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The Creator (2023)
Looks like one of those amateur movies on youtube from 2005
I remember back in 2006-2012 there were youtube shorts with the same aesthetic. Produced by amateur vfx artitists. This looks very much like that.
The story is a snooze, nothing that hasnt been told at least a thousand times already.
Hollyweird seems to be running out of fresh ideas, even the reboots and sequels of formerly successful franchises dont cut it anymore. It seems that all we are left with now is a final push into the dustbin of entertainment by unimaginative movies like this one.
Lets all hope that the quality of Films will improve again at some point in the future, instead of becoming worse with each new release.
Occhiali neri (2022)
crap movie just like all other argento films
No idea how this old codger thought this story could be remotely interesting.
Some guy kills prostitutes, very original. Then one of the prostitutes turns blind and befriends an asian child whose parents got killed as collateral damage by the killer.
Since argento is a pervert the protagonist is shown nude and without a bra multiple times and shes together with the child all the time so theres definitely undertone of those european lolita movies
all of that perverted demented crap could be forgiven if the movie were at least somewhat suspenseful but dario seems to think all you need is some cringy soundtrack and hi def gore to make a good horror movie. What a mind.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: Pickman's Model (2022)
weak.. very weak
Not a good episode. The pictures are not scary at all and the rest is just tropes that have been beaten to death in hundreds of other movies.
The protagonist actor cannot act, the painter dude i tend to believe more in his role
the finale is laughably bad... its the old "walk up behind person you dont see their face you think everything is normal.. then the person turns around and reveals her bloody grimace"
the cgi was so bad in this scene and the acting, the lines, total b movie crap and not frightening in the least, because it is so silly.
I cannot think of a single scene that i liked. The cinematography was okay and the customes/setting etc was believable
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i dont know who guillermo del toro intends so scare with his cabinet, maybe 8 year olds.
2010 (1984)
Cringy Textbook Propaganda
"politicians dumb, if we all would just listen to le smart science man and have a one world government, we would travel the space and reach the next step of evolution"
LOL
also the weird luciferian angle with the children of the sun and the ending mirroring Gods message to Adam and Eve. What a dumb load of hoakey this is
loling hard @ the braindead buffoons and wannabe intellectuals drooling over the supposed grand meaning of this blatant new age one world government propaganda.
Altered States (1980)
druggie deadhead propaganda
The movie is based on john c lilly who experimented with LSD on animals and children. Timothy leary said he is the "aleister crowley of our day" so make of that what you will.
Dopesick (2021)
fascinating and troubling expose
Think about the real historical events depicted in this series and our current situation. Doesnt take a genius!
One thing that was offputting was the lesbian subplot/sex scenes, i thought they were unnecessary.
Geung see (2013)
so bad its comical
The overuse of slowmotion is painfully cringe. Its a painful attempt to make the characters/monsters look more imposing/stylish/cool something like that but it actually has the opposite effect.
I think they needed to slow it down so much because otherwise the film would have ended much earlier due to the lacking story.
Also it goes to show how whacked out far eastern mysticism is.. they really do such rituals which require crows or dogs blood and in extreme cases human blood. They are literally demon worshippers.
In the Earth (2021)
these hippie demon worship flicks are becoming a old shoe
Consume psychedelics contact demons and become a whacked out hippie deadhead there i saved you 90 mins of pretentious bullcrap. Feels like each month there is one of those movies coming out.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
david chase is out to lunch
I didnt think it would be this bad but the old codger david chase really effed up this time. No reason whatsoever to associate this inciting atrocity with the original sopranos. Very sad david!
Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills (1996)
Those documentaries were an embarrassment. They're just propaganda pieces.
Hollywood helped them get away with murder and they laugh about it.
Malignant (2021)
cringefest
Just a waste of time (and money if you paid for it)
Mandy (2018)
Tries too hard to be edgy
Demonic LSD Hippie Cult murders cages gf and he has to take revenge. Sounds like a good story but they made the movie with too much style and not enough/too weak action
___bad___ :
-the kills in the revenge part were way to lame except for one. Maybe its just my own sick mind but after all that strong buildup i would have made the revenge kills way more grotesque and gnarly. The only good kill was when cage made the lackey deepthroat the sharp axe handle
-at one point one of the bikers shoots nikcage with a shotgun from 3metre standing still and freaking misses. Epic fail from the director etc.
-showing the cult leader unrobing and his junk is on screen (woaaaahhhh edgy!!!!)
-showing peoples eyes with their super expanded iris all the time, we get it they took a lot of drugs
-slowmotion scenes that keep you waiting for the real action
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___good___ :
-all the actors were believable
-some cool cinematography
-the demon biker costumes/makeup
-the black guy from predator equipping nikcage and briefing him about the demon bikers was based
-the part where they give mandy the lsd eyedropper in combination with the tarantula hawk sting was freaky. The movie could have used a few more out-there wild and wacky scenes like that
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for me the message of the movie is that there are wild and wacky people out there, especially new age cults. God knows what they are up to and who they are involved with. We all know that Timothy Leary was heavily involved with the CIA so make of that what you will!
Ya ne splyu (2020)
this movie is about MK-ULTRA
What you see in the movie is trauma based mind control and very real. Sad to say but stuff like this is happening every day. As for entertainment i didnt really like the movies because its so nasty and gruesome. But it gives you a picture of who is running those groups.
The Clown and the Candyman (2021)
Important Revelations
The Series gives a great overview of how all this as far more connected, even higher up sometimes, than we previously thought. Im excited to see which connections will be brought up next, for example the Savile - Sutcliffe connection or the LSD experimenting on the Unabomber and Son of Sam. The Process Church and Manson. All a giant web.
Chernobyl Diaries (2012)
Fun to watch, not to deep.
To be honest I didn't go watching this movie with much expectation. Paranormal Activity and it's followers never really hit me maybe that's why I am not into that "Kafkaesque/Creepy" thingy. I rather tend to traditional horror movies.
Also I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl and that game convinced me a lot more than the movie regarding setting / atmosphere.
The Plot hasn't catched me. Exchangable stereotype protagonists who simply serve as victims. The only who convinced me was Uri.
A catching movie to watch, although you'll be disappointed if you're used to more direct horror effects.