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The Reckoning (2020)
Hooribly maine actress
Broke farmers widow with heavy make up in midevil Europe sure. Sticks out like a flying pig. Does it get dumper sure. She does not ride like women were suposed in that time what would have been a big problem back then. The acting of the lead actress is horrible. She has a stupid look on her face as if she trys do copy zoolander. Her mouth is always open why does they believe that looks abiling do men like that? It is just stuoid and anying. Not as if the acting of the rest was good. So why do i need so many characters and others have not even 10? The actress that played the mother was much better then the maine character, gosh is her acting arduous just hard to watch. The acting is mostly bad, the Dialoge is poorly writen. Bad movie, looks like simeone alse made it not as amazing as the descent.
The Green Knight (2021)
Cringe
Wow the csmars shoots are bad! I to not get why people like the lighting, it is not very good. The landscape is nothing to write home about. Watch the pass to see good landscapeshoots or braveheart. Good lighting watch legend by R. Scott, best forest scene ever, pure magic. The acting is mid, nothing special. I am stuck between the Impression of a gopro or a drone shoot for the conematography it kicks you out of the watching expiriance. The Dialoge us meeh, cringe often.
And why are there short Reviews and i have to write 500 characters?
Is garwain realy on perpose so soul- and lifeless? He has one facial Expression and looks like he sleepwolkes through the story. Why are they are wispering? To they realy believe it make the cringe less cringe? Very predentious not as deep or artful as people like to sell it.
Watch Tiger and dragon or better hero artful movies with beautiful lighting, scenery and a lot of Symbolism. Masterpeace! But not this abomination, people already forgot that it exists.
Teen Wolf (2011)
Alpha bs
Ok. But wtf is the alpha bs about. Wolf to not have alphas, never have never will.
Some scenes are super cringe. IT is enjoyable. Not the most intellectional Show. But the alpha stuff is Horror! Why to they still have this stupid myth in Shows, they feed the aweful mogtow and incel movemant with this idocracy. Actung is ok but not the best in the world.
Could have been better but it has some Charme. The very stereotypic characters are often boring, it is so soupeopera. The Dialoge is meeeereeeh. The romeo and Julia plot is cringeworthy.
The Music is actualy the most of the time great, die a MTV Show it should be.
Star Trek: Prodigy (2021)
Star wars looking star trek
The shiw is good but it looks like star wars. It openes like s star wars Show the cuts the music. It is cring but the Story is not bad. The characters are interessting. But why calling it star trek when it is inspired by star wars only. I hate that every Franchise is the same every monster looks the same. Why not empraste the uniques of a Franchises? Why to they destroy that very unique feel and look of a beloved Franchise to make it the same as all the over populat stuff that already distroyed Aaa-gameing. At leased we got strange new worlds. I hope in the future we get more uniques stuff again but i believe we more likly get more stuff that looks the same.
The Outer Limits: Unnatural Selection (1996)
Toxic weak insecure man gaslights his wife
Toxic man buts his onsecurity as a excuse to cohert bis wife into an illigel unsecure genexperiment.
Gaslights her about, talks down at her.
Sexist mysagonistic plot.
So he has no money no looks but the hot woman married him and lets him treat her like a subhuman. Sure.
The plot about the genetic altered children was better exlpored in gattaka or star trek.
But this toxic relationship realy disgusted me on a deep level. The women and children always has to pay the price for the weakness of men. That is the only massage you can get out of these Stories. A massage as old as storietalling it self.
Howl (2015)
This movie dies not like women
The female characters are the worst writen characters in this movie. And there is every male stereotyp to as a character, the fat one, the coward, the cheating men aka alpha, the machanic, the men that protects his wife, the nice guy our hero.
Why is the male werwolve beefy and the femal ones look and walk like the demons in the amazing tales of the crypt movie demon knight? Wolves are not much different in physic! So why werwolves? And the wolves hunt in packs so why is the male alone? Humans hunt in packs too!
Where has the dog vanished into? And why does the women not care about it?
Where are the axes gone? We see at least 3 and 2 hammers!
What a waste of potential! A better writer would have made a better movie, the concept was good.
If the creature can enter true the roof, why did he just use it at his 3 or 4 atempt?
