mrjdarcher Reviews

Emily in Paris (2020– )

Painful to watch

[1/10 · 9 March 2023]

My partner loves it. It's just trash. People talking with bad French accents and terrible annoying American accents. Can't honestly understand it. Who spends all their life with their work colleagues? Non one.

Trying to be Ally Mcbeal. It's just trash. Will be glad when she's watched it all. I do not want to have to ever see another pointless stupid episode again.

Emily doesn't even speak French. How can on exist in Paris fashion without knowing the language? The French do not ever speak English because they are far too arrogant. It's pretty much pointless, over indulging and greed and lust. Thanks.

The Call (II) (2013)

Halie Berry terrible

[3/10 · 4 June 2022]

Hallie beery plays a call handler who is a complete mess. It's Terrible to watch. A real call handler would stay calm and professional. Also all the other operators would not stop and gather round. I'm sure the true personal behind this story was calm, professional and wasn't a blubbering idiot.

Men (2022)

Disgusting and boring

[1/10 · 2 June 2022]

Such a dull and annoying film. The music keeps repeating. Totally a Covid crap film with limited cast. Once actor playing many characters was just weird. The film was weird and disgusting not scary. The actor who played the husband deserves a razzie! Total over acting, seem a more convincing performance in the primary school nativity.

Don't waste you time. If you really want to see it, wait a few weeks for it to come out on streaming. Absolutely no plot and only stayed to the end because I wanted to know what happened. But nothing really did happen.

Making Fun (2022– )

Great programme but

[9/10 · 12 March 2022]

Great programme but not sure who it is aimed at? Children or Adults. Shame children are not there in person to see it finished. Good time waster. Now just typing to hit 150 characters.

Arctic Void (2022)

Bad title

[1/10 · 15 February 2022]

The original title arctic void or arctic voyage much better than civil twilight. Watch it if you just, but I would waste your time. There is no ending and the story line is very poorly written.

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

So touching

[9/10 · 5 February 2022]

Like many others I thought what's this American kids tv thing about? Thought it would be rubbish, that it was not. If you watch one film this year, make it this one. Don't put off till tomorrow what needs to be done today.

Murderville (2022– )

Watched 5 minutes too much

[1/10 · 4 February 2022]

Just as bad as the uk version. Thought it was going to be good until I found out what it was. It's still playing and not improving. Bad acting and stupid comedy.

After Life (2019–2022)

Gervis is depressing

[1/10 · 18 January 2022]

I find this completely depressing right from the outset. Gervis is constantly looking back at what could have been rather than moving on with his life. There is not joy or spark that comes from knowing someone for years. It is cliche Ricky Gervis, rude, swearing, sarcasm, profanity. Represents the worst scum of the uk society, where is the love? Where is the hope?

He is just lost in despair, no promise of salvation, nothing. What is the point in Gervis' terrible world?

Ant & Dec's Limitless Win (2022– )

Boring

[1/10 · 9 January 2022]

It's politically correct and boring. Ant and dec are not even that funny. It's all so confusing but always the adverts are not too long. I would not waste your time.

Silent Witness: Redemption: Part 1 (2021) Season 24, Episode 1

Poor quality tv

[1/10 · 13 September 2021]

Seems more like a day time tv drama than the high quality drama it used to be from this episodes example.

There was no opening credit, and this stupid keyboard music through out. Just a cheap COVID compliant production. If the quality and standard is not there, why bother producing this dumbed down production.

The acting isn't the best but like a local village production. Let's hope episodes 3 and 4 are better. Disappointing.

The Woman in the Window (2021)

Love it

[10/10 · 15 May 2021]

Very old fashioned type of film, just like Hitchcock. I love these physiological thrillers . Amy Adam's is brilliant and very believable.

Jupiter's Legacy (2021)

Love it

[10/10 · 15 May 2021]

Finally a super hero series were people die. This is a great series but needed 24 episodes. Don't listen to the bad reviews, just marvel and dc fans.

Line of Duty: Episode #6.7 (2021) Season 6, Episode 7

Matthew Dot cotton Rises from the dead

[6/10 · 3 May 2021]

So glad we finally discovered that Matthew aka Di Dot Cotton was not dead, and that Ted was his father. Ted Hastings the ring leader of the OCG. Who saw that coming controlling buckle at every turn and getting away with it Scot free.

So buckle takes the fall for Hastings and Hastings retires. Not the best episode but in blame covid rather than Jed.

