dialogue was in Induan, quite a lot too, it needed subtitles. Without that it's hard to piece together the action.
Wrinkles the Clown (2019)
75 minutes I'll never get back. DO NOT WATCH IT!
Still not sure, as this was a documentary, whether it's real or fake. Either way, I had searched for a horror film and it's not that. Maybe for a 10 year old.
If it's a true life documentary then why not just show it on tv?
I persisted, expecting a twist, an actual horror, but no, nothing.
DO NOT WATCH IT!!
Watch HAUNT instead.
Ready or Not (2019)
Hammer Horror returns??
Didn't know what to expect from the title when looking for something to watch. Comedy horror. Ok.
Turns out it was a great remake of an earlier hammer house of horror film I think. Might not have been hammer. But worthy, nonetheless. If anyone can help me with the title of the original please. Google draws a blank.
Haunt (2019)
Best horror since the Saw serious.
This is what I'm crying out for in a horror. A film that consumes you, makes you believe you could really be there. Real tension, real conceivable situations, very jumpy, very gory. Nothing is held back. Loved it. Been a while since I've been anxious when turning the lights off and going to bed, so a job well done.
Up there with Eli's hostel trilogy.
Only reason not a higher score is the couple of gaps in the plot, but not enough to ruin the horror of the film.
Can't wait for his next horror.
Midsommar (2019)
So so bad, painful to watch.
So, you and friends are on a holiday, you soon find out you're mixed in a cult where people get sacrificed.... then 1 by 1 your group disappear and you BELIEVE story after story that another of your friends, 'left in the night'.. sorry, you just wouldn't believe that rubbish and you wouldn't hang around.
Angers me to watch such rubbish.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
So so bad
I've only given it 3 as every bad film can't get a 1 surely!!
Granted I'm sat watching a stream right now, but it's clear enough.
I really don't get it. Humans have these "titans" captive and let them out to fight each other and also save over population?
The human "story" ruins it. Let's just have action.
This could have and should have been a lot better. Even the old creature features ones from the 50s? With Godzillas flying kick, were better than this rubbish.
I still love the version, whilst not true to the origin, with Matthew Broderick. At least it was very good characters, and great monster action.
Funny Games (2007)
Confusing mishmash waste of time
Seriously?? I read the plot and was intrigued, then nearly gave up 10 minutes in as was too slow starting....but I persisted out of intrigue. It got better, quite tense, but then started to get too mishmashed, culminating in 1 of the psychos uses a tv remote to literally rewind the film a few minutes then change the movie from that point. Wtf!!! Seriously DO NOT WATCH THIS. Watch American Psycho instead.
Hellboy (2019)
Terrible
Terrible. Didn't expect much from an unknown lead (decent accompanying cast though anything with Milla Jovovich in is usually worth a watch), and then when I saw 5.4 rating on here I was even more dubious. But, tried to read reviews and every one I saw listed was 9 or 10 so couldn't read the bad reviews.
Anyway, persisted, started bad, continued bad, stayed bad. Half way through I gave up and turned it off.
Not a patch on the first 2.
Aquaman (2018)
One for the kids
This is definitely power rangers meets hercules meets avatar or labyrinth, or never ending story or some other bizzare kids film like Willow.
The baddies look like cheap glitzy
toys that your 4 year old would play with.
Dolph Lundgren, tough guy, (he man!!!) has never looked so g.a.y.
Terrible terrible film. Don't even know where I'm getting 4 stars from. Perhaps for Amber Heard looking all Katy Perry....Or the little mermaid?
Skip this one!!!
Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)
Average
NOT A PATCH ON THE ORIGINAL, BUT STAY WITH IT, IF ONLY FOR THE COPIOUS CLE AVAGE CAMERA ANGLES ON DANIELE SAVRE. IT GETS BETTER THOUGH, THE ACTUAL ACTION. BETTER THAN THE 3 STAR RATING ON HERE......ITS MORE OF A REMAKE THAN A SEQUAL. IT'S LIKE JAWS MEETS PIRANHA (DON'T THINK THAT'S A SPOILER).
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)
Can't put Zero or I would
What did I just watch? Reviews on here say it's great, interactive, the viewer is making the decisions. wtf!! None of the above.
It was just repetitive and annoying. To the point I really thought I was going insane. Really.
And yes, I used to read these books, make a decision, turn to page whatever, throw a dice. Then the actual computer versions. But this film was rubbish!!!