Madame Web is one of the most amateurish films made that I have witnessed in recent memory. I mean I am very embarrassed for all that were involved with this film from the Director, Studio Heads, and actors. This movie was shot very poorly with very bad dialogue and script. I can't even say I enjoyed one scene at least because I didn't. I kept checking my watch to see how much time I lost watching this movie. The actresses and actors here are good in other films just not in this. This Marvel character should have never been given a solo film but instead I feel should have been included a little in maybe the next Spider-Man film. Our lead characters don't even get to wear any of their Superhero costumes here but instead is shown in a quick action sequence at beginning and ending of film. I also hated the fact that they created a little backstory here with Peter Parker's uncle and mom. Sony what are you doing?! Just concentrate on more Spider-Man films and not films like this one. Utterly embarrassing! Madame Wen gets the lowest score possible with 1 star out of 10. Yes! It's that bad trust me.
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Mad Max: Fury Road
(2015)
What a lovely film! The best action movie ever!
19 May 2024
Mad Max: Fury Road is the the continuation of George Millers epic action franchise that he created all those years back with Mel Gibson. This time around we have Tom Hardy filling in the shoes as Max. If you are unfamiliar with the Mad Max movie I suggest you watch them in order before seeing this one. The movie is a wasteland tale of people fighting over fuel and most importantly water. There is more to the story but I won't go into spoilers here. Tom Hard knocks it out of the park as Max really digs deep into the characters soul. You may discover that Max does not have many dialogue scenes here and that is due to design by the mastermind creator George Miller. The action practical set pieces are stunning and nothing like you will see in other overly done CGI films. Charlize Theron as Furiosa is one of my favorite characters here because she plays it so well but also because there is more story here about the character then meets the eye. I can't wait to find out more backstory for Furiosa. The vehicle chase/action set pieces are a breath of fresh air especially after getting year after year of Fast and Furious films with computer generated action. With Mad Max: Fury Road you think you're out on the road with our heroes as they are chased by the bad guys. The climax action scene is one of my favorite action set pieces in last 30 years. The timing, the pacing, the score, and the visuals are amazing and top notch. Mad Max: Fury Road is a movie that you will want to see again and again! This movie gets a perfect 10 out of 10 from me!
CB4
(1993)
A raunchy laugh out loud comedy!
19 May 2024
CB4 is one of the comedies from the early 90s that really was raunchy and had some good punchlines. Chris Rock and Charlie Murphy really get to show their comedic chops here and will make you laugh in almost every scene. Now a lot of what you are going to see on screen here is very stereotypical but it was meant that way. CB4 is basically the comedy spoof of the N. W. A. Hip Hop group of the late 80's/early 90's. If you are into Rap/Hip Hop music from that era this makes the watch even better. If you don't you still will be able to enjoy this film. They just don't make comedies like this anymore like they used to. CB4 is a funny movie that while mostly shallow in the plot department is still a fun time. CB4 gets a nice 6 stars out of 10.
Outlaw Johnny Black
(2023)
An Entertaining Watch That You Shouldn't Take Seriously!
19 May 2024
Outlaw Johnny Black starring and directed by Michael Jai White is a movie that I enjoyed but was forgettable. In the nearly 2 hours I had a good time in this Western Film but didn't necessarily take it seriously as it was intended this way. Michael Jai White who is known for his martial arts skills and action movies that go straight to DVD does very well here in double duty in front and behind the camera. I wish Hollywood would allow more films like this to be released. The Film Industry needs more of this! If you like Westerns and enjoy a good vengeance tell then look no further then this. Outlaw Johnny Black gets a decent 6 stars out of 10 from me.
The Iron Claw
(2023)
A Very Emotional Powerful Film
13 May 2024
The Iron Claw is a very emotional watch about one of the most popular families in all of Wrestling. This is a true life tale of the Von Erich family which is both powerful and also a tale of tragedy. You don't have to be a fan of the WWE or Wrestling to enjoy this film. Zac Efron gives a performance of a lifetime and it's really a shame he was not nominated for Best Actor in 2024 Oscars. Jeremy Allen White also gives a great performance in this movie. The wrestling scenes are great to watch but the acting in non wrestling scenes is what you came to see here. I was unaware of the Von Erich family prior to watching this movie and had to look them up afterwards to get more information on them. I will say because of what goes down in this film it will be hard to have repeat viewings of this but overall this was a wonderful film. The Iron Claw gets a very high 9 stars out of 10.
3 Body Problem
(2024– )
A Promising Start with Season 1!
