Once again a Zelda game in name only. The big hype was there would be dungeons, ONCE AGAIN DEVELOPERS GOING IN AND FLIPPING SWITCHES IS NOT A DUNGEON! They also said this game was going to be dark, it wasn't. Totally destroyed Skyward Sword, with one game, I kept waiting for Skyloft to appear given how they kept emphasizing the sky islands, or a connection to Skyward Sword, nope. They even burnt Skyward Sword to the ground, plus all the other Zelda games with this game. I was so disappointed playing this. I've been playing The Legend of Zelda since 1986 and knowing there will never be another Legend of Zelda like I grew up playing is depressing, the legend of Zelda died with A Link Between worlds. RIP.
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15 Reviews
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
(2023 Video Game)
Once again like BOTW , Zelda in name only.
30 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Disney Dreamlight Valley
(2022 Video Game)
If you're a guy good luck getting clothes.
13 March 2023
One of the main gripes I have about this game is that there isn't enough clothes for men. In the rewards sections of the quests, all the rewards are women's clothing. EVERY. SINGLE. REWARD. In the shops you guessed it, womens clothing. Oh sure there are mens clothes but only suits and overalls. THAT'S IT.
Secondly if you're looking for Classic Disney, and I mean NON CGI, you have Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy and Merlin. That's it. Anyone born before 1988 will have no one they grew up with in the game, and that's the main plot of the game, that you grew up and forgot these people. And they're adding new characters from NEW movies. How have you forgotten these people?! I was excited to see characters from my childhood in the game when I bought it, and clothes for male MC, I'm done.
Secondly if you're looking for Classic Disney, and I mean NON CGI, you have Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy and Merlin. That's it. Anyone born before 1988 will have no one they grew up with in the game, and that's the main plot of the game, that you grew up and forgot these people. And they're adding new characters from NEW movies. How have you forgotten these people?! I was excited to see characters from my childhood in the game when I bought it, and clothes for male MC, I'm done.
Hocus Pocus 2
(2022)
Lacking the magic of the orginal.
30 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I just got done watching this, and although I loved seeing the Sanderson sisters back, it lacked something; I don't know what it was. Maybe if they had brought back the original cast it would have been better, but this ... No. It felt like a bad fever dream.
The three girls have zero chemistry together and that ending, what was up with that? I like the witches sort of had a reason for doing what they did, but... it was a serious disappointment.
If they make a sequel to this, and I hope they do so I can forget THIS movie, I hope they bring on a writer who is good. I enjoyed the witches, the rest of it was blah.
The three girls have zero chemistry together and that ending, what was up with that? I like the witches sort of had a reason for doing what they did, but... it was a serious disappointment.
If they make a sequel to this, and I hope they do so I can forget THIS movie, I hope they bring on a writer who is good. I enjoyed the witches, the rest of it was blah.
Final Fantasy VII Remake
(2020 Video Game)
Game is awesome, voices suck!
17 June 2022
The game itself is pretty good, the english voices though oh dear god. Cloud is ok, so is Barrett but the voice of Aerith ... I want to kill her myself no need for Sephiroth. Her voice is so grating, It's like nails on a chalkboard.
Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock
(2022– )
Fraggle Rock fever dream.
30 January 2022
This literally looks like something out of one of the many dreams I've had about Fraggle Rock over the years. The brain tries to come up with something new and it just runs with it. The voices are all off, EXCEPT Boober , Red and Uncle Matt. They could have CONTINUED the series without rebooting it. Can we talk about Pa Gorg for a second? He's just downright mean. He was NEVER that mean in the original.
Makes no sense AT ALL.
21 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This episode has been bugging me since I was a kid. It felt like one of the weird dreams I have sometimes. From beginning to end it makes NO SENSE. Was the kid dead? Unborn? In the afterlife? We will never know. I love all the rest of the episodes but this one is a pass.
Boyfriend Dungeon
(2021 Video Game)
The title says BOYFRIEND Dungon... why are there girls?
19 September 2021
So I played this for free on gamepass... why are there women? BOYFRIEND = guys ... Boy = man ... correct? Unless I'm confused, and one of the options is a cat? I was like hooray gay game... nope. Hard pass. Next time put more guys in a game called BOYFRIEND.
Like a bad fever dream.
19 December 2019
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
(2019 Video Game)
I hate Links voice
10 November 2019
There should be an option to turn it off it is so annoying, who decided that was a good voice for Link?! I don't like the blurriness to the screen, it gives me a headache there should be an option to turn that off to, other than that it's a solid remake
Star Trek: Insurrection
(1998)
My favorite TNG movie.
26 October 2019
I went crazy for years trying to find this as I thought it was an episode of the tv series, and that's not bad at all. I can't explain WHY I like it, I just do. Maybe I like it because it does seem like an extended episode of the tv show. My advice just pretend it is. Don't look at it as a movie.
Mary Poppins Returns
(2018)
Not Julie Andrews but DEFINITELY Mary Poppins!
9 July 2019
I don't understand the bad reviews. I went into this wanting to hate it just because she wasn't Julie Andrews; but it does not matter because she's her own Mary Poppins and you soon forget your watching another Mary; whom by the way is more like she is in the books. I was smiling ear to ear at parts of this movie, and yes even crying. It needed to be longer, it felt too short. It's sad because I think all the bad reviews are from adults who truly grew up, I think you all need to find a balloon of your own.
Doctor Who
(2005–2022)
Not my Doctor, Not my TARDIS
12 March 2019
I tried really I did it this isn't Doctor Who, The TARDIS looks like some high school put together a bad TARDIS set, she dosn't even act like the Doctor... please... just let her regenerate and have Doctor Who the way it was before... it's such a letdown.
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