This movie was sooooooooo derivative and such a piece of junk. Is there ANYONE who saw this movie and didn't see the Eddie Thomas angle coming? I can buy that its a comedy but since when do people of the opposite sex get strip searched in the same room..all just to pay off a mildly funny joke. If I had to watch her cry and flail about one more time I don't know what I would have done. Turn it off maybe. I watched it simply for the razzie wins and it was deserving of all it received. A hooker suddenly singing for no reason? A nearly complete Sum 41 music video...the coincidence of the pawn shop dealer and Eddie Thomas's guitar..it was just so very awful...Jesus. Jenny Mcarthy..please stop...please?
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Toolbox Murders
(2004)
Hooper needs to retire
24 March 2005
Never has there been more compelling evidence that Spielberg had a major hand in the production of POLTERGEIST. Aside from the TV version of Salem's lot and obviously TCM Hooper has lost whatever touch he may have had. I never thought he could outdo himself in terms of sheer crappiness after THE MANGLER but he has with THE TOOLBOX MURDERS. Poorly acted, poorly lit, poorly directed and uneven in tone Hooper has managed to actually get WORSE at his job over the past 30 some odd years. I know some people will slam me for daring to criticize him but come on..direct to video release at this point in his career? He's just not good. That being said, Sheri Moon is sexy as all get out.
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