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Infinity Pool (2023)
Depressing and indulgent
I don't understand why anyone would feel the need to make this film. Let a lone invest in making this film. It's not arty (which I think it's trying to be), it's not ground breaking (it's been seen and done before), it pretty boring and if you stick with it, you are rewarded with nothing for your time. Absolutely nothing.
I cannot believe that Skarsgard actually produced it and playing the main character. It was embarrassing to watch most of his scenes. He looked like he was in acting school trying to find the emotion. Goth is now getting boring. It's always the same character but a different accent.
Don't waste your time.
Robbie Williams (2023)
Just amazing - vulnerable - truthful
This was not what I expected. I'm not a fan of Robbie Williams, never have been but this documentary blew my mind. I never imagined 1) he was that intelligent or articulate 2) had a heart 3) cared. I never realised about the press (maybe that is why I didn't like him myself) who knows! I always thought he was an arrogant yob. I feel bad. I am the same age as Robbie, so this was a trip down memory land too. I grew up with him. I wasn't going to watch this documentary but I am so pleased and humbled that I did. It's a show all and I hope he gets some peace from this. It is fr better than the beckham and Prince Harry documentaries. It's a bravo from me. Watch it. Especially if you are from the UK. Robbie, I'm sorry i didn't believe. I wish you all the best.
The Idol (2023)
I lasted 10 minutes
What utter rubbish. Honestly, a stupid little girl with entourage of people all pretending to be woody Allen, treating this pointless person like she's the b****y president having to make a decision weather to bomb Afghanistan. Honestly, just watch tick tick to see another skinny celebrity who thinks the only important job in life is to be skinny, naked and pout like a trout. And why are they making her look like Kate moss, that's a sick joke. And why do her entourage all look like they look at the white house. If it had been a comedy taking the absolute Micky out of this type of celebrity it would be a good message to hammer home.
An American portrait of the another pointless celebrity. Lily if only you had a brain!!!!! Or a better manager. But that's not your fault.
I Don't Like Mondays (2006)
Amazon are criminals
They have this listed as a 2021 movies and it's over 15 years old. How dare they not be honest. This is unacceptable. I find movie after movies with release dates that are over 10 years out. Nasty awful people. Space should swallow them up.
Horizon Line (2020)
Worse acting ever
Allison Williams has to be the worse actor I have ever seen. This is ridiculous. I don't know how many planes you've found yourself flying (without any knowledge) but I'm pretty sure your face would change and you'd be at least a bit scared. Most of the time she looks like she's about to laugh or she's afraid she might not look pretty. I feel she's trained herself to only loom pretty on film that her repertoire of facial expressions just does not exist. Maybe it could have been thrilling but it's not because she's in it. She really needs to go to acting school.
Away (2020)
Oh dear
Very sweet but so OTT about absolutely nothing. High drama for the most ridiculous scenes. It's as if it's taking the mickey out of Itself. Maybe it is. Not sure how Hilary Swank acted these scenes without laughing (or maybe she's just counting her dollar bills instead).
Blackbird (2019)
Hard to watch
I found the film extremely depressing. I'm not sure what the film is trying to say. It's a beautiful location with amazing actors but the storyline is just too depressing.