Vaxi Reviews

American Horror Stories: Necro (2022) Season 2, Episode 7

Sick, with no meaning? Where are the HORROR stories?

[1/10 · 29 October 2022]

Sick story of necrofiliac. Just sick, without meaning. I used to be a fan of Ryan Murphy, but American Horror Story and Stories has been awful these last seasons. No plot, just something that is sick so some of the fans are happy? But I must ask, what kind of people find episode of necrofiliac "ecxelent story"? Wake up! American Horror Story and Stories have reached their end. There hasn't been good horror in these for a long time. Horror has been replaced with plots of no ending, no answers to the story. Just being sick is not good horror. It's sad, but time to say goodbye is here! Good riddence!

Criminal Minds (2005– )

Why did you have to destroy this great series?

[5/10 · 24 May 2020]

This used to be great series. These days, terribly boring. Poor script, over acting. The new characters are boring. I don't even remember their names. Penelope Garcia has been made an annoying freak. Why are you trying to remake the chemistry of Derek Morgan/Penelope Garcia to Garcia and this CSI geek? The new "beyond borders" agent talks only about his children. Why did this series have to be ruined? The last 5 seasons have been so forced. Thomas Gibson and Shemar Moore were too big losses for the series. Good thing this ended, though 5 seasons too late. And in the end all the agents are smart like Reed. JJ is even a sharpshooter (she was an FBI liaison)

The Oath (2018–2019)

What's with the camera?

[6/10 · 11 April 2020]

Who invented this shaky camera filming? He should be banned from filmmaking for the rest of her/his life. It is horrible and makes me a headache. This would have been so good with descent directing. Now it's awful.

The Outsider (2020)

It would have been a great miniseries, max 5 episodes.

[6/10 · 9 March 2020]

First of all, the story was great. This series had such great potential to be brilliant, addictive and entertaining, but .. What an artistic poop. The story is stretched, situations prolonged. Long music scenes where nothing happens. The series would have been a great 5 episode miniseries. The 10 episodes were absolutely insane to extend the story, which culminated in the final 50 minute episode, where the actual entertainment was 15-20 minutes. 6/10 because this was ok, but not addictive and entertainment what I expeckted seeing the first episode. What a disappointment.

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

Why did they make this?

[1/10 · 13 October 2019]

It was a slow ride, with trailer that wasn't even in the movie. There where no excitement. It was boring. There where no reason to do this movie. Jesse character without Walter White is plain boring. As a Breaking Bad fan I am truly dissapointed.

Krampus (I) (2015)

Anothet movie made in the dark

[4/10 · 25 December 2018]

This could have been a great movie. Most of its "horror scenes" are sadly filmed in dark, so its hard to follow what happens most of the time in the movie. Lot of screaming and yelling, evil laughter and action, but in the dark... What is the point of this kind of film making? You should remake this film. With lights on thank you.

The Snowman (2017)

Movie Trailers have more material than the film?

[1/10 · 25 December 2017]

Film that was hyped before the release with great trailers, where was lots of thrilling scenes, but when I watched the film I was like "who cut this SH**?" There is scene where women runs to a beartrap and this is a deleted scene? WTF? Couple of other scenes in trailers are left from the film. Snowman is shown in the trailers like it's the thrilling thing in this movie and when you watch this, you are left like you've been had? I waited for this and now I'm pissed. It was awful.

Bright (I) (2017)

Why was this movie made?

[2/10 · 25 December 2017]

The question is in the title. Copflic of orcs, elfs, fairies, Will Smith and Lisbeth Salander mixed in a L.A... Racial references keep coming througout the film. So it's kinda like racial melthingpot of fantasyworld. Weak plot, film full of action but that's that. Why was this movie made? Why oh why oh why?

Lethal Weapon (2016–2019)

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

[4/10 · 28 September 2016]

I'm a huge fan of Lethal Weapon movies, so I was excited to see this. For five minutes. When "the new Martin Riggs" appeared. He is trying too much. Mel Gibson portrayed Riggs to the point as a maverick on the loose. This guy is like his jealous little brother who is trying to top the craziness, without really scratching the surface. He tries, poorly. I have been also fan of Damon Wayans action movies, but as Murtaugh... No... The chemistry (which was the point of the Leathel Weapon movies) just isn't there. Why did they put that heart surgery aspect on this? So Murtaugh would be weak? Otherwise Damon Wayans would be too young looking and in good condition to play veteran police? Too cool to be afraid of death? They should have change the character names and series name and just gone with that. Why spoil the name Lethal Weapon? Why?

Point Break (2015)

Horrible Movie

[1/10 · 25 April 2016]

Based on the motion Picture Point Break (1991)? Well yeah, by name and character-names. Every time I heard names like Bodhi on Utah I wanted to hurl. Why was this movie made? It's got a lot of action, but everyone who has seen original Point Break is disgusted by this movie. The group who was robbing banks in the original, "the dead presidents" are Eco warriors in the new movie "freeing" money instead of robbing it. Characters Utah and Bodhi never bond like in the original movie and it makes the whole experience shallow and meaningless. The girl Utah falls in the original, is an mentor and a teacher to Utah, and in the new movie she is just a junkie.

Point Break 2015 should've been a movie called Adrenaline Rush with different character-names. It would have been better picture with names like Jim and Bob than Bodhi and Utah.

Do not make remakes that make no sense please?

Southpaw (2015)

Awful

[1/10 · 9 October 2015]

Kurt Sutter drank a bottle of vodka, watched Rocky 1-6 and wrote this horrible movie? Storyline is ripoff from Rocky 1-6 + couple of buckets of blood Kurt Sutter style. Movie is slow, predictable and boring. I still can't believe it's written by the Great Kurt Sutter (The Shield, SOA) Even the name Southpaw? WTF. Southpaw is a left handed fighter, there were no left handed boxers in this movie. One hit wonder southpaw? Better name? Definitely. Awful Awful, AAAAAAAaaargghh, Awful. Actors are great and Gyllenhaal is in excellent condition, but.. That just isn't enough. Eminems videos from Southpaw Ost are more entertaining than this movie.

Homeland: The Star (2013) Season 3, Episode 12

Homeland should have ended after season 2.

[1/10 · 16 December 2013]

The whole season 3 was boring. They shouldn't have build the series on Damian Lewis's character so tightly for the 1 and 2:nd season if they didn't even wan't to make the third season about him, but were just waiting to wipe him of in some point. Maybe they should have killed him in the end of season 2 and quit while they were ahead. Season 3 was boring and writing was lame. I started to watch this series cause of Damian Lewis, so maybe my opinion is based too much on him and his absence on season 3. If i would have known that he is only in few episodes in the series on season 3, I would have stopped watching in the end of season 2.

Mandy Patinkin was great as always of course, but Claire Daines wasn't worthy of an Emmy for this season on my opinion. First 2 seasons I give 9 stars, for the 3rd season 1 star.