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Nothing Left to Fear (2013)
A total snooze fest
Slash - You are an awesome musician but this movie is terrible! Please stick to music!
I felt like I was watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 but I was the one making fun of the movie.
Every horror movie cliché was present: nonsensical story, really bad acting, characters behaving stupidly, and an lazy, uninspired ending.
The worst thing of all is that it wasn't scary. For the most part it was just plain boring and when I wasn't nodding off I was laughing at the ridiculous behavior of the characters.
I expected so much more.
Small Town Security (2012)
Truly horrible
30 minutes of my life I will never get back.
This is easily one of the dumbest shows I have ever seen. Apparently the characters are real people. I fear for our children's future.
It makes Jersey Shore look like Shakespeare.
It's not even so bad it's good, it's just plain bad.
If anyone is considering watching this show, I would advise you to spend the time banging your head against a brick wall instead.
Or, if you are looking for an insightful look into how 2 single females are coping with the challenges of modern society, watch the latest installment of Jwoww and Snooki.