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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
An awoken Audience
One day I woke and there it was: The Force Awakens. I had gone to sleep with my r2d2 1984 action figure only to find out that somebody stole it. I soon found out that the movie took my collectible item without asking. Looks like Kylo Ren is making a ham sandwich for this. BB-8 steals the show with all of the magnificent lines the droid has. Finn, a stormtrooper who realizes that being a stormtrooper is not what it seems joins forces with Po in order to make Kung Fu Panda 3. Rey is an orphan who finds out she has the force ( But who can her parents bee ??????). Overall, while people call this a remake of episode IV: A New Hope, I believe that it is a REMASTERED version which is way different. Personally, I like A Force Awakenes and hope one day I will get my figure back.
The Good Dinosaur (2015)
Not a spectacular piece of art
In my days at the film academy, I never thought I would see such an atrocious film. The "jokes" - if you can even call them that - are only poop jokes made by the petit offspring spoticus. While the 3x3 pixels made the film watchable, the animation was at times distracting my iris from the plot. This film takes references from "The Lion King" (1994) and creates a sub-illisionary virtual reality of it with characters an eighth as developed and generically sub-par. In a much better film, characters would be fighting against a common enemy, leave conclusions to further the plot, and have cameos made by Stanley Lee. Overall, I would not recommend this cinematic disaster to any homo sapiens on this feeble planet
Big Fat Liar (2002)
Big Bad Movie
Big Fat Liar is pretty much a lie from the start. At the menu screen, you see a girl so you'd think she's the main character, but she's not. So the movie starts up with a 14 year old boy named Jason who lies all the time. He doesn't do his paper so he has to turn it late. Along the way, he meets up with a director who happens to be filming a movie where Urkel is a cop with his partner as a chicken. The kid leaves his paper in the limo of the director and he turns it into a movie. Jason then goes to Hollywood and steals, vandalizes, and lies more in order to learn that lying is wrong. Oh and instead of planning how to get the director to admit he stole the film from Jason, he and the girl have a 2 minute montage on them trying on clothes. They eventually find everyone who hates the director and ruin his career. So remember kids, lie, vandalize, and steal and someday, you too can have a bad movie yourself!