12 May 2024
Season 1 of 3 Body Problem is a bold and original series unlike anything else you have seen before. From the creative writers Game of Thrones and True Blood comes another exciting series. Now the 1st season is far from perfect but does have it's moments of awesomeness and promises a very bright future. Now this is a series where there is a lot of time jumping back and forth which also requires the viewer to really pay attention to what is going on. The special effects in this series is massive and high budget movie like. I'm really looking forward to upcoming seasons and see where we go from here after a successful 1st season. 3 Body Problem gets a solid 8 stars out of 10.
This was not good at all!
12 May 2024
The American Society of Magical Negroes was not a good film by any means necessary. The plot was absolutely all over the place and the casting was not good. I wanted to enjoy this film so much because I when I had first heard about it I thought it was going to be original. I could not have been completely more off base here. Just thinking about the film now I can't see really any redeemable qualities here. I can now see why this movie was pulled early from theaters and put on streaming. Trust me there are a lot more better films out there and this is not one of them. The American Society of Magical Negroes gets a very low 2 stars out of 10.
Unfrosted
(2024)
A Comedy Film That Is Unfunny!
8 May 2024
Jerry Seinfeld is in his directorial debut here with Unfrosted and let's just say...... it's not good at all. The comedy and jokes insult the viewers intelligence. It's very uncreative and feels very rushed together. Now I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld but certainly not a fan of this movie. It's a waste of time, money, and all the great talent in this film. Jerry is still a very funny comedian but he has a complete misfire here. The premise is basically the major cereal brand companies racing against the clock to create a pastry that will be a game changer. This film would have worked so much better as documentary or biopic type film instead of a slapstick comedy. At one point Jerry Seinfeld recreates the insurrection of January 6th within the realm of his film. Unfrosted should have never been made. Unfrosted gets a very low 3 stars out of 10 from me.
Anyone But You
(2023)
A Charming and Funny Romantic Comedy
8 May 2024
Anyone But You brings back the fun, charming, and romantic comedies of the mid to late 90's. Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney have really good organic chemistry here. The supporting cast is a little hit and miss throughout the film. The plot is pretty predictable but still very enjoyable with a lot of laughs. I loved how this film was rated R and the movie pushes those limits. I found myself laughing out loud multiple times. I love to see that Glen Powell gets a chance to lead a film like this. I'm sure more opportunities will come his way after this. If you're looking for a fun good time then check out Anyone But You. Anyone But You gets a solid 7 stars out of 10 from me.
Night Swim
(2024)
An Insult to Horror Movie Genre!
1 May 2024
Night Swim was such a bad idea for a film! The movie is not scary by any means even if you're truly afraid of the water. The movies plot is so ridiculous that I don't even want to waste my time going into the details. Just know it's very bad. The acting is just as bad throughout the entire movie. This is the type of film that should have never received a theatrical release but instead should have been released straight to dvd or TV. What possessed Wyatt Russell to star in this movie is beyond me. This is an insult to movie making and also to the Horror movie genre. Night Swim is a movie that you should certainly pass on. It gets the lowest rating from me with 1 star out of 10.
Miami Vice
(2006)
Not Michael Mann's Greatest Work.
30 April 2024
Miami Vice is not the remake that we needed. Still the 2006 film has some entertaining quality to it with realistic gun shootout scenes. The film is also beautifully shot by Michael Mann but even the positives cannot save this film from the biggest failures like the lack of a compelling story and also the miscast of characters. I love Jamie Foxx, Collin Ferrell, and Noamie Harris but they all seem to be going through the generic motions here. There are a few scenes that stick out to me but that's about it. Everything else is pretty forgettable. Miami Vice might have looked good on paper but not as a remake on the big screen. Miami Vice gets a low 4 stars out of 10.
We could have done without this sequel.
30 April 2024
Rebel Moon-Part Two: The Scargiver is another heavily CGI film with a head scratching plot and overused action scenes. I got to give it to Zack Snyder he is pretty consistent with these type of films, just not in the good kind of consistency. There are scenes in this film that seem to be ripped off straight from Star Wars. Also the multiple slow motion action shots get really tiresome after a while. This movie might have been a little bit more enjoyable if it was edited together better. Now before you start to think I'm a Zack Snyder hater I am not! I have enjoyed some of his previous work like The Watchmen or Dawn of the Dead. I feel like Netflix went all in with this movie franchise from Mr. Snyder and are now probably quickly regretting it. Rebel Moon Part Two is a sequel we did not need but got anyways. Rebel Moon Part Two gets a very low 2 stars out of 10.
