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2/10
Pathetic...waste of time and money..don't get yourself fooled by the rating!
31 May 2013
I don't understand how does it movie have 7/10 rating. And the other reviews which i read..how can people like this and give it a 10??

Story Well i decided to watch this movie by seeing its rating and genre Horror, Mystery ,thriller and expected it to be something like Disturbia. Instead is nothing good in it no logic involved whatsoever.The story is a mixture of Drag me to hell , I spit on you grave , See no evil , Final Destination and Zombieland and Saw.

If you have already scene any of these movie you can get an easy idea. Different aspects for each movies have been combined to make The Cabin in the Wood there is no originality and has a lame star cast.

You can only watch this movie when you keep you brains aside,and just watch it for the sake of entertainment.

My recommendation Save you time skip this movie too many movies of the same type have been made before and I'm sure you must have seen plenty of them, its just that the rating is somehow good which might compel you to see it.
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1/10
IN SHORT: Slideshow of nature and its beauty...with a father-son love/hate story which lasts for 1hour and has no relation with the slideshow what so ever!!
23 May 2013
Yes like the summary says...

This movie is a TOTAL WASTAGE OF TIME AND MONEY!!

Starting Slideshow of earths beauty its marvel just like a nature document with... almost no dialogues and no actors..i skipped through this part after watching it for 10 mins. Sean penn can been seen for 5 mins. (Lasts for 30 mins)

The movie finally starts with a family, a couple with 3 boys.Where the father is too strict and dominates his children and even his wife they all are afraid of him. This is the basic story with different instances of love and hate. This lasts for about 1 hour after the slideshow(this is the only watchable part in this movie.)No twists no turns..simple story father being too hard on others.

After this story ends another slideshow comes up lasts for another 30 mins. This time there are people roaming around but with almost no dialogues. (Lasts for another 30 mins).

I have given the breakup for this movie total play time : 2 hours and 18 mins

Wouldn't recommend it to anyone but yeah if you want to sleep and you are not able too...then play the movie and leave the rest on it...
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Bronson (2008)
TOTAL WASTAGE OF 1 hour and 40 Minutes
15 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
The director and the writter of this movie have made and written some good movies which i have seen before seeing Bronson....Drive for instance that was a good movie with a descent pace and a STORY!

But What the in the world went wrong here....they just picked up a Brit psychopath's story and made a movie out of it...there is nothing good about this movie..its TOOO DAMN SLOW the expressions the feelings which in a normal movie last for 2 - 5 secs here last for 2 - 5 minutes i had to fast forward those parts...

One man centered movie hes violent kind of split personality cant withstand the normal life... so he beats up the guards of the prison? wow how is that for a story...no twist no ending it starts with a prison and end with it...( i don't get it how can people give a 9 or a 10 to this movie!! i read the other reviews.. -.-')

The only good thing which was there was Tom Hardy's shoulder's brilliant guess he started working out during this movie to be fully toned for Warrior

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVERY WATCH THIS MOVIE...you end up frustrated like me!!
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