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Malignant (2021)
What a Doozey!
This could have "easily" been produced but Asylum Pictures. The "concept" was interesting, but I've seen better acting from a plank of wood and a tin can. Now, I am sure the "actors" were trying their best, however, the director (who I am no fan of) is entirely pretentious for his own good. The score was horrible. The editing was "artsy" at best. If your young and inexperienced, I would recommend this film, only to learn what not to do.
Midsommar (2019)
Boring
I'd love to know what drugs the filmmakers were on, or help, what drugs the fans were on. This movie is not only boring, but has no plot. If you do drugs, God bless you, but artsy for the sake of being artsy is not ART!! This movie is awful!
Grizzly Rage (2007)
Go Bear!!
I only have this a 2, for the stellar performance of the Bear. This movie was awful. I'm sure the actors are nice people, but dear Lord. I kinda liked the soundtrack, but beyond that and the Bear, ugh. Maybe watch it with some drunk friends and talk smack or how to "actually" survive their stupid situation, but otherwise, don't waste your time.
Child's Play (2019)
Surprisingly good.
I was surprisingly entertained by this "updated" story. This was a sensible way to modernize the characters while keeping the heart of the original.
Petrified (2006)
Horrific Comedy, hilarious horror!
Since I already had an idea what to expect, I went in with an open mind. I hate the idea of giving this company money to eatch this, but I didnt, so no loss. I havent laughed this hard at even a comedy, but dont pass this film up. I use film loosely. Best enjoyed with large amounts of whiskey and an innocent bystander. I gave it a 10, cause this is by far, and that is saying something, the worst (in an almost good way) movie I've ever seen. Please watch. Good luck.