Bob Marley: One Love
(2024)
A Solid Film About the Late Great Bob Marley
26 April 2024
Bob Marley: One Love is a straight forward film about the life of the late great musician from Jamaica. Those who are looking for a film that showcases all of Mr. Marley's musical notes might be a little disappointed. This film instead concentrates on the brilliant man and what he was all about. The movie never overstays it's welcome but in some parts can kind of be a little repetitive. Which is a shame because I know there is alot to cover on Mr. Marley and his greatness. Overall I did enjoy this film and did not understand the very mixed reviews that it got. Bob Marley: One Love gets a solid 7 stars out of 10.
Rust and Bone
(2012)
Wonderful Performances Throughout!
22 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Rust and Bone is a very well made film with wonderful performances throughout. Especially from lead actress Marion Cotillard and lead actor Matthias Schoenaerts. Ali (Matthias Schoenaerts), a former boxer and single father, meets Stephanie (Marion Cotillard) when he saves her from a brawl at the nightclub where he works as a bouncer. Their casual acquaintance develops into something much more after Stephanie, who trains killer whales at a marine park, suffers a horrible accident and loses both her legs above the knee. As Stephanie draws on Ali's physical strength, an unexpected courtship slowly comes to life. The relationships that are formed through the duration of this film are a revelation and very complexed. This movie is a very well crafted Drama that will take you one way one minute and then the next somewhere else. Rust And Bone is a very solid film and gets 8 stars out of 10 from me.
Argylle
(2024)
I wanted to like this so bad but couldn't!
22 April 2024
Argylle is the latest film behind the mastermind of The Kingsmen, Kick-Ass, and the wonderful X-Men: First Class film. Sad to say Argylle is a bit of waste of time and money. First the plot is all over the place and the acting is not so good even though the talented cast here. The action is stylized just as other Matthew Vaughn films but it starts to lose it's charm around the middle. This film would have been better off being rated R instead of PG-13 as the film is limited on what it can show. The other weak part of the film is the comedy aspect as it's just not that funny. Argylle was a film I was looking forward to when it was announced it would be released. Then when it came out and I watched it, it was just so disappointing. Argylle gets a low 4 stars out of 10.
The Stranger
(II) (2020)
Quickly loses it's momentum.
16 April 2024
The Stranger starts off with an interesting premise but quickly wears thin as the film progresses. The biggest weak link of the film is the plot is just unbelievable and never truly explains certain events that transpire. Also another huge issue is our lead played by Maika Monroe which she really doesn't have much to do here. Meanwhile Dane DeHaan plays his part very well and is very intense throughout. The film does try and throw a few curveballs but all of them are complete misfires. The starting was memorable and good but the remaining hour or so is uninspired and not good. The Stranger gets a middle of the road 5 stars out of 10.
The Zone of Interest
(2023)
Haunting and Will Stay With You!
15 April 2024
The Zone of Interest is a film that will stick with you long after you are done watching. It's haunting, very well directed, and there are very good performances throughout. Also the sound editor needs to receive huge kudos here due to their tremendous job. I did not know what to expect going into this film but left knowing this would stick with me for a while. Even though you may not see what is happening but just hearing what is happening next door is so painful to witness. Especially when you know what is really happening next door from where our main characters live. The Zone of Interest is a film I could only see one time due to the type of content it has. A well crafted film that gets 8 stars out of 10 from me.
Civil War
(2024)
This film had me on the edge of my seat!
15 April 2024
Civil War is the latest film from visionary director Alex Garland which takes us into the heart of battle. This film will certainly be discussed for the foreseeable future as it handles a USA that is divided/at war with itself. Those who go into this film expecting to see a straight up action war film in it's 1 hour 49 minute runtime will be dissapointed. In fact those who are wanting to see a political divided film will also be divided as the film never once mentions Democrats/Republicans or which Party the President is with. The film instead explorers the importance of the Press during war time/conflict and being in their shows first hand. When I say there are some intense moments in this film that will have you on the edge of your seat, trust me! Kirsten Dunst is fantastic leading this film and so is Cailee Spaeny. The action is loud, realistic, brutal, and gut wrenching. I was so disgusted to see a specific moment transpire in the film and that is what Alex Garland intended for. A24 Studios has another big hit on their hands and possibly their biggest ever. I wish the run time could have been a little longer and characters fleshed out more. Other then that this film is a near perfect film and needs to be seen! Civil War gets a high 9 stars out of 10.