WWII in HD (2009)

WW2 Began in 1939!

[5/10 · 15 April 2021]

Ok just pointing out that the Americans were late to the war and rest of the world were officially at war from 1939 to 1945. Many Americans thought from 1939 against the Germans with the RAF and Polish Free Forces. The German regions this began before then with Holocaust. But this program does follow a Austrian Jew.

Great Britain successfully defeated the Germans in the battle of Britain, Had the Americans not got involved, it would have been a stalemate. Britain began to take back Africa, but the suicidal size of Japan was difficult for the British Empire and China to fight., The Germans lost the war against Britain. Britain only required USSR and America's help with Europe and Asia. It was a world war and everyone did their part, without the other nations it would have been a longer war.,

Bliss (I) (2021)

Loved it

[10/10 · 2 March 2021]

I was not sure what was real and what was fake. Worth watching a few times to comprehend what it is all about. Similar to limitless.

Cannot understand IMDB ratings, some trash can get 8.5 and this is 5.5. This deserves a 8/10

WandaVision: Don't Touch That Dial (2021) Season 1, Episode 2

Boring

[1/10 · 2 March 2021]

So boring with stupid canned laughter! Got to be the worst new series i've seen. Not laughed once.

WandaVision: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (2021) Season 1, Episode 1

Really?

[1/10 · 2 March 2021]

What a load of trash? Boring unfunny reproduction 1960's TV. It must improve so far episode 1 0/10!

I Care a Lot (2020)

Black Mirror

[8/10 · 21 February 2021]

Ok firstly its a pro feminist clap trap. Female led cast very feminist lgb biast.

Hated that she didn't get justice. I was hoping for someone like Saul Goodman to come in destroy her, the judge and everyone and send her to jail.

I cheered when she was shot! Personally could see a sequel with Saul Goodman and the Cartel destroying these evil low life who do in fact do this for real.

The Man from Earth (2007)

Just don't get the other reviews. 1/100

[1/10 · 1 February 2021]

I am well connected with the Christian community. Unfortunately most of their film are terrible due to budget script and trying to be deep and thought provoking. But to be honest if a terrible film was made and just the fact it is supposedly Christian would get thousands of fake or overly generous reviews.

It's a Sin (2021)

Eye opening

[9/10 · 23 January 2021]

I watched this and was shocked at how brothers, sons were treaded in the 80's and 90's for being ill.

The writing and screen play was brilliant. This can be a little graphic, but that paints a picture. Doesn't matter what you believe or think, everyone deserves love.

This is the type of thing we should have seen at school rather than Philadelphia. Time to accept and love one another.

The Expanse: Dulcinea (2015) Season 1, Episode 1

CGI AND SEX

[4/10 · 22 January 2021]

Just lots of CGI, sex, topless men, and that's about it so far, and a man who looses a arm.

What is the story? Why are they there? What are they doing? What is the point and purpose? Why are The UN torturing individuals?

Skips from out of space to a city somewhere and back. And just like that there is a rescue mission. Would have made more sense to focus just one one group of people in one episode.

Do you find this review confusing? The episode is just as confusing, unsure if i'll bother with episode 2, but the cliff hanger is asking me to continue. Like other reviews this could be fantastic.

15min in 1 star 30min in 2 star 40mins in 5 stars

Last 3 minutes 8/10.

Disenchantment: Steamland Confidential (2021) Season 3, Episode 4

Richard Ayoade

[8/10 · 18 January 2021]

The episode as a whole is watchable. But Richard Ayoade's character comes across as an actor just reading a script rather than acting.

Future Man: The Last Horchata (2019) Season 2, Episode 8

It is a sci-fi not a musical!

[5/10 · 18 January 2021]

Why why why, do producers have to mess with a good format. Musicals are a completely different genre, so are rom-coms. And what is with all Tiger's extra makeup looking like a tramp.

Anyone else find the boy from the Sixth sense annoying? And why has Wolf just screwed other his friends at a moment's notice?

So many questions so little answers!

Songbird (II) (2020)

Loved it

[10/10 · 15 January 2021]

This film has a good storyline and it is interesting to watch. Enjoy the suspense and a bit of romance as well as being drama. Really don't take too much notice of the low reviews, this definitely deserves a 7 1/2. But want to score it 10 because I thoroughly enjoyed watching it.

The Flash: Duet (2017) Season 3, Episode 17

pointless episode

[1/10 · 2 January 2021]

Just skip this episode. It's just a glee episode and not the flash