And what is this akeward kiss in the end? It is sexual assault becouse they never had a romance plot, he thursts at her, she has no interest in him, and the kiss is in the most unromantic misplaces moments, ugh. Strange. To they not know about build up and payoff. How storys are normaly writen. Maybe they are just bad at it.
Halloween (2007)
Soulless, mysagony is zombies bread and butter
This movie is bad. It does not understand Horror, the halloween movies. It is everything else as deep. White trash = bad, wow we learn what rob zombie thinks about poor white people and in particular about women, snd it is not much. He hates poor people and women, that is what this movie is tells us, splendit. A sexist mysagonistic movie. Great. And michael does not speak, he does not get angry, rob is a bad storyteller and it seams a bad Person if he believes in the things he Shows US, aka mysagony, sexism and classism. And he has something against mantel health care, it seams acorting this movie! He Shows women in an degrating way. Agh tue movie is bland and he uses the theme in such a strange way it is anoying, he realy does not understand how do use music in movies effactivliy, one of the things carpenter is a genius at. The acting is not the best ether. The Editing is strange, the mood of the movie is emotional confused. The sexism is so all over this movie, ugh. Disgusting, Zombie hates women, wie he realy hated them.
Near Dark (1987)
Bad
I rewatched the movie After i had seen it about 15 years ago, and boy i forgot why i dislike it back then, i forgot about it completly, so i gave it a second Chance. I hat calab as i did, what an anoying men. Not good. Unlikable characters. The main character is abusive and an idiot, je absolutes her, he does not drive her home, just moks her, whst a Charmer. I wishes him a realy aweful death, but i was let down by the movie once more. The love story is bad. The scene at the bar is stupid and unrealistic. The only good thing is bill paxton. The movie is boring with poorly writen characters. Is the father realy such a bad parant, that his child runs alone at night. How stupid are these guys that they what to kill the family of a new vampire, what did they believe would happen? Bloodtransfusion as a lazy, how much blood has the father. The depiction of women is mostly sexist.
Salem's Lot (1979)
Cringe
If you like creepy vampires watch the strain. If you like a creepy king-vampire watch nightflyr. If you want a good Horror movie watch something else. If you want a good king movie watch pet cametery.
This movie is camp. The bitting is cringe, the flying is cringe, the sexism is cringe, this movie is so outdated it hurts. I bought the DVD now i am so pissed i that i did not buy needful things instat. The teeth look cringe, the acting is cringe. I do not understand how this BS got so maney 10/10 Ratings, cringe. The makeup in fright night was creeper, the this lame make up. Such a disapointment, i expected a good movie, i realy wanted do like this, but it is bad. Nosferatu or the shadow of the vampire would have been much better picks to watch. Sad.
Hereditary (2018)
Overrated
Stupid Story, misuse of Gabriel burns. No intern logic or rules. The plot is artificial not natural, it is based on pure luck, they just had to look in the picturebook that is it, and the cult was ok with the odd. The nuts, never was at a cool teen party with so maney nuts - the ones you can eat-, actualy i never been do a party with a fresh cake with nuts, what party is this? Realy, how stupid. People that like that movie pretend that it is deeper then it is, it is a shallow predentious movie.
The Ritual is much better.
There is a older better scarier, better played art Horror movie - possession with sam neill - he should have gotten an oscar already. There are so maney better Horror movies that are much deeper then this stupid movie.
Till Death (2021)
Why do men write stupid women?
Why carying the dead waight of a man? Break his hand and you are free, why is she not doing this? Why does she follow this abusive mans word? Why? Why does she sleep with him? Why is she not doing the things normal people would do? Why does she touch the gun? Why so stupid? Why? What is this movie? Why does it exist? And it is inpossible for her do wear his shirt! Did she not got a clue that something was wrong. Men should stop writing women, they suck at it, only sexism and unrealistim.
Why does this need do be 600 chatacters? There are Reviews with less words. So why?
That is all i can say. Why?
The Contractor (2022)
The moral of the story.....
Good cinematography, realy good. I dislike the story, i wishes the german Police would have killed or captured these american murders, becouse that is what the team is, a buch of murders, they kill Police man in a forain countrey where they broke in in a Lab and killed people. I like chris pine, but his character is a murdeer, and should end up in jail for killing a sicientist and Police officers. Everything als is a crime and no americans are not above the low, the massage of the movie sucks, you murder people you should be in jail, piriod. They feel not bad about killing Police man, that are in the right, what moraly curupted people are these? They are the criminals, wtf? I root against the main character and his friends. This is what is wrong with us military and politics, they believe they can go in every Country and kill who ever they want, and clame do be the good guys, monsters.