Fallout
(2024– )
One of the greatest video game movie adaptions ever!
14 April 2024
Fallout was such a joy to witness in live action especially being such a huge fan of the game series. What is awesome about Fallout is even if you have never played one entry in the video game series you still will have a blast with this Amazon tv series. It moves at a fast pace with high violence, gore, action, and alot of comedy. It's everything I would have dreamed for in a Fallout tv series and more. What is also very nice is this tv series is not a straight story out of the video game but instead a new story set in the Fallout game universe. I loved how season 1 wrapped up and I'm looking forward to a season 2! Amazon has a huge hit on their hands here. Fallout gets a perfect 10 stars out of 10.
Damsel
(2024)
A Generic Fantasy Film
14 April 2024
Damsel is not raising the bar at in the Fantasy Film genre. Instead what we get is a very generic and predictable fantasy film. Millie Bobby Brown is a very talented actress and has showcased her talents in a lot of great things. This just happens to not be one of them. Watching Millie Bobby Brown here you can tell she is doing this film because she was probably under contract with Netflix. Some of the shooting locations looked pretty cool but the CGI dragon lost it's excitement after a while. Trust me there is a lot more exciting fantasy films out there that do a much better job then this. Damsel gets a low 4 stars out of 10.
An Average Horror Tale
7 April 2024
The Last Voyage of the Demeter is a pretty straight forward horror film that doesn't raise the bar. It's formulaic and straight forward. Dracula terrorizes a whole bunch of sailors on a ship. There are a couple of jump scares here but not as much as I would have liked. Also I am not a fan of the design of Dracula in this film as it's very generic/CGI looking. The saving part here is the acting is very strong for this type of movie. If you are looking for a quick horror movie to turn to that is harmless yet not raising the bar, then check this one out. The Last Voyage of the Demeter gets 6 stars out of 10.
Lisa Frankenstein
(2024)
Creative Yet Very Dull
6 April 2024
Lisa Frankenstein is the feature length Directorial debut from Zelda Williams. There are moments of creativity from this coming of age horror/comedy/drama but for the most part is a very dull and uneven experience. I enjoyed parts of it and wanted to enjoy it so much more. I almost feel this film would have worked better as a straight up horror film rather then a combination of genres. Don't get me wrong I think Zelda Williams has a bright career ahead of her behind the camera. I hope Zelda can build upon this and knock it out of the park in her future films. Lisa Frankenstein gets a so so 5 stars out of 10.
Devil in a Blue Dress
(1995)
A Solid Mystery Noir from the 90's
30 March 2024
Devil In a Blue Dress is pretty interesting film that will keep the viewer invested throughout it's runtime. It even has aged well for it's time. The film stars Denzel Washington who is a past war hero who comes to L. A. to help with finding a missing lady. Soon his character realizes that he has been caught up in a political murder scandal cover up. The film is pretty straight forward and doesn't have much action if you're looking for that. The film does include a lot more plot and dialogue. The film also stars Jennifer Beals, Tom Sizemore, and Don Cheadle. Devil In A Blue Dress gets a solid 7 stars out of 10.
The Book of Clarence
(2023)
Original and Intriguing!
30 March 2024
The Book Of Clarence might not be for everyone. It does reimagine a few things from the Bible and tells it from another point of view. This however might upset some who think this is being a mockery of religion as it's certainly far from that. In fact after watching this if you think it is saying something bad about religion you weren't really paying attention to the film. LaKeith Stanfield does a great job here playing our lead Clarence. The rest of the supporting cast is also terrific as well. Jeymes Samuel is in the Directing chair and he knows the type of film he is trying to make here. Coming off a strong film with The Harder They Fall, Jeymes does another strong job. My only complaint is I wish a little bit more was going on toward the middle of the film as it does start to drag on just a tad. Also the music selection was hit and miss as well. Overall I feel The Book of Clarence is going to become a cult classic when the dust settles. The Book of Clarence gets a solid 8 stars out of 10 from me.
Back on the Strip
(2023)
This was not good!
27 March 2024
Back on the Strip features one of my favorite actors in Weslie Snipes but even his role in this is far from saving it. This latest comedy failed to come up with a compelling story or provide tons of laughs. Instead what we get is something that is flat, forced, and should have never been made. It's a shame as well because Weslie Snipes was in this along with Tiffany Haddish. I only rememberd laughing a couple of times and really wanted to turn it off early but I powered through. I really wish Studios would do more oversight on what movies they are green lighting before releasing. Back on the Strip gets a low 3 stars out of 10 from me.
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