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Fa yeung nin wah (2000)
How did this film make it into top 250 ?
Plot is boring,characters are boring,soundtrack is boring,language that hey speak is boring,hairstyles are boring....
I really can not understand why would anybody that is not cast members' family or friend rate this with 3 or more stars ?
Prospect (2018)
There is no such thing as low budget sci-fi movie
The wealth in this world is not evenly spread,some people have lots of it and others not so much. The number 1 thing that you should not do if you do not have the money is YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE A LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE.
Sci-Fi is a genre that requires
1. Special effects
2. More than 2 actors that can play their role
3. A plot that is not shallow
4. Props that don't look like they date from early 20th century.
5. Scenography that looks somehow like it was shot in space.
None of those things can be achived without some serious cash,Christopher Caldwell and Zeek Earl I hope you are taking notes.
You can make low budget horror/thriller/drama/comedy/romance/action/mystery and they can work out great,but low budget Sci-Fi is something that can not be done properly,so guys I suggest you to just skip this movie.
Rain (2020)
Bad movie but not a trash
Although the name of the movie is Rain it is actually Estonian movie,but the quality is Chinese. The movie is about 12 yo boy Ats who's brother returns but we don't know from where nor why. There aren't lots of dialogs in the movie,there are some scenes where 3 people eat but nobody is talking anything. The brother Rain likes to smoke cigars and play drums but other than that there isn't much information about him. The plot seems absolutley random,like the director had no clue what he was doing.
All in all,this was huge waste of time and I would rate this 3/10.
Everybody Hates Chris (2005)
Nothing special
The show is about african-american family that consists of mother,father,2 sons and a daughter. The main character is Chris who is around 12 years old in the first episode. In my opinion the show is emphasising too much on things such as racism,poverty and school bullying,also there were couple of morbid scenes that really don't fit in childish comedy. Throughout all of the 4 seasons there is a bullie called Joey Caruso who is constantly bullying Chris,but Chirs never stood up for himself. When he used to saw Caruso ,he always standed and waited for Caruso to punch him,which I do not find funny.
I liked Chris' familly,they were nice and they have always stood together. In the whole show here were 2-3 jokes where I laughed really and I think they should have focused more on humor and less on topics suchs as racism,poverty,bullying and hysteria of Chris' mother. Without those flaws I think the show would get a 6 from me.
All in all i would classify Everybody Hates Chris as "nothing special" and rate it 5.5/10.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
Two words - "not funny"
I watched only the first season,and the show wasn't funny at all,there are a lot of scenes where the actors are trying to be funny,but it is executed badly in my opinion. The plot and the characters aren't interesting and although the humor is "light" and easy to understand I didn't find it funny at all. Also the humor in most of the scenes seemed forced,it didn't seem natural and spontanious.
All in all I would classify this show as "barley watchable" and rate it 5/10.
I would rather watch this show than lay down and stare at the ceiling,but nothing more.
Two and a Half Men (2003)
Nothing speical
CHARLIE : The whole concept of Charlie being some kind of a pick up artist makes no sense at all,he is pretty old (38 in first episode),he is slightly below average looking for his age,he dresses cheap,and he doesn't have charisma for picking up chicks.Barney Stinson is 1000x better character in every way,he is much better looking,he is in late tewnties,he is dressing nicely and his charisma for picking up chicks and his charisma in general are waaaaay better.
Charlie is being mean to his younger brother,he is talking down to him and he is making fun of him,while he is just slightly less louser than him.That is like basketball player who scored 3 points makes fun of another player in his team who has scored 2 points.The whole show he is behaving like some lazy working class guy,but he is acctualy rich and can afford prostitutes that cost 2000 dollars per night.Another nonsense.
JAKE : Jake is really funny and cute in first two or three seasons.When he started going to high school he started behaving like typical jackass teenager who will end up working in McDonalds.
BERTA : She is a typical 55-ish year old fat suburban woman that works as a maid.Her jokes are on point for this kind of a show and her character doesn't have any fllows.In fact,I think she is the best written character in the show.
ALAN : He is more educated and works more than Charlie but yet he has less money,.He is pretty clumsy but he gets laid pretty often with girls that are younger and much prettier than him.