The Wretched (2019)
Good atmosfer, big plotholes
Biggest problems, he does not keep the pictures of the missing kids, he does not call the Police, he does not talk to his father about the missing kids, unbelievable. Without that the movie would be very good.
The Orchard (2020)
Stupid people - lazy movie - good old actors that have there best time gone
The girls are strange, the guys are laughable, stupid Story.
The acting sucks. Thomas jane (seems to not but his best acting in this masterpeace) and young indiana jones (underused) are fun as villians and are best actors in this flick. The parants are ok actors, but the younger actors are aweful. It could habe been so much better. All the scene with the kids is poor cringe. Not much character development ether. If you are a fan of the actors or you want do watch all werewolf flick watch it, for everybody also it is a wast of time.
The Terminal List (2022)
Wtf are all this 10/10 for, we see throught this is Made up, they manipulat the ratings
The Show is not a 10 out of 10 that is review boombing! Is amazon playing them? This are not real Ratings! X- files is one of the best Shows the first games if Thrones sessons, they had not as many 10/10 there realy something wrong if that is now the normal.
Tall Girl (2019)
Stupid
Europe is full of people over 6feet. The magority of men and boys are much tale. I am 6,8 and my sister and 2 getls in my glass are taller, so why are americans so short? There are plandy men that are taller in europe. This movie make a problem out of nothing, so stupid.
The Kissing Booth (2018)
Mysagony the movie
Problematic movie with creepy boys and bad writen Girls. Stereotyping. Bad acting, bad depiction of relationship. Aweful and not funny. Kissing booths are creepy.
Hinterland (2021)
Meeh
Peter perg dies not talk or count with his fingers like a austrian. He sticks out like a foreign body. He is so german hounding, i wonder if he was in germany for a longer time. He is anoying becouse of his unaustrian pronouncing.
Scream (2022)
Sam is aweful
Sam is aweful, bland. The same fake killer Sound is ok the first time and the second, but then it is just lame. Richie is the same character as in the boys. No one helped dewey what bad people, they just watched the fight, they should have died.
Unhinged (2020)
Unbelievable
How stupid can people are? She can not drive do a Police Station? Who in the hell has no passcode for the phone? Solid acting and unfortunatly there are men out there that believe women are acountiblf for there problem and do want do punish them becouse they are never in the wrong in there twisted minds, sexistic assh... disgusting.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
Generic and boring, crinchy
Supersoldiers powers make weak people stronger then strong people. The falcon is stronger that supersoldiers? Why? The wakada women are stronger then a supersoldier? Why? Kali is a a hypocrit, she Kills people becouse they have do give back stuff that belonged to people that were vanished for 5 years, and has no right do the stuff. You unite people by killing and stealing, wow. This Show is crinchy, preachy and feels forced. The rasism plot is forced and crinchy. Falcon is boring as hell, they should give us Blade, not the most generic black superhero you can find. They could have made it so much better, but failt.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Stupid
Extremly stupid Story and characters. Well made, ok acting. Why sending people without training in the future do die? Only the Main guy and his family and friends can save the world, becouse everybody is extremly inkompetent.
WandaVision (2021)
Twisted morals
Wonda gets away with her crimes. What see gave up, says one character at the end, do free the people see enslaved and turtured, what a twisted massage. I liked the Show, till they came with this bad ending, it is so aweful. She is the good guy, realy? Wonda is a villian, snd she should have been treated as one.
No Time to Die (2021)
Worst bond story
Bad writen, very pretictable. Beautiful Cinematocraphy, mostly good acting. No camistry between bond and matlyn. Why does the Kid speak Franchise all the time, why? Bond plays on easy mord with all cheats Codes on, no real dreat, no feelings, how many Shots from a near does he get in the end by safin, 3, 7, and he walked it off. Aweful movie with same good Moments.
Spider-Man: Miles Morales (2020)
Boring, convaluted Story, bad villain
Anoying characters, bad writing and unskippable cutscenes. Gameplay is good. Puzzles boring. Two playthroughs for the platnum was painful, becouse of the reasons above.