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If Beale Street Could Talk (2018)
It's not a good movie.
Not saying it's bad either. It's an average movie, with lukewarm acting and a good story that gets eclipsed by terrible pacing.
I must have counted at least 5 scenes where all that happens is slow dancing or camera movements to jazz music. Somebody wanted to get artsy and ended up splashing their ego all over what could have been a good film.
Don't waste your time.
Unacknowledged (2017)
Fun for a while if you pretend you are watching fiction
A very irresponsible mockumentary that can cause catastrophic consequences on the minds of gullible people.
The only reason something like this exists is because creators are not held responsible for the damage they can cause.
Grab a random statement (any random statement) and run it through a fact checking filter and it will test positive for scientific inacuracy and speculation.
Barbecue (2017)
Barbecue takes the backseat
After watching one hour and a half of a barbecue documentary, I don't even feel like eating a barbecue... that's all you need to know. I wasted my time so you won't have to. Thank me later.
Adding more lines as IMDb won't let me submit. This BBQ documentary doesn't even mention countries like Argentina which are clearly recognized as having some of the best meats in the world. It also ends on a high note with pretty bad New Zealand BBQ which, obviously, is where the movie directors are from (biased?.... you bet).
I give this movie 1 star because it's basically a scam: you come in with the idea of taking a world tour through some epic BBQ destinations and instead are welcomed with almost two hours of bizarre ramblings about unrelated topics.
Also, the soundtrack sucks!!
Atrocious (2010)
Annoying characters, bad performances, terrible camera shake
I usually don't write reviews but I wanted to warn anyone that may be planning to watch this movie.
A 5 in this type of movies is not that bad, so I decided to watch it, knowing it wasn't going to be great, but I was in for some cheap thrills.
Truth is, this movie is terrible. The characters are annoying, the only thing they do is shout and freak out and shout, even about their everyday things. The main character is a scumbag...there I said it. It's impossible to empathize with any of these characters.
But they are not the usual level of annoying (for this type of movie), they have take it to the next level. Apparently it was the debut for some of these kids and they needed to let all their emotions out.
No need to mention that the story is bland. That's not so important I guess, since this movies are all about atmosphere and not really intricate plot twists.
The worst part though, is the camera shakes. They tried to make it believable by adding twice the shake (and zoom) as in the usual found footage movies. I don't need to tell you that the results are the worst I have ever seen. It's hard (if not impossible) to know what's going on, at some point I thought this movie was going to give me a seizure.
Conclusion: be warned, don't waste your time, this movie isn't worth 5 minutes of your time even if someone pays you to watch it.