There is no character development in the whole show,except for Jake.
I would classify humor in this show as "childish",but on contrary the humor in HIMYM I would classify as "adaultish"
By my standards this is an average show 6/10. (Seasons 1-8)
I watched the first two episodes of season 9,and I would rather watch paint dry than continue.
The Kissing Booth 2 (2020)
Just another teen movie
TLDR : This movie is a huge cliche.The relationships between all characters go from love to hate and back.At the end everybody ends up happy.
Do not watch it if you are above 18,otherwise it is a decent movie.
Feel the Beat (2020)
Nothing special
I really dont like the style of main actress,she is way too cocky at the start of the movie.She behaves and dresses like spolied superstar but she is just another Brodway failure.Everybody praises her like she is some kind of local super hero,and she is being mean to everybody in her hometown.It is classical "from zero to hero" type of movie where they start as a really clumsy dancing team and they end up winning state competition.I really like the set design and dancing in the movie.Plot is well made for kids under the age of 15,but for me it is Ok-ish.
It is in a middle between average and decent movie,I rate it 6.5/10 .
Max Rose (2013)
A decent movie
Although the movie is 79 minutes long,the plot is still kinda slow and there are many irrelevant scenes.Storyline and flashbacks that include Max Rose and his wife are nice but they are not brethtaking.All in all I would rate it 6.5/10 .
Gisaengchung (2019)
IMDB raters,you did it once again !
TLDR : Worst movie I have ever seen,without a dobut.
Plot:There is a poor and a rich family.The poor family lives in a small apratment somewhere outside of the city,while the rich family lives in a big mansion.The son in the poor family somehow becomes a teacher of the daughter of the rich family,although he is uneducated and not qualified for that job.That simply makes no sense to me.Then he gets the job for his sister,who becomes a psychologist for the rich's family young son,while also not being qualified for the job,and he presents her as Jessica who used to study in America,and not as his sister.The movie becomes pretty predicatble and naive at this point,everybody can realise that they will eventualy get jobs for both their parents and that their goal is to kick the rich family from the house,which is really shallow plot if you ask me.
Then the daughter of the poor family leaves her underwear in the car,what makes the father of the rich family fire the driver,and you guessed it-he hires the father of the poor family as a new driver,although he doesnt have any recommentadions(i don't count fake recommendations here)
And then the poor family founds out that the maid is alergic to peaches,and they get her sick.As a big surprise,the mother of the poor family becomes a new maid.
What a deep movie so far !
As very smart criminals they let the old maid get into the house,and she visits her housban in the basement where he has been living for four years,Yes you have read it correctly,he has been living in the rich's family basement for four years without anybody noticing it.Then the poor family and old maid & her housband get into a fight,instead of cooperating thogether,in order to steal as much money as they can.
At this point I asked myself,can it get more shallow than this ?
Then there is 50-ish minutes of them fighting and hiding in the house without rich family noiticing that they are there.And finally the husband of the old maid(who is btw. insane,what is disgusting) comes out of the basement and tries to kill people,what is very badly acted.
REWIEV:The plot is so shallow,predictable and stupid.Rich family is fireing their employers without any real evidence of them doing something wrong,but just because poor's family members told them so.And then they are employing the rest of the poor family memebrs(mom and dad) without them having any job experience nor recommendations.
I understand that the poor family members are suposed to be the villains here,but they r not "interesting vallians" like president Snow in The Hunger Games,or Darth Vader in Star Wars or Joker. in Batman seriesThey are not vallians,they are just parasites.They are not even "smart criminals" but rather stupid ones like burglars in Home Alone.
First 30 minutes of the movie were OK-ish and i would rate them 6/10 ,but after that it gets super predictable and shallow.There is also a guy in the basement who is pressing the switch with his head which is really,really disgusting.
I wish there is option to rate this movie 0/10 and turn back time so i can not watch this movie and live my life for extra 2 hours in total.
This is one of those movies that makes me want to live the Earth and find a new planet to live.In my opinion,how this movie has 8.6 rating and has won Oscar is bigger mysteria than how the univers was created.
I am so disgusted by this movie that even though I made my imdb account back in 2013,I decided to write my first rewiev.