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Skinamarink (2022)
The Biggest Pile of Nothing that ever Dared Call Itself a Movie
Are you afraid of ceilings? How about walls? Have you ever found a doorway to be terrifying? How about a ceiling at a sideways angle? This "movie" was the biggest bunch of nothing imaginable. When I saw there was 30 minutes left I was hoping the credits would be 29 and a half minutes long. Mind numbingly dull. I gave it 2 stars because at least there's hardly any acting at all and some of the scenes of a wall in the dark felt creepy. But seriously. If you think Public Domain Cartoons from the 1930s are spooky in the dark, you'll love it. It's an hour and 40 minutes of nothing that left me angry I even watched it. This was a "viral" horror movie I was pretty excited to see. I've never been so wrong.
Coming 2 America (2021)
It was fine.
I can't imagine anyone watching this twice, but it was an enjoyable 90 some odd minutes on a Sunday night.
Âya to majo (2020)
The Worst Ghibli Movie
I like many was skeptical of the use of CGI. Let me tell you, it's bad. Looks like a mobile game. And yet that is the least of this movie's problems. There really isn't much of a plot to spoil. It's boring. It goes nowhere. It ends super suddenly as if they just stopped caring. The movie has lots of the Ghibli hallmarks: witches, close up food shots, spunky little girl protagonist, a black cat, and so on, but it feels more like a rip off of a Ghibli movie done by somebody who watched half of Kiki's Delivery Service. Extremely skippable and only memorable for how disappointed you'll feel by the